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Kris McNeill
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 05:11 pm |
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bama80 wrote: Kris you werent one of those that "shotgunned" illegal-type smoke into your pets mouth were you. You didnt give your pets beer/liquor did you? You werent one of... well I think you get my drift. huh? were you? huh? [spotlight shines in face like a police interrogation]
Well, that cat is 20 years old (what's that 140 in people years??!!) and still goin' strong Bama  My kitty RAGES on (title of forum is ROAD RAGE - therefore, ON TOPIC)
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 05:14 pm |
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| how clever. you still didnt answer the question.
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Kris McNeill
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 06:15 pm |
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And ANOTHER THING........same said cat neighbor has four (4) cars. (Three (3) drivers in the family, but I digress...) All four (4) cars park on the driveway (even though they have a two (2) car garage, sorry, again...) Why does their cat come and walk on MY one (1) car when it has four (4) cars right there on its own property to party down on? whew, I feel better.....off to get the duct tape 
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 06:19 pm |
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macca wrote: THE PREVIOUS POSTING WAS NOT SANCTIONED BY PETA. ♥♥♥
Well, mom did get mad... doesn't that count???
bama's answer might be more "peta-icallly" correct.
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 06:31 pm |
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Kris McNeill wrote: Cracker, the answer is to put YOUR house up on blocks, call in the house movers and high-tail-it out of there. You will be RIDING on out of there going DOWN THE ROAD and we will be back ON TOPIC
Those neighbors who lived across the ROAD have moved.... Thank goodness. They were forever flying into a RAGE and calling the police.... Not just the kids either... Once about a year later, there was some drama and the daughter was in a RAGE, screaming and yelling at the mother... I was in the yard across the ROAD, pretending to pull weeds so I could eavesdrop...I mean, if you are gonna put your business on the ROAD.....
My spoose had just brought me the single with cheese value meal from Wendy's, but we couldn't tear ourselves away from the soap opera... We sat down on the front walk and had a Wendy's picnic while we watched the show.... They could see us too... Very brave in light of the past alleged gunshots in my opinion....
The kid, in a fit of RAGE actually busted the windows out of her mother's car and then picked up her baby.... (baby's daddy in prison.... literally) and left. Police came. We went inside. end of story.
Oh except unfortunately that's how trailer parks get a bad name.
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StewartM
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 07:59 pm |
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Kris McNeill wrote: Hey Bama! Alrighty I've got one for ya. My neighbor's cat keeps walkin' on my car. Little muddy kitty prints all over the car. Now, ya'll know I'm not a "dog person". I am a "cat person" but have seriously considered drastic measures on this one. So this is the first one for the "ASK BAMA" column.......what should I do? Kris put cat food at car tire....BACKUP......Cat taste like chicken
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 08:06 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote: macca wrote: THE PREVIOUS POSTING WAS NOT SANCTIONED BY PETA. ♥♥♥
Well, mom did get mad... doesn't that count???
bama's answer might be more "peta-icallly" correct. Does Peta like chicken....
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Kris McNeill
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 09:01 pm |
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Sing it for us Mr. Mike....
On the day I was born, the nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder, at the joy they had found
The head nurse spoke up, and she said leave this one alone
She could tell right away, that I was bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone
B-B-B-B-Bad
B-B-B-B-Bad
Bad to the bone
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 02:53 am |
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| Kris you sing so well....where your hat, I'll put a dollar ($$Texas) in it...
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Posted: Feb 20th, 2006 06:14 pm |
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| Looked like there was a head-on collision on I-40 right near the mall this morning. I thought I saw skid marks from Eastbound lane into grass through fence thing and then there were 2 cars in Westbound lane that were all banged up both in their front. Yikes, Id hate to have been part of that. Traffic was backed up for like 23 billion million thousand miles. ANyone see this on the news or anything. PAppy did you get it on the CB. 10-4 buddy come on back.
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Posted: Feb 20th, 2006 07:05 pm |
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| Bama, I always HATE to hear about bad wrecks!!! Hope everyone is okay. I haven't heard about anything, but I haven't watched any TV news since early this a.m. There were a couple of icy patches on our residential road (small neighborhood, little traffic) and I worried a little about kids on buses. I always wish that Guilford would follow Rockingham's lead when it comes to delaying and closing schools, since our weather pattern follows theirs. There seems to be a storm line that goes right thru the northwest part of the county.
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Posted: Feb 20th, 2006 11:04 pm |
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bama80 wrote: Looked like there was a head-on collision on I-40 right near the mall this morning. I thought I saw skid marks from Eastbound lane into grass through fence thing and then there were 2 cars in Westbound lane that were all banged up both in their front. Yikes, Id hate to have been part of that. Traffic was backed up for like 23 billion million thousand miles. ANyone see this on the news or anything. PAppy did you get it on the CB. 10-4 buddy come on back. Bama you know Pappy loss his CB licence for Cussing out that smokie the bear on the radio. Pappy at a 10-100 don't know his 10-20.....Good buddyLast edited on Feb 20th, 2006 11:05 pm by StewartM
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Posted: Feb 21st, 2006 02:23 pm |
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| Negatory on that 10-50, Bama. Reckon them skid marks spelled out $$$TEXAS for somebody. Hope it wasn't a 10-50 PI, come on.
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Posted: Feb 24th, 2006 09:07 pm |
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Posted: Feb 24th, 2006 09:14 pm |
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WOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEE Pappy! You're gonna need a NAP! You have been prolifically profound today RIVETING!
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