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Steve Adkins
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 12:45 am |
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The only trouble is..........unfortunatley you're only 87% correct on the "everybody wears a seatbelt". I'm confident everyone in these forums is part of the 87%, but it's that other 13% I'm preaching at.
Remember, 80% of the restraint comes from the seatbelt.......so BUCKLE UP !!!
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Skiddles
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 12:51 am |
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It sounds like you took a trip to Pleiades. The Pleiades star cluster is in the midst of what astronomers describe as a three-car cosmic pile-up. The bright stars slams into not one but two interstellar clouds of gas. I could see you in my telescope! Did you see any RR while you were out there? I'm glad you were wearing you seat belt and back safely Mecca.
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macca
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 12:52 am |
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Steve, Steve, Steve.....
You missed my point! EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE FAR, FAR AWAY (that I visited over the holidays) buckles up! Unfortunately, the aliens are smarter than we are here!
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macca
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 12:58 am |
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Dang, Skiddles!
I was trying to keep it all a secret, but you're just too smart for me! Must be some powerful telescope you got there! Hope my house isn't anywhere near yours!
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Steve Adkins
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 01:04 am |
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OK, glad they've started puttin' them seat belts in them alien space ships too.
Don't want them lil fellers getting their egg shaped heads splatted on their consoles.
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Skiddles
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 01:17 am |
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| My optic capacity is great Mecca, but unable to view around trees & through walls... you're safe in Summerfield.
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bama80
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 01:10 pm |
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| What in the name of a monkey's uncle is going on on 68 in the afternoon. Paving! ahhh!! Its a parking lot- no not the parking lot; the road- Its a parking lot all the way past peoples Rd. almost to the light at the 2 gas stations (edgefield?) AHHHHHH.. RROM=100%
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macca
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 02:08 pm |
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| Yeah, I haven't actually been out in it but I've heard about it... Crazy! All so we can buy tractors??!!?
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bama80
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 02:14 pm |
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Too bad with all the development there will be no more farms left.
Catch 22 if I ever saw one.
Last edited on Jan 6th, 2006 02:15 pm by bama80
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macca
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Posted: Jan 6th, 2006 02:17 pm |
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| Amen..
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Lacka
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Posted: Jan 11th, 2006 04:41 pm |
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So I was coming up to that intersection that drives me nuts everyday. You know the one at Horse Penn Creek and battleground.
I am chugging up the hill like I do every day around 4. Checking the rearview and the side mirrors sizin up the competition. I look up and behind me gaining speed is a liquor-sickle. It looked like a fancy sports model, but I still knew I could beat it up the hill.
Continuing to give it gas up the hill, I was not concerned. Well I get almost to the light and this car comes out of nowhere, trying to pass me from the turning lane. I looked at the tail end of the car and saw that the car was from Alabama. My first thought is that it was bama. I had to think quick, because the lane was running out, and the moped was gaining on me. So I let the car in. How dumb was that? Of course Bama doesn't have an Alabama tag, shem lives in Stokesdale.
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macca
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Posted: Jan 12th, 2006 12:55 am |
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I have to confess to causing some road rage this morning....I was approaching an intersection (running late, as usual... ) and the light was yellow. I decided to go on thru. There was a truck getting ready to turn left and had to wait for me to go thru. We both ran a red light. As I continued down the road, I happned to look in my rearview mirror, where I saw blue lights.... I'm pretty sure the truck got pulled!
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macca
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2006 11:11 am |
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YO! EVERYBODY!! IT'S FOGGY AGAIN!!!
USE THOSE HEADLIGHTS!!!!
DON'T WANT TO LOSE ANYONE♥♥♥
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2006 12:20 pm |
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bama? You in here? <sigh>
Oh well... I'll just add something to this string while I'm here looking for bama...
Yesterday I was riding down the road behind this really nice van. There were these high dollar signs plastered all over it that said something like
"CAUTION, SHOW DOGS"
Now I need someone to explain to me why I would need to exercise more caution with a van full of show dogs than I would with a van full of say.....HUMANS??
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Steve Adkins
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2006 08:54 pm |
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SEATBELTS...SEATBELTS...SEATBELTS
BLOGGERS BE SAFE !!!
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