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Posted: Dec 19th, 2005 01:52 pm |
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| I need a potent Irish coffee at the moment. It is a stereotypical Monday.
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Steve Adkins
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Posted: Dec 19th, 2005 02:59 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Oh! that reminds me! There is a highway patrolman who is staking out Strawberry Rd. early in the mornings.... I know at least one of you travels that way in the mornings.... I saw him pull a car over at 6:30 AM last week at the corner of Waterton and Strawberry. Careful ya'll!
Does that qualify as a RR topic?
This is serious news for at least Don Wendelkyn & myself.
Yes, this qualifies for RR..........these cops need to focus on more critical matters, like Deer leavin' cigarette butts on the side of the road, etc. Now THAT's a crime !!!!
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Posted: Dec 19th, 2005 03:09 pm |
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Yep Harvard Professor Timothy Leary is the Father of Acid. It has been said that he tripped everyday. "Turn on, tune in, drop out." I bet he caused many to scream by waving their fists with road rage! Wow man, look at those pretty colors outside, as he is travels 5 miles an hour talking to the lint ball next to him, Alpert.
This is now termed the Leary factor.......Get OVER!
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bama80
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2005 02:55 pm |
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^weirdo.
Hows traffic today everyone? I know the mall, etc were nutzo last night when I was trying to finish shopping. Of course it was also ~6pm so that might have been a problem also.
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2005 09:15 pm |
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Traffic stinks Bama... It seems that they have given all of the mentally challenged folks the keys to the cars (No offense to the truly mentally challenged)..... I've been staking out Friendly Shopping Center... They have not got enough parking for this time of year, but thank goodnes for the traffic cops(?) directing traffic!!
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Posted: Dec 21st, 2005 12:38 pm |
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Yeah I try to steer clear of Friendly if I can. -> good play on words huh? Anyway, yesterday I was out and I could swear I was driving through the Bermuda Triangle. People swerving 3 lanes, trying to turn where there wasnt a turn, stopping for no reason, going 10 over then 10 under all of a sudden. ->I think it was the Yanks! However I must have been in a good mood, or just zoned out on sports radio, that I just let it go and did not even tell anyone they were #1.
The only Road Rage I have today is that Johnny Damon went up the road to the yanks for 52mil./4yrs. I guess they will have the best team money can buy next year.->thats bad. The Braves need to quit losing good players for crappy ones and figure something out. Bobby is great but he cant build a mansion out of toothpicks. Its like the Braves are just developing talent for the rest of the league. And Damon!?!? How can you go from the BoSox to the Stankees!?!? Why dont you date your Brothers wife? Or spit in your momma's face? Those would not be as bad as going from the Boston to NY. Whew, I'm spent. Out!
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2005 03:59 am |
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Euson! Where are you? I think Bama is talkin' sports again and I need a translation!!!...Wait... did he/she say someone dated their brother's wife??? Now that's some crackah drama there!
After 10 or so straight days of Bama watchin' football I am not going to be able to carry on a decent conversation with him/her anymore!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2005 05:58 pm |
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Crackah Crackah Crackah it is quite simple. Forget all of the Desperate Housewives match ups from the first sports clarification posting and use these instead.
The Sox = The O.C.
The Yankees = Wisteria Lane
Johnny Damon = Susan
Steinbrenner = Bree
Jeter = Gabby
Giambi = Lynette
A Rod = Mike
Sheffield = Tom
Home Run =Around the block
Play Offs = Parade of Homes
OK here is what happened. It is all about money on Wisteria Lane (Yankees). Susan (Damon) is very good-looking, long hair, scruffy beard, you know the look. (I know that sounds strange that Susan (Damon) has a beard and all, but we will take care of that in a minute)
Now Susan (Damon) accepts an offer to go play on Wisteria Lane (Yankees). Millions involved here. Bama always knows the numbers better than me. The O.C. (The Sox) is a little shocked and is prepared to offer more for Susan (Damon) to stay. Susan (Damon)does not even bother with collecting an offer from the O.C., she just packs her Yankee doodle dandy bags and hits the road.
I am not sure how smart this was for Susan(Damon). You have to keep in mind that her fans on the O.C. (The Sox) were very loyal, and I do not know if Wisteria Lane will be as welcoming. Ya see little ole Susan when she was on the O.C. ran around the block not once but twice in the 7th episode and sealed the GREATEST CHOKE IN SOAP OPERA HISTORY. The Wisteria Lane (Yankees) folks were not too happy with this since it made them look a little foolish, now she is movin’ in and gonna be living up with Gabby (Jeter), Lynette (Giambi), Mike (A Rod), Tom (Sheffield) and Bree (Steinbrenner). Not sure if they are going to bring by an apple pie or do any welcoming to the neighborhood stuff like they normally do.
Susan (Damon) is clumsy. Well most of it is just show. She likes falling off the porch, banging into the wall, or the side of the house (scoreboard). The long hair, beard and the will do anything for the team attitude is why her fans love her. Was that dedication to the O.C.(The Sox) just a show? Susan (Damon) is forever getting injured, being carried off on a stretcher, you know taking one for the team.
She has hurt her shoulder in one of her latest displays of dedication to the O.C. (The Sox) and lowered her numbers of times that she ran around the block. I believe, correct me if I am wrong Bama, she ran 20 times around the block in 2004 and then cut that number in half for 2005 with only running around 10 times. Other than being HOT to look at, not sure that these numbers are getting better. And she is OLD early 30's. Room for improvment, I am not sure about that.
Wisteria Lane (Yankees) is trying to get all of the good neighbors to come live with them. This makes it tough for all of the others that live in neighborhoods that are not so fortunate. Some people do not want to leave their “homies”, they are loyal to the hood. Basically Wisteria Lane(Yankees) is buying their way into the Parade of Homes.
Well Bree (Steinbrenner) isn’t going to have any facial hair looking at her in the morning when she slips out the door to get her newspaper. She has strict rules about long hair and facial hair. The bad boy image is not appropriate for Wisteria Lane(Yankees). Bree (Steinbrenner) will have Susan’s (Damon) lovely locks clipped and lying on the floor at the neighborhood beauty shop. Might have to sell those locks to support their season.
OH Yeah, one last note, just to clarify. When you were guessing on the Much a Do...page, I am a female, otherwise I would not think that Damon is so hot!!!! Damon is Susan is not, well to me anyway......
Does this work for ya Crackah??
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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2005 06:21 pm |
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Since Bama has gone couch potato on us I will say it for him/her....
wow. just wow man!<~~~ (note the use of Bama's preferred black text/plain font)
Thanks Euson... That clears things up nicely!
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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2005 06:38 pm |
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| Sure thing!!
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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2005 08:20 pm |
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| very good. awesome. gotta get more shopping done. see yall later.
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Posted: Dec 23rd, 2005 01:24 pm |
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| Bama get off the couch or out of the stores, how much more shopping could you possibly have to do? Did you not learn anything from my regifting article? You should be able to do the rest of your shopping from your closet. Come on over to the playground and play.
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Posted: Dec 24th, 2005 01:02 am |
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I've just spent the past week driving among the Mexican taxi's, crooked cops, dontgiveadernMexicandrivers, and donkey wagons, my wife says I come back to the USA and still drive like I'm south of the Border............so what I'm leadin' up to is
EVERYBODY STAY OUTTA MY WAY for a few days !!!!!!!!!
I'll try to contain my RR to non-Forum members. Saturday I'll be drivin' around...... aw heck, can't tell ya.
And BTW.......Merry Christmas !!!!
WEAR THOSE SEATBELTS !!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 24th, 2005 08:22 am |
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| Steve, I know you've been in Mexico, but unfortunately, we've got some of those dontgiveadernMexicandrivers you talked about here, least it seems like it if you read the accident reports. Either that or they don't know the rules or understand 'em or something.
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Posted: Dec 24th, 2005 05:17 pm |
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Pappy witnessed some road rage t'other day. Actually, it was some Biscuitville parking lot rage. (Is nothing sacred? I ask you!) Anyway, to get into the drivethru lane at the Biscuitville over there close to 68 and Wendover, you have to pull in and go around the building. You can cut the corner and get up to the drivethru order thing if there's no other cars in line, but if there are other cars you'll block traffic as you wait to cut in line. So of course somebody was blocking the entrance waiting to cut in line, and the guy behind him was stuck out in the road trying to get in, but the idiot wouldn't move. He just sat there trying to be invisible by not looking at the other guy. I thought there was going to be road kill to go with that road rage! All you gotta do is go around and get in line!
Safety tip: Unless you're driving a Bradley fighting vehicle, NEVER block the entrance to a Biscuitville. And, no, I DON'T WANT TO TRY A COMBO!
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