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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 01:45 am |
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Gotta be careful with Pappy's eggnog around open flames. That's in the Boy Scout manual, I think.
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 01:57 am |
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macca wrote:
John Winston Lennon (later John Ono Lennon)
Oct. 9, 1940 - Oct. 8, 1980
Now John Lennon would have been an interestin' forum buddy, don't you reckon, Macca?
He did some really good stuff right before...you know. Simple yet complex.
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 02:30 am |
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FatPappy wrote:
Now John Lennon would have been an interestin' forum buddy, don't you reckon, Macca?
He did some really good stuff right before...you know. Simple yet complex.
I just love the John Lennon song lyric: Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 02:40 am |
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Pappy's hat's off to them Boy Scouts, but it's goin' right back on! Hoo wee! It's colder'n a CC Holiday mixer. Cash bar. No tabs. Can I see some I.D.? Do you ever post on the forum?
Hey, Macca. Pappy was in Food Dog t'other day, over in the sody pop section (or, I b'lieve some people call it the wine section fer some reason), an' they had some Australian wine called Little Penguin. Pappy had to get a bottle or seven out o' curiosity. It might make me wanna dance on the roof! I'll let you know.
____________________ How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 02:40 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
BRRRRRRRRR!!! I'm gonna have to break out the ol' "Union Suit" if this weather keeps up! I will be wearing my Union Suit under my NWO sweatshirt in the Stokesdale parade tomorrow.
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 02:57 am |
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Jim Flynt wrote:
I just love the John Lennon song lyric: Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
I know what you mean, Mr Jim. Happens to Pappy ever'day. I got the pitchers to prove it.
Well, Pappy's gotta cash in his chips fer the eve'nin'. I hope y'all keep warm tonight. Already lookin' forward to that bacon biscuit an' hot java in the mornin'. Pappy'll keep an eye on the moon for you while you're at the beach, Jane.
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 03:11 am |
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Reckon mebbe I'll stay up a bit. Mammy's snorin' like a Homelite XL with a straight pipe muffler cuttin' through a hick'ry stump in a hail storm! Hoo wee! It's vibratin' the winders! The critters is all huddled up an' nervous thinkin' a thunder storm's a-comin'. FedEx just phoned complainin' 'bout the noise.
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 04:03 am |
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FatPappy wrote: Reckon mebbe I'll stay up a bit. Mammy's snorin' like a Homelite XL with a straight pipe muffler cuttin' through a hick'ry stump in a hail storm! Hoo wee! It's vibratin' the winders! The critters is all huddled up an' nervous thinkin' a thunder storm's a-comin'. FedEx just phoned complainin' 'bout the noise.
HA HA HA!!!!
What's mammy's number??? I gotta read her this one in the morning!!!!
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 11:23 am |
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Mawnin', y'all. It's a brisk mornin' fer a walk, Jane, but Pappy suggests you make it quick an' keep movin' lest you freeze solid. There was a beeeeutiful fiery sunrise goin' on a few minutes ago. The sun was still below the horizon so the trees was still in darkness, but the sky was all lit up in deep reds slowly changin' to oranges in brilliant contrast to the sillouettes of the trees. Magnificent!
Looked like the beginnin' o creation fer a few minutes.
Well, show's over. What's fer breakfast? Hee hee!
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 11:32 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
What's mammy's number??? I gotta read her this one in the morning!!!!
Hee hee! Wait a little while, Crackah. Mammy had a hard night. She kept wakin' herse'f up! Then some feller called from the Pentagon last night (they check in with me from time to time) askin' if there'd been a nuclear explosion in the area. I told him if there was, I wouldn't have heard it.
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 11:38 am |
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Looks like it's gonna be a purty day fer a parade!
Mr Jim, I wonder if the Boy Scouts survived? Them pigs prob'ly got the better end o' the deal last night; at least they kept warm.
Last edited on Dec 9th, 2006 11:42 am by FatPappy
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 12:07 pm |
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Wow, Pappy! You're up and going strong this mawnin'!
Thanks for the play-by-play on the sunrise! Makes me sorry I missed it!!
Hope it warms up for the parade! They were saying it was going to by dry (so put on the lotions and lip balms!) and bright -- wear your shades!!♥♥♥
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 12:36 pm |
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Beeee Yoooou Teeeee Fooool Morning Today
Good Morning to go sit in the outhouse & ponder, right Pappy?
I am cooking my once a week breakfast of BACON and fried eggs...........thinking of Mike all the way..............boy the BACON smells goooooooood
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 12:44 pm |
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OOOOOH, boy the BACON tastes sooooooo good, Mike you feel free to drop by my house and take a .................smell.
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Posted: Dec 9th, 2006 12:50 pm |
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Laws, yes, Macca, ol' Pappy's in a good mood this mawnin'! Sunrises is a good way to start most any day. Mebbe that's what they're there fer.
Bacon an' eggs, Steve? Yee haw! I thought I felt a tremor in the Force! Hee hee!
____________________ How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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