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Posted: Dec 7th, 2006 06:45 pm |
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On a MUCH lighter note.... The news story on my sign on screen today captured my attention. However, the actual story wasn't nearly as good as the teaser was.
It read: Plane Forced to Land After Passenger Passes Gas
Now, who wouldn't go and read a story with that intro????
Just in case you're dying of curiosity, it seems the passenger was lighting matches to cover a "body odor"  and they grounded the plane until the match lighter could be identified.
I'm going to go and read about how the soldiers in Iraq are using Silly string to detect trip wires and booby traps.
Must be a slow news day. 
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2006 07:58 pm |
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| Crackah, I saw that article an' thought ol' Steve-O finally got caught, but then they said later the passenger was a woman. I reckon we cain't pin this'n on you Steve! Hee hee!
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2006 08:07 pm |
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| Y'all check out Salty's new avatar! Nice'n, Salty!
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macca
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2006 10:21 pm |
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| Woo hoo!!! Or should I say "Woof Woof!" I like it!!! ♥♥♥
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Steve Adkins
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2006 11:04 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Crackah, I saw that article an' thought ol' Steve-O finally got caught, but then they said later the passenger was a woman. I reckon we cain't pin this'n on you Steve! Hee hee! Cracker Jax wrote:
It read: Plane Forced to Land After Passenger Passes Gas
And my wife said if I had been on a trip she would have immediately thought it was me.
I have certainly been guilty of passing gas on many planes, but never worried about covering up the smell.
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macca
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 12:59 am |
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6 members, 2 guests.... no one posting....
'SUP???? ♥♥♥
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 01:06 am |
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macca wrote: 6 members, 2 guests.... no one posting....
'SUP???? ♥♥♥
Been outside and fingers are still too frozen to type.
Send some of Pappy's eggnog for frostbite recovery.
Gosh are the winds howling or what?
Last edited on Dec 8th, 2006 01:07 am by Jim Flynt
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FatPappy
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 01:17 am |
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Plumb chilly out yonder.
Mr Jim, you better get inside an' take yer med'cine.
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 01:25 am |
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Y'all heerd about them fellers that's gonna try an' make their own universe? Yes'm, that's what they said. Some fellers in Japan or somewhar are proposin' that they compress some piece o' matter, say a watermelon, so compact it tarns into a black hole. Then they're gonna do somethin' to it to make it explode an' thus start a new universe.
My question is, whar are they gonna keep the thang?
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macca
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 02:09 am |
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| So, Crackah! There's McDreamy, McSteamy and now there's MrTreemy!!! Have you seen Men In Trees? It's moved to Thursdays after Grey's.... I've watched it from the beginning.... A really neat show. Set in Alaska. Evidently atracts people who liked Northern Exposure. ♥♥♥
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macca
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 02:34 am |
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| I hope no one is blowing away tonight!!! ♥♥♥
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 05:17 am |
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I didn't blow away and I didn't watch Grey's yet  . I honestly was gonna watch it tonight to stay caught up macca, but I never should have snuggled up on the couch to do it. zzzzzzzzzz.
Now I'm up and ya'll are all in the bed. 'Cept for Mr. Jim of course. I'm showin' he's here, but I think he's frozen to the keyboard!
Pappy, nice signature! Mass communication. hmmmmm
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 05:43 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Now I'm up and ya'll are all in the bed. 'Cept for Mr. Jim of course. I'm showin' he's here, but I think he's frozen to the keyboard!
Crackah, what? No hot coffee? And you're up too? What's with that?
Actually I am up 'cause I went to bed early for a 'nap' and just woke up to take another sip of Pappy's nog (better'n a flu shot by the way). Stuck my head out the door and bristled right back in, thankful that I'm blessed with warm shelter and a warm group of Forum friends. What more could a man wish for?
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macca
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 09:42 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
I didn't blow away and I didn't watch Grey's yet . I honestly was gonna watch it tonight to stay caught up macca, but I never should have snuggled up on the couch to do it. zzzzzzzzzz.
ACtually, Crackah, you got a reprieve! It was a re-run, although it was one I hadn't seen all the way thru.... and I missed the same parts again! Distractions..... The one where Izzie stood outside the hospital all day trying to get her nerve up to go in and talk about coming back.... It's like I know generally what happened but I missed all those "moments"..... Dang it! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Dec 8th, 2006 09:45 am |
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Jim Flynt wrote:
Cracker Jax wrote:
Now I'm up and ya'll are all in the bed. 'Cept for Mr. Jim of course. I'm showin' he's here, but I think he's frozen to the keyboard!
Crackah, what? No hot coffee? And you're up too? What's with that?
Actually I am up 'cause I went to bed early for a 'nap' and just woke up to take another sip of Pappy's nog (better'n a flu shot by the way). Stuck my head out the door and bristled right back in, thankful that I'm blessed with warm shelter and a warm group of Forum friends. What more could a man wish for?
Jimbo! I didn't wake up enough in the middle of the night to catch you this time!! Glad you warmed up!! ♥♥♥
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