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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 01:14 pm |
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FatPappy wrote:
Mornin' all.
Jane, I didn't see a moon report from you last night. I had to look up an' find it myse'f. Fortunately it was big an' bright enough that I found it right off. That moonrise was a stunner!
(I gotta quit eatin' these vegetables. "That moonrise was a stunner"?)
Uh, I meant that moonshine was a stunner, yeah, that's it.
Pappy! Keep eatin' them veggies!!! Good for the brain as well as yer bod!!! Don't give up!!!! Trust me!!!   
I liked "That moonrise was a stunner!" ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 04:22 pm |
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Yes Pappy... I have always found quips about stunning moonrises to be very poetic. 
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 04:26 pm |
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 04:27 pm |
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So today I was at the school eating lunch with my kid and beside us sat a table full of first grade girls.
Their lunchtime conversation consisted of a debate on where they have their nails done and which is the best place to do so.
Of course they were all perfectly manicured with matching hairbows.
I'm uh... 29 years old and I've never had my nails "done". What is this world coming to???
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 04:53 pm |
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But did their handbags match their shoes?
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 05:31 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
What is this world coming to???
Blame it on 'family values'.........
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 05:33 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote: I'm uh... 29 years old and I've never had my nails "done". What is this world coming to??? Use a 20 oz hammer that will get your nails done...... ...nice purty black nail that will fall off in about a month.....
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 08:23 pm |
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StewartM wrote:
Use a 20 oz hammer that will get your nails done.........nice purty black nail that will fall off in about a month.....
I was gonna say wrap it in bacon to reduce the swellin', but you might lose more than a nail with Mr Mike around.
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macca
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 08:59 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
So today I was at the school eating lunch with my kid and beside us sat a table full of first grade girls.
Their lunchtime conversation consisted of a debate on where they have their nails done and which is the best place to do so.
Of course they were all perfectly manicured with matching hairbows.
I'm uh... 29 years old and I've never had my nails "done". What is this world coming to???
FIRST GRADE?????!!!!!????? Please tell me you're making that up!!!!!
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 09:15 pm |
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| You nailed that one Pappy...........Might have to hit my nail just to get some bacon....
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macca
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 09:46 pm |
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Jane you say it's all over for you and me girl
There's a time for love and a time for letting it be baby
Jane you're playing a game called, called hard to get by it's real name,
Making believe that you just don't feel the same. Oh Jane
Jane you're playing a game you never can win girl
You're staying away so I'll ask you where you been baby
Like a cat and a mouse, (Cat and a mouse) from door to door and house to house
Don't you pretend you don't know what I'm talking about
Were all those nights we spent together, hey hey
Only because you didn't know better, I gotta know
Jane, you're playin' a game, playin' a game, playin' a game
(Jane, Jane, Jane)
Ah Jane you're playing a game of hide and go seek
Jane you're playing for fun but I play for keeps, yes I do
(Jane, Jane, Jane) That's a game on me
(Jane, Jane, Jane) So plain to see
Janey Jane why you foolin' with me
(Jane, Jane, Jane)
OK, So I did this b/c I was feeling bad 'cause ScubaJane passed the 600 mark before 2006 ended and no one mentioned it!!! Now we'll have this song running thru our heads! (Credit Starship)♥♥♥
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 09:50 pm |
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SANDRA SMITH has passed the 400 mark! (Sorry, I don't know any "Sandra" songs, although maybe the Beach Boys had a "Sandy"?????)
Anyway, CONGRATULATIONS, Sandra!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2007 11:55 pm |
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Hey gang! We made JEOPARDY! tonight!!
The category was Shakespeare, but they gave the initials of works by the bard.
There was A.Y.L.I., M.W.O.W., L.L.L., (I can't remember the other one!) and the $1,000 clue was M.A.A.N.!!! -- Of course, I got it, but none of the contestants did!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jan 5th, 2007 12:34 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
I'm uh... 29 years old and I've never had my nails "done". What is this world coming to???
Well CJ, did YOUR kid have her nails done..........I mean, does her mother allow her to get her nails done??
I got my (toe) nails done by my grand daughter the other night, didn't cost me a dime. Just had to get my toes un-stuck together, and go thru a bunch of remover to get the multiple layers off.
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Posted: Jan 5th, 2007 03:20 am |
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Steve Adkins wrote: Cracker Jax wrote:
I'm uh... 29 years old and I've never had my nails "done". What is this world coming to???
Well CJ, did YOUR kid have her nails done..........I mean, does her mother allow her to get her nails done??
I got my (toe) nails done by my grand daughter the other night, didn't cost me a dime. Just had to get my toes un-stuck together, and go thru a bunch of remover to get the multiple layers off.
Did you save the toe jam? Nothin' like some good jam with that toast! YUM
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