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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 12:35 pm
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macca wrote:
Yeah! You probably burned a lot of calories lifting that glass and setting it back down!

Liftin' the glass I understand, but settin' it back down..you lost me there. Hee hee!

Pappy's ready fer some healthy eatin' today! Vegetables and fruit!


...an' a bootleg sack o' goldfish crackers...



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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 12:50 pm
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Jim Flynt wrote: macca wrote: Jimbo!! A New Year's baby? And were you the first born that year? How did your family celebrate? (Inquirin' minds want to know!!) :D ♥♥♥
 

Macca, actually in those days, being the first born in any year was supposedly a big deal and the first mother to give birth was given a great number of nice gifts, such as a large supply of diapers and baby food, baby clothes, etc.

Of course, Mister Never Been On Time In His Life not only cost his parents a tax deduction for 1949 by being born a few hours late, but actually was the 2nd baby born in Greensboro in 1950, in the old St. Leo's Hospital BTW.    

I don't remember any celebratin' but I was a little young at the time. ;) But I have tried to make up for it ever since!
Try being the last born of the year...If I had waited a minute longer could have been first..... Dad said he didn't make enough for me to be a deduction....

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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 01:04 pm
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Pappy Thanks for the Christmas present (I got it last night by special delivery, Santa without the suit ;)).....I should have read it was a BACON air fresher before I took a bite out of it...(tasted like that turkey bacon :P) .....Hey I got it hanging on the mirror in the truck...smells good... 

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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 01:08 pm
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StewartM wrote: Try being the last born of the year...If I had waited a minute longer..... Dad said he didn't make enough for me to be a deduction....

Mike, I don't know about you, but wasn't always just too easy for everyone to sorta get the idea that birthday presents and Christmas presents could be combined into one, thus depriving us childruns of near Christmas birthdays of two special events SEPARATELY?

And all them restaurants that give you a free meal on your birthday are always closed on my birthday, New Year's Day. Maybe Mike you at least get the free birthday meals.


 

 

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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 01:23 pm
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Pappy Thanks for the Christmas present (I got it last night by special delivery, Santa without the suit ;)).....I should have read it was a BACON air fresher before I took a bite out of it...(tasted like that turkey bacon :P) .....Hey I got it hanging on the mirror in the truck...smells good... 

Howdy, Mr Mike. With a bacon air freshener hangin' in front of you, you'll always be goin' the right way. Hee hee!



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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 01:31 pm
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Jim Flynt wrote: StewartM wrote: Try being the last born of the year...If I had waited a minute longer..... Dad said he didn't make enough for me to be a deduction....

Mike, I don't know about you, but wasn't always just too easy for everyone to sorta get the idea that birthday presents and Christmas presents could be combined into one, thus depriving us childruns of near Christmas birthdays of two special events SEPARATELY?

And all them restaurants that give you a free meal on your birthday are always closed on my birthday, New Year's Day. Maybe Mike you at least get the free birthday meals.
Jim I know what you mean about combined presents(cheap people), but I'm lost on those free meals...have I been missing something....where are these restaurants???? Me and Pappy could have a Birthday everyday...:D

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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 01:53 pm
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Pappy I got a problem with that Bacon air freshener hangin' on my truck mirror...done had 2 wrecks this morning cause I look and smell that bacon just hangin' there, calling my name... have you still got those blinders you use on that old mule...I might need to borrow them... 

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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 03:19 pm
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GOOD MORNIN'!! :D:D:D Been reading but almost forgot to post!!

Mr. Mike, You be careful driving with that bacon scent all around you! You might be getting high from those precious fumes!! :D:shock::D

Mike/Jimbo -- Did your relatives at least wrap up a different set of gifts for your birthday, digging out the birthday wrapping paper amidst all of the Christmas wrap?

Maybe you should pick another day, say June 1, and celebrate your birthday then, so you've got a day that's just yours!! ♥♥♥



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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 03:21 pm
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According to the list of who's on the forum right now, it looks as though we've got a good portion of the playground pals!! Time to play???? ♥♥♥



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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 04:08 pm
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StewartM wrote:
Pappy I got a problem with that Bacon air freshener hangin' on my truck mirror...done had 2 wrecks this morning cause I look and smell that bacon just hangin' there, calling my name... have you still got those blinders you use on that old mule...I might need to borrow them... 

Mammy's savin' them blinders in case she ever goes out in public with me. I got a good supply o' corks fer yer nostrils, though.



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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 04:12 pm
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macca wrote:
According to the list of who's on the forum right now, it looks as though we've got a good portion of the playground pals!! Time to play???? ♥♥♥

Howdy, Macca. Pappy's in an' out today. I'm fixin' to go have some ranch dressin' with a little salad on the side.



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FatPappy wrote: I'm fixin' to go have some ranch dressin' with a little salad on the side.
 

Pappy if you'll sprinkle a handful of M&M's on your salad, you won't have to use so much of that unhealthy fattening ranch dressing.



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A M&M salad! That's what I need!

Uh-oh...I might need to call the Macca Support Hotline fer that'n. Pappy's bein' tempted by chocolate. (In other words, Pappy's awake.)



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 Posted: Jan 2nd, 2007 04:55 pm
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FatPappy wrote: Pappy's bein' tempted by chocolate. (In other words, Pappy's awake.)
I probably shouldn't be telling you this Pappy, but I did notice that Walmart and CVS not only have their Christmas decorations on sale for 75% Off, but they also have their Christmas candy on sale for 75% Off too. Target has theirs at 50% Off last time I checked. Of course'n they's got those holidays wrappings on them, but the candy all tastes the same, 'specially the chocolates. It's about the only shopping us menfolks look forward to each year.



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FatPappy wrote: A M&M salad! That's what I need!

Uh-oh...I might need to call the Macca Support Hotline fer that'n.

Pappy, I tried calling the Macca Support Hotline too, but when I got a busy signal, I just went ahead and threw another handful of M&M's on that salad for good measure. After all, who's counting?



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