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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2007 12:01 pm |
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| Mornin' all. Sound wisdom, Jane.
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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2007 01:06 pm |
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S. Smith wrote: I think she just started hanging out down at Poor Boy's in Summerfield after that, but I might have her confused with another girl. I think her name was Notta Chaste.
Sandra, I did a little research among some of the old regulars from down at Poor Boy's and found out that Notta Chaste, who was originally one of Clyde Chance's daughters, (Chaste being her third ex husband's last name) had a twin sister who was her exact polar opposite in demeanor and behavior. They say their Mama had an evil sense of humor and named them both Notta just to confuse folks. So Notta Chaste's sister's name was Notta Chance, and the fellers all said they took no chances with getting them mixed up, as they were as different as night and day. Someone said that the two Nottas had a younger sister named Naria and they heard she ran off to a nunnery. Rumors have it, that years later Notta Chance, tiring of all the confusion with her twin sister, had her first name changed legally to Lorena. She later moved out of town and married some feller named Bobbitt. They say she cut off all family ties to her naughty twin sister Notta and ultimately joined sister Naria in the nunnery after a lop sided divorce settlement where she lost possession of the family jewels. That was the last anyone ever heard from her.
Now that's all the truth, as best as I can tell, from my little bit of hysterical research.
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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2007 02:39 pm |
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Jim Flynt wrote: S. Smith wrote: I think she just started hanging out down at Poor Boy's in Summerfield after that, but I might have her confused with another girl. I think her name was Notta Chaste.
Sandra, I did a little research among some of the old regulars from down at Poor Boy's and found out that Notta Chaste, who was originally one of Clyde Chance's daughters, (Chaste being her third ex husband's last name) had a twin sister who was her exact polar opposite in demeanor and behavior. They say their Mama had an evil sense of humor and named them both Notta just to confuse folks. So Notta Chaste's sister's name was Notta Chance, and the fellers all said they took no chances with getting them mixed up, as they were as different as night and day. Someone said that the two Nottas had a younger sister named Naria and they heard she ran off to a nunnery. Rumors have it, that years later Notta Chance, tiring of all the confusion with her twin sister, had her first name changed legally to Lorena. She later moved out of town and married some feller named Bobbitt. They say she cut off all family ties to her naughty twin sister Notta and ultimately joined sister Naria in the nunnery after a lop sided divorce settlement where she lost possession of the family jewels. That was the last anyone ever heard from her.
Now that's all the truth, as best as I can tell, from my little bit of hysterical research.
I heard Mama Chance, a big boxing fan, was enthralled with George Foreman, who named all seven of his kids the very original name of George (even the girls).
BTW, I heard Notta/Lorena cut off more than all family ties, but I'm not sure what that was all about. I also heard that her husband went on to be some kind of movie star after he had some kind of plastic surgery to make him look, uh, improved.
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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2007 02:48 pm |
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S. Smith wrote: BTW, I heard Notta/Lorena cut off more than all family ties, but I'm not sure what that was all about. I also heard that her husband went on to be some kind of movie star after he had some kind of plastic surgery to make him look, uh, improved.
Sandra, that is the long and short of what I heard too.
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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2007 04:23 pm |
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macca wrote: I would ask where Crackah is, but my guess is himmer is READING!!  (How was the Harry party? )♥♥♥
Your guess was correct Macca! I've been reading and will be for quite some time.... it's 784 pages! 
I didn't go to the Harry Party.... I know this because I checked the news coverage and didn't see myself. Wait, Maybe I did, and I was just hidden under my invisibility cloak!
Back to business.....
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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2007 07:28 pm |
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| I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2007 07:35 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
You think we are surprised to hear that?
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Posted: Jul 22nd, 2007 07:38 pm |
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| BTW, what a beautiful day it is out there today. Actually sorta cool with a nice breeze a'blowin'......Perfect day to just go back outside and lay in the hammock...
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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007 12:27 am |
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FatPappy wrote:
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Woo hoo! Glad to hear it, Pappy!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007 11:51 am |
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Good Morning
Who wants a kickin chicken biscuit......
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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007 11:56 am |
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Mornin', Mr. Mike!!
How ya doin'?!!?
There's a new commercial on TV that makes me think of you everytime.... Something about a new bacon burger..... maybe from Wendy's.....
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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007 11:58 am |
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Mornin' all.
A kickin' chicken biscuit? Is that the kind whar Jane gives you a kickin' fer takin' her chicken? Hee hee.
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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007 12:04 pm |
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macca wrote:
Something about a new bacon burger..... maybe from Wendy's.....
I've seen the signs. They say somethin' about it bein' a intimidatin' burger or somethin'. Maybe intimidatin' to amateurs...
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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007 12:06 pm |
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Macca its the Baconnator and yes I have had it a few times.....still needs more bacon...
I'll be back.......
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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2007 12:20 pm |
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Yeah, that's it!! "The Baconnator!" Doesn't that just sound like Mr. Mike???
I thought maybe the kickin' chicken was the little feller tryin' to get away!
Or did you put lotsa hot sauce on it???
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