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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 12:44 pm
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DAY TOO..........

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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 01:25 pm
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Hee hee



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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 01:32 pm
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MACCA, PI, ready to report for work!!

Shouldn't be too hard to find Jane.... Just follow the funny tracks made by the scuba footwear, right? :D



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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 01:47 pm
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The tracks end at the water.......

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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 02:13 pm
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And then I can follow the bubbles!!!:D



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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 03:18 pm
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Macca, I'll be glad to he'p you look fer Jane by stakin' out the local pool. I'm willin' to devote all day to the job if need be!



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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 03:21 pm
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Mighty kind of ya, Pappy!! I appreciate the great sacrifice you're willing to make!! Tee hee! :D



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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 04:04 pm
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No problemo, Macca! The way we used to do it in the Dog Soldiers was to keep our eyes closed whilst we was on stake out duty so as to avoid any false sightin's generated by mirages or light refraction under the water. I'll be usin' my highly trained selective hearin' to listen fer any tell-tale bubbles or flipper slappin'.



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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 04:47 pm
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I'm sure Jane will appreciate all our efforts! Just hope she has the wherewithall to leave us some clues!!:shock::D

Does anyone know Morse code? Oh, what am I saying? I'm sure Dog Soldier Pappy does!!

(BTW, Pappy: I like your new message!!)



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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 06:03 pm
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Dog soldier??.....don't they just lay on the porch guarding the shade.....

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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 07:22 pm
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macca wrote:
Does anyone know Morse code? Oh, what am I saying? I'm sure Dog Soldier Pappy does!!

Due to budget cutbacks, the Dog Soldier bunch I belonged to couldn't afford Morse code, so we just hooted like owls an' such. Sometimes we'd moo or howl like coyotes. I have picked up some Morse code over the years, though, an' I'll be glad to share what signals I know.

When Mammy hits that metal triangle a-hangin' on the porch about 5 times, it means "hot biscuits."

When Mammy hits me on the haid with a fry pan about 5 times, that means "no biscuits."

When somebody taps on the door about 4 times, that means "friend a-callin'."

When somebody pounds hard on the door 3 times exactly, that means "THIS IS THE LAW!" or "THE TRACKS STOP HERE!" (same thing)

When Mayor Brown bangs the gavel one time, that means "Commence the meetin'" or "Meetin' adjourned."

When Mayor Brown bangs the gavel 15 or 20 times hard like he's tryin' to split a tough hick'ry log, that means "YOUR TIME IS UP! NEXT SPEAKER, PLEASE!"

I hope that he'ps.



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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 09:11 pm
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Ummmm, THANKS, Pappy!! (I think!) Do you think ScubaJane knows those particular signals? Or that this knowledge might help us find her? It sure would be helpful to know if it's gonna feel like a sauna EVERY time I step outside over the next several days!! We need her expertise in delivering the weather report tomorrow mornin', and to remind us to be good!!
:D:D:shock:

COME BACK, JANE!! WE'LL REMEMBER TO DO GOOD DEEDS IF YOU'LL COME ON BACK RIGHT AWAY!!!:D



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 Posted: Jun 27th, 2007 11:05 pm
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I'm purty sure Scuba Jane's famil'ar with them last two signals, although I ain't too sure that knowledge will in any way he'p with the search.



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 Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 12:50 am
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Did anyone else get some strong winds earlier tonight?:shock:



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 Posted: Jun 28th, 2007 03:31 am
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Wow! Did it feel like awfully close quarters here last night???!!!!???:shock::shock::shock:

Look what ELSE ScubaJane missed!!!

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