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Posted: Jun 5th, 2007 10:45 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote: the groom's sister, sitting two rows in front of me, broke wind. 
CJ, was it the little pffft kind, or the 10 second long gurgly squishy kind??
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Posted: Jun 5th, 2007 12:10 pm |
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Mornin' All!
Steve-O, it was the reverberating hurricane force wind against a metal chair kind.....
Gosh I hope I'm not offending anybody..... It might have been one of those "I guess you had to be there" stories, I don't know.
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Posted: Jun 5th, 2007 12:12 pm |
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Hee hee! Good one, Crackah! Pappy's got some shoes that do that too. Hee hee!
Jane, I might have to come over to your place to get some fresh maters. Mine got off to a rough start, but they're comin' around.
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Posted: Jun 5th, 2007 12:14 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Gosh I hope I'm not offending anybody.....
I'm offended that you didn't post the video!
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macca
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Posted: Jun 5th, 2007 12:19 pm |
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I think this is a cultural event.... Shouldn't it be posted on "Bullwinkle's Corner?" 
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Posted: Jun 5th, 2007 12:59 pm |
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Steve Adkins wrote: Cracker Jax wrote: the groom's sister, sitting two rows in front of me, broke wind.
CJ, was it the little pffft kind, or the 10 second long gurgly squishy kind??
That is hilarious-- reminds of the time I was in church many years ago and my little sister ripped one off during prayer.
Let's just say breaking wind against a wooden pugh echos and vibrates. I thought my grandmother was going to die she was laughing so hard.
And her laughter was contagious!
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Posted: Jun 6th, 2007 02:04 am |
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A Sunoco gas station dealer in Eastern North Carolina was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up."
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex.
The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time."
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
The redneck guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week!!"
(As a side note: The new Sunoco station here in Stokesdale should be opening in a matter of days)
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DOGGETTJA
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Posted: Jun 6th, 2007 10:29 am |
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Morning All!! Hope everybody is safe this morning. The pictures last night at 11 from Oak Ridge were pretty impressive. We got only a brief sprinkle and some loud thunder which just drives one of the dogs crazy. I just tied up my tomatoes day before so was very glad no hail came to beat them up. It is lovely this morning, air is cool and clean, sky is clear. Actually not going to be too hot today. Tomorrow now is a different story so enjoy today.
Jim enjoyed your story on the gas station. Anybody you knew? 
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Posted: Jun 6th, 2007 10:29 am |
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Good Morning
I beat Jane here this morning.....Now where is those chicks.........
Last edited on Jun 6th, 2007 10:30 am by StewartM
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Posted: Jun 6th, 2007 10:31 am |
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| Oh the chicks are alive and well. Thank you for asking Mr. Mike. I really appreciate your concern for the well being of the chicks.
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Posted: Jun 6th, 2007 10:33 am |
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Dang she beat me by a few seconds.....I'll put the chicks back........They are only bite size anyway....
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Posted: Jun 6th, 2007 10:41 am |
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Good try, Mr. Mike!!!
You know what they say, "Early to bed, Early to rise.... Makes for some good-tastin' chicken pies!"
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Posted: Jun 6th, 2007 10:54 am |
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Now Jane I love those little chicks.....I will hold them, pet them, squeeze them, fry them,....opps I mean try them....no I mean ride them...no thats the horses....I mean....well.....
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Posted: Jun 6th, 2007 10:58 am |
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macca wrote: Good try, Mr. Mike!!!
You know what they say, "Early to bed, Early to rise.... Makes for some good-tastin' chicken pies!"
Chicken pie is like a biscuit with with veggies....
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Posted: Jun 6th, 2007 12:03 pm |
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Love your story!!
Has anyone seen that the gas sign is up and lit? Now here's the shocker...gas is priced at 9.99!! I hope it's not an omen of things to come!! It gave me a chuckle when I saw it!
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