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DOGGETTJA
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 Posted: May 26th, 2007 03:11 am
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Now now Steve, just imagine what the guineas say about us as we scurry around, making a lot of irritating noise.

Pappy my guineas are not a problem in the garden but I do have problems with rats, ground hogs or rabbits eating the first tomatoes closest to the ground. Once the tomatoes get over about a foot off the ground then I have no teeth marks in them. The guineas are the best potato beetle picking you have ever seen. Clark doesn't have to dust his potatoes at all when there are guineas around. They are great fly catchers too.

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 Posted: May 26th, 2007 04:08 am
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Green Acres is the place for me, farm living is the life for me. Who wants to be Mr. Haney? I worked with a fella who wanted to know how a guineas skin looked like that. Yeah we all had a good laugh at that city slicker( also a UNC fan ,some think that had more to do with it).

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 Posted: May 26th, 2007 10:41 am
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Morning All!! Sure does feel like summer this morning. Got 4 of the guineas out this morning but also two chickens. The guineas acted like they had never been outside in their lives much less yesterday. Preeeety dumb criters.

Hope everybody is doing something fun today. Enjoy!!!

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 Posted: May 26th, 2007 11:31 am
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DOGGETTJA wrote: Now now Steve, just imagine what the guineas say about us as we scurry around, making a lot of irritating noise.


DOGGETTJA wrote:
Preeeety dumb criters.

So It's OK if I call your guineas dumb, I just shouldn't call them noisy???   It's probably good they are cerebrally challenged, they don't know to be afraid to go after snakes either. 

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 Posted: May 26th, 2007 12:48 pm
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ff12 wrote:  Yeah we all had a good laugh at that city slicker (also a UNC fan ,some think that had more to do with it).


 

ff12: You know what they say down in Chapel Hill: The difference between culture and agriculture is 30 miles.

 

 

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 Posted: May 26th, 2007 01:17 pm
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And what would our world like be without both!!??!! :D:P:D;)



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 Posted: May 26th, 2007 02:21 pm
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Mornin' all. Pappy's been out greasin' the wheels o' commerce a little. I hope the AC's workin' on my lawn mower today. It weren't workin' last time so I had to mow fast to get a breeze goin'. It's already hotter'n a pan o' bacon biscuits out yonder.

I vote fer Jane to take the Mr Haney role, ff12. She done already 'bout sold me a gin-yoo-wine organic insect elimination system. Some folks calls 'em guinea hens.



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 Posted: May 27th, 2007 10:30 am
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Morning All!! Farmer Haney reporting in on this gorgeous Sunday morning. All is well on Green Acres. All the guineas went out with minimum fuss to do what ever it is gueneas do all day. I am off with hubby and grandson to report soccer scores at JCPark for the morning. Mostly I read the paper and enjoy the weather while hubby does the ham radio stuff.

Have a great day.

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 Posted: May 27th, 2007 10:53 am
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Mornin' all. Have fun at the soccer game, Jane.

Does ham radio go good on a biscuit? I b'lieve Mr Mike uses a bacon radio. I b'lieve he calls it a CB, short for chewy bacon. I'm just guessin' but it sounds right.



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 Posted: May 27th, 2007 11:44 am
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WHERE IS MR. MIKE???? It's been nearly 2 weeks!!!

I'll give him Chewy Bacon, Crispy Bacon, Chocolate-covered Bacon, Cranberry Bacon, Caramel Bacon..... well, you get the picture!!! I wish he'd come on back to the "farm." Hey, he could be Mr. Drucker, and we'd all come to his store for supplies!!! ;) Hmmmmm, maybe he's waiting there for us now.....

Oh, yeah! GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE!! Looks like another hot one!!:shock::D:shock:



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 Posted: May 27th, 2007 12:05 pm
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Callin' Mr Mike! Ain't no tellin' whar he wondered off to, Macca. He mighta been runnin' a bacon screen saver an' he ate his computer.

I been checkin' the bacon news network but no sign of Mr Mike there. Interestin' readin' though. Here's a link to it:

http://www.sixdegreesofbacon.com/category/bacon_news/

Last edited on May 27th, 2007 12:11 pm by FatPappy



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 Posted: May 27th, 2007 12:24 pm
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Too cool, Pappy! Maybe we ought to start a "bacon" forum!! I found this on that link.... Seems appropriate, what with the wedding season and June brides approachin' --

Just to prove that everything goes better with bacon, we give you the baconized version of Corinthians 13:4-8:

Bacon is patient, bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Bacon does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

Bacon never fails. But where there are prophecies, they will cease; where there are tongues, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

So, go forth and enjoy the wedding season. And yes, you may kiss the bacon.



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 Posted: May 27th, 2007 12:26 pm
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Pappy's gonna leave the Bacon Nation an' go outside afore it gets too hot. Later on I might lay out a few strips o' bacon over my haid an' see if they'll cook. Hee hee.



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 Posted: May 27th, 2007 12:34 pm
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Hee hee. I saw that weddin' bacon story, Macca. How can a union wrapped in bacon ever fail? Impossible!



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 Posted: May 27th, 2007 12:37 pm
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There was also the story about how the Canadians should quit usin' precious bacon fer bear bait an' use somethin' we don't care about, like Paris Hilton.



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