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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 03:00 pm |
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Ha ha ha! Lacka, I just saw your signature line! Too funny! I thought you were kidding when you asked my permission to copy me!
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macca
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Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 03:11 pm |
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I tell ya, I gotta quit skimmin'!!! Wonder how long it would've taken me to spot that??? How long has it been that way???  ♥♥♥
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 03:40 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote: She'll probably do something noble like the foundation with it, but I hope she blows some of it!!!!
You know, if she decides to become a philanthropist, Pappy and I could always use a couple hundred extra pounds of bacon. Mr. Mike probably needs a pound or two too.
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macca
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Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 03:53 pm |
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Jim Flynt wrote:
Cracker Jax wrote: She'll probably do something noble like the foundation with it, but I hope she blows some of it!!!!
You know, if she decides to become a philanthropist, Pappy and I could always use a couple hundred extra pounds of bacon. Mr. Mike probably needs a pound or two too.
Hey, Jimbo! Why don't you send that in as a suggested plot line to the writers of the show? Oh, yeah.... no need to do that! EVERYBODY reads the forum.... They'll just read it here and put it in if they think it worthy!!! (Which of course they will!) ♥♥♥
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 07:01 pm |
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macca wrote: Jim Flynt wrote:
You know, if she decides to become a philanthropist, Pappy and I could always use a couple hundred extra pounds of bacon. Mr. Mike probably needs a pound or two too.
Hey, Jimbo! Why don't you send that in as a suggested plot line to the writers of the show? Oh, yeah.... no need to do that! EVERYBODY reads the forum.... They'll just read it here and put it in if they think it worthy!!! (Which of course they will!) ♥♥♥
So Macca, do you think Pappy should go ahead and go shopping for a bigger frying pan?
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FatPappy
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Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 07:24 pm |
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| Ain't that a young'uns book series? If you give a coot some bacon, he'll want a fryin' pan...
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Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 11:35 pm |
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Hola, muchachas y muchachos. Well, Pappy made it through one more Monday. Hope y'all did too.
I see in Oak Ridge they're lookin' fer a Parks and Rec Director. Yee haw!
In Summerfield we have a Wreck the Parks Director. It's a tag team volunteer position.
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macca
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Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 11:43 pm |
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| Tee Hee, Pappy! You just ain't right!! (But you shore do have a way with words!!!) ♥♥♥
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Jan 16th, 2007 01:27 am |
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Three rednecks were working of a cell phone tower: Cooter, Pete and K.C. As they start their descent Cooter slips, falls off the tower and Cooter is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Pete says, "Well, dang, someone should go and tell his wife."
KC says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Pete says, "Where did you get that beer, KC?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me," KC replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"
Well, not exactly", KC says. "When she answered the door, I said "you must be Cooter's widow'."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."
Then I said "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are ..."
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macca
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Posted: Jan 16th, 2007 02:17 am |
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Woo Hoo!!
6 members and 3 guests!!!
We now have 181 members, 5 new ones so far this month!!! ♥♥♥
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Jan 16th, 2007 02:23 am |
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Ok... wanna talk weird???? You know how sometimes the forum acts funny and does strange things?? So sometimes when I send a PM thru one of my servers (or whatever you call them) I get an error message that comes up instead of the "your message was sent" screen. Tonight I was answering a PM and I got this message:
El Sitio Web No Responde
El Sitio Web que quieres visitar, puede estar experimentando problemas técnicos debido a que está saturado o no se encuentra disponible en este momento.
Te sugerimos intentar nuevamente haciendo click en el botón Actualizar que se encuentra de la barra de herramientas. En caso de que el sitio no responda, te recomendamos regresar al sitio más tarde e intentar nuevamente.
Wonder if they've farmed out their error messages to foreign soil or something???? LOL (P.S. I have no idea what all of that says Steve-O, and I don't really care , but I sure hope it's not somethin' a 9 yr old can't read!!!!)
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macca
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Posted: Jan 16th, 2007 02:48 am |
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| Well, I have to admit I didn't watch the whole show, but have just flipped the TV over to The People's Choice Awards Show -- Just in time to see the entire cast of Grey's Anatomy take the stage for outstanding TV drama. (As if there was any doubt!!!) ♥♥♥
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macca
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Posted: Jan 16th, 2007 02:54 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Ok... wanna talk weird???? You know how sometimes the forum acts funny and does strange things?? So sometimes when I send a PM thru one of my servers (or whatever you call them) I get an error message that comes up instead of the "your message was sent" screen. Tonight I was answering a PM and I got this message:
El Sitio Web No Responde
El Sitio Web que quieres visitar, puede estar experimentando problemas técnicos debido a que está saturado o no se encuentra disponible en este momento.
Te sugerimos intentar nuevamente haciendo click en el botón Actualizar que se encuentra de la barra de herramientas. En caso de que el sitio no responda, te recomendamos regresar al sitio más tarde e intentar nuevamente.
Wonder if they've farmed out their error messages to foreign soil or something???? LOL (P.S. I have no idea what all of that says Steve-O, and I don't really care , but I sure hope it's not somethin' a 9 yr old can't read!!!!)
CRACKAH!!! Have no fear, Macca is here!!!
The translation is: (and you thought I didn't know Spanish!!)
The website does Not Respond
The website that you want to visit, may be experiencing technical problems due to that is saturated or itself is not found available at this time. We suggest you to try again doing click in the button to Bring up to date that is found of the bar of tools. In the event that the place respond not, we recommend you to return al place later and to try again.
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Jan 16th, 2007 02:59 am |
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macca wrote:
CRACKAH!!! Have no fear, Macca is here!!!
The translation is: (and you thought I didn't know Spanish!!)
The website does Not Respond
The website that you want to visit, may be experiencing technical problems due to that is saturated or itself is not found available at this time. We suggest you to try again doing click in the button to Bring up to date that is found of the bar of tools. In the event that the place respond not, we recommend you to return al place later and to try again.
Crackah, don't let Macca pull your leg about her Spanish skills. Macca has discovered the online website at (which provided her with the verbatim translation above):
http://dictionary.reference.com/translate/text.html
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macca
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Posted: Jan 16th, 2007 03:04 am |
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Oh, you think you're so smart, Jimbo!!! But you're wrong!!! I DID NOT get my translation from the site you posted!!!
I got mine from freetranslation.com -- So there!!!  ♥♥♥
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