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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 01:22 am |
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mstone wrote: Cracker Jax wrote:
Don't want to miss that first flake!!!!!
Ta Da !!!!! Here I am!
Ok... I didn't need my thinkin' cap for that one!!! Too funny!!!!!!!!!!
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FatPappy
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 01:26 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
One woman even admitted to voting for them and asked for forgiveness. We told her we'd forgive her if she'd spread the word and make it right the next time! 
I hope she got a good look at 'em in action! That's Summerfield's version o' the Scared Straight program. Hee hee!
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macca
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 01:27 am |
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FatPappy wrote:
macca wrote:
Maybe we should spruce up the place some... We might be having company!!!
Currently 9 members and 1 guest!
Well, before y'all came back tonight, at one point we had 3 visitors, and 2 invisible members!! 
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mstone
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 01:40 am |
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| If they were invisible, how do you really know they were there?
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macca
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 01:47 am |
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mstone wrote:
If they were invisible, how do you really know they were there?
So true!! (cue the "Twilight Zone" theme) dododooooodo dododooooodo ♥♥♥
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FatPappy
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 01:47 am |
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| Invisible members, eh? Hee hee! Pappy done discovered a very simple way to see who's logged in as invisible. It was so obvious when I figgered it out I 'bout tore my laig up coot cacklin' an' knee slappin'. I'll hafta PM you with my technique, Macca.
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macca
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 01:53 am |
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COOL!!!  ♥♥♥
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 02:24 am |
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FatPappy wrote: Invisible members, eh? Hee hee! Pappy done discovered a very simple way to see who's logged in as invisible. It was so obvious when I figgered it out I 'bout tore my laig up coot cacklin' an' knee slappin'. I'll hafta PM you with my technique, Macca.
HEY! I want in on that info!!!!!
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macca
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 02:24 am |
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mstone wrote: Did ya stop to think that maybe them folks at the NWO just ain't real picky about what they put in their paper? I don't listen to half of what I say and don't necessarily believe the other half.
awwwww... I think the NWO folks do a good job of givin' us the straight skinny on local news. I think you do a pretty good job too mstone! I always have to get out my tin foil thinkin' cap when you post!
Sorry! Meant to post this earlier.... Guess that just shows how I can't keep up with all the heavy-duty stuff! Some of this stuff gets so deep I'm afraid to wade in.... Even with my tin thinking hat on, I can't keep up!
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 03:35 am |
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Someone sent me this tonight by email, and I thought the gals around here might get a good laugh out of it.
One Wish Only
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the
Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about
world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I
don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's smart, considerate, and fun,
romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a SIGH and said, "Let me see the freaking map again."
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 04:19 am |
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Me and the kids rented a movie from BLOCKBUSTER this afternoon, after supper(or was it dinner?) decided it aws movie time. it was a 2 disc set only disc one was missing. This is where it gets good, called the store in O Ridge and get this , the clerk there told me to bring it back and they would get another disc . Then he said they would do whatever they could to make it right and us happy. Then he proceeded to tell me the store manager would be at the store on sat. afternoon. I do not remember the last time I was treated like this, felt all warm and fuzzy.
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Steve Adkins
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 12:18 pm |
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Jim Flynt wrote: The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's smart, considerate, and fun,
romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a SIGH and said, "Let me see the freaking map again."
If this ain't the livin' end............Now JIMBO is doing the male bashing !!!!
Oh Well, guess it's important to be able to laugh at ourselves (pot calling the kettle black?)
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Steve Adkins
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 12:58 pm |
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Question to the masses
I was in housecleaning mode, closing out topics that hadn't been posted since October. Since this is January, and ain't exactly grape growin' or seed swappin' season (Under MAAN header), I'll ask the masses if you want those two topics left for spring time discussions, or if we're done with them?
Gracias
SMS
PS - It's good to be home (once again......for however long)
Last edited on Jan 13th, 2007 01:00 pm by Steve Adkins
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 01:08 pm |
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OK Steve-O, you better shape up fast, what with Valentine's Day coming up and fast.
I saw an interesting ad in a magazine last night (Esquire) which advertised a link to the M&M's candy website, where the truly romantic can buy custom printed M&M's with a message to your sweetheart or both of your names or whatever silly notion you might entertain. Just think you could order stuff like: Steve Is A Lover or Love Is Macca or Pappy + Mammy or We Love The NWO. They even have custom colored M&M's, some of which I have not seen in the stores and custom flavored M&M's even. As a devoted chocolate lover, I couldn't resist visiting their site and include the link below for those who might be like minded. Let me know what you think.
http://www.mymms.com/holidays/valentines.asp
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FatPappy
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Posted: Jan 13th, 2007 01:09 pm |
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Mawnin' all. Welcome back, Steve.
I'm good at eatin', that's the other half o' cookin' right? That ought to be worth a few points.
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