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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 12:41 am |
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Steve Adkins wrote:
Jim Flynt wrote: Crackah, you reckon his granddaughter has lost her sense of smell? Or is she just holding her nose and buttering him up for Christmas? Not that any child would do that to a grandparent mind you!
She was giggling & enjoying herself so much, I don't think she noticed the smell.
Getting my toe nails painted really didn't bother me that much...........but being married to a grandmother at the impressionable age of 21 is just too much.
OK Macca.......I'm done embellishing stories now, back to reality.
Thanks, Steve-o! Just thought we could give Crackah a wild story since himmer hadn't been able to check in on us so much lately!!!   ♥♥♥
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 10:46 am |
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GOOD MORNIN', EARLY BIRDS!!!
Jane ~~ How's the feet? Got a tow system worked out yet? ♥♥♥
Mr. Mike ~~ How's the diet??? Sharin' bacon with Santa so he won't leave you lumps of coal???
SMS ~~ Thanks for all the housekeeping you do!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 11:21 am |
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Good Morning
I do leave Santa a nice Bacon biscuit....no lump of coal here..
I remember one year I left him gravy biscuits with a large side order of bacon...
Boy did I rack up that year.....
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 11:32 am |
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FatPappy wrote: Once I get my hands on the loot, Mr Jim, I'm gonna go over to the Bank o' Stewart an' get Mr Mike to dig up a mason jar an' gimme some change so's I can spread it around.
Pappy all I have is that Old Confederate Money....having trouble passing it at the store......
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 12:13 pm |
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Mawnin' all.
That's OK, Mr Mike, I don't reckon ol' Woodrow Wilson $100,000 bills is much good anymore neither. 'Specially since I don't have any.
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 01:27 pm |
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| Pappy cain't get in the Christmas mood with all this warm weather.
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 01:36 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Pappy cain't get in the Christmas mood with all this warm weather.
Nothing like a cup or two of cold egg nog and some Christmasy decorations to git you in the Hollydays spirits Pappy. You might even want to put on a little Nat King Cole singin' them Yuletide carols and sprinkle some of that fake snow under the tree.
Weather or not we like it, the Jolly Fat Man is a comin' soon!
Last edited on Dec 18th, 2006 01:38 pm by Jim Flynt
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 01:50 pm |
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I thought Pappy was already here......
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 02:46 pm |
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StewartM wrote: I thought Pappy was already here......
Oh Mike, you mean that 'other' Jolly Fat Man. Our own Jolly Fat Man who is probably in himmers kitchen right now baking up a batch of bacon cookies for the 'other' Jolly Fat Man for Christmas Eve. Rumor has it himmers will be leaving out a nice cold glass of his egg nog elixir for Santa too!
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 02:47 pm |
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| I might add that I hope Santa gets around to everyone else's chimney before he gets to Pappy's house or else the rest of us may never see him.
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 03:31 pm |
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Good Mornin'!
Just breezin' thru to see if ya'll are behavin'....
and to see if Steve-O went to work with purty toenails.
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 04:47 pm |
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and to see if Steve-O went to work with purty toenails.
Steve-O is staying home this week with purty toenails. Actually taking two full weeks off this year.
My angel nailed me pretty good with her polish, although the high from the remover ain't too bad.
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 06:50 pm |
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Steve Adkins wrote: My angel nailed me pretty good with her polish, although the high from the remover ain't too bad.
Steve don't teach her to snort polish remover....does the high get rid of back pain....you'll need it if Mrs Steve catches you......
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 08:09 pm |
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Hahaha "Mrs. Steve"! That's funny Mike!
Glad you're home for such a nice long R&R Steve! Shame we're all too dang busy to post! There's always next week though......
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Posted: Dec 18th, 2006 08:50 pm |
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Steve Adkins wrote:
although the high from the remover ain't too bad.
Steve, mebbe you just think them toes is purty.
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