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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 03:17 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
CONGRATS on your 1600th post!!!!!!!
I thought that's what you meant, Crackah! THANKS!!! Just followin' in your footsteps.... but you keep running away!!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 03:26 am |
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I keep trying to answer you Macca but I am running SLOW and getting those dang error messages when I try to post.
I think I'll try to catch up on the other forums and then call it a night.....
See you in the mornin'!!!!
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 03:28 am |
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Knock on wood but I haven't been experiencing any problems with it tonight....
Later, Crackah! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 10:48 am |
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GOOD MORNING
Pappy the only thing for breakfast today is grapefruit
got to make up for yesterday
the wife found out
Sorry...... Last edited on Jul 11th, 2006 10:50 am by StewartM
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 12:18 pm |
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Good Mornin'!
Yay! Grapefruit!
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 01:27 pm |
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Mornin'!!!
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 02:44 pm |
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I was cruisin' thru the Stokesdale forum last night and I caught an interesting tidbit....
Evidently they had an ISSUE with a toilet sitting out on the side of the road near the BiRite store. The problem has been resolved so not much can be said about it now.

My point is that I can't believe none of you leaked this information to me!! With all the potty humor that my arteries are clogged up with, I feel like a wonderful opportunity was flushed by missing this story. It would have relieved me to have known about this before! I really could have rolled with that story! Now I will have to stall until I can find something else to write about. Cr*p!
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 03:25 pm |
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Cracker you are out of the bowl down the drain
We need to plunged you back....
Just have a seat (if its down) on your throne
Oppps I flushed...
Tank so Last edited on Jul 11th, 2006 03:27 pm by StewartM
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 03:29 pm |
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Check the seat fer farcrackers!
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 09:13 pm |
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Oh you guys are too funny! I shoulda seen that "firecracker" crack comin'!!! 
Figured Lacka or Macca would jump in on this one.....
Don't know where Macca is hiding, but I hear that Lacka might play hooky from council tonight so MOM is gonna be runnin' wild without someone to make her toe the line!!!
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 09:15 pm |
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Crackah,
I read about the story and thought everyone knew about it I didn't want to WASTE time talking about it. I thought if I brought it up everyone would think I had DIARRHEA of the mouth and you know it was a little embarrassing for our sister town and I didn't want to SOIL their name. CAN you understand? Besides that youy are one of the HEAD information seekers outhere, I just thought you knew and were PRIVY to that information.
You crack me up with your postings most of the time you are a "10" in the humor department. Sorry this time you're an "8". If you didn't get that go back and read it again the part that says "you're an 8".....URINATE. HAHAHAH Lacka feels a spin coming on, be back soon......I will be here on my STOOL thinking if anyone needs me, gotta RUN.
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 09:27 pm |
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Dear Ask Lacka,
Where are you? Mom is going to be lost without you. You were our only chance of keeping her in line since Cracker is glued to the seat (in a wal-mart stall). Maybe she fell again and will not be there. Is that where you are Lacka nursing Mom back to good health?
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 09:28 pm |
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WOO-HOO, LACKA!!! ♥♥♥
Lookin' forward to your next TALE!!
____________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 09:32 pm |
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StewartM wrote:
Dear Ask Lacka,
Where are you? Mom is going to be lost without you. You were our only chance of keeping her in line since Cracker is glued to the seat (in a wal-mart stall). Maybe she fell again and will not be there. Is that where you are Lacka nursing Mom back to good health?
Unconcerned Citizen
MIKE! I AM SO GLAD YOU ARE ABLE TO JOIN US MORE AGAIN! YOU ARE TOOOOOO FUNNY! WE MISS YOU WHEN YOU'RE GONE!!! ♥♥♥
P.S. LACKA!!!! IT SOUNDS AS THOUGH YOUR SERVICES ARE NEEDED AT THE MEETING TONIGHT!!!
____________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright
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Posted: Jul 11th, 2006 09:39 pm |
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Hey, Everybody!!!! Did y'all hear that the astronauts were able to fix something during their space walk using DUCT TAPE???? How's that for an advertisement!!
"It even works in outer space!!!" ♥♥♥
____________________ A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright
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