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Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 10:57 am |
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| Good Morning, Doggetta and good morning to the chicks. It's a beautful morning. The birds are having a fine time and my new plants are finally looking as if they'll survive. Last edited on Apr 21st, 2007 11:07 am by Starcatchr
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Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 11:05 am |
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| I see that Pappy is up and at ' em this morning. No doubt checking on the progress of important things. Wonder how the hair survived these last few windy days?
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Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 11:19 am |
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Mornin', Starcatchr. Pappy's hair (singular) is swept back at a permanent rakish angle like the antenna on a 1962 Impala Super Sport. If I can feed it enough coffee an' get it in the sunlight, I think I can coax it back into the locked an' upright position.
HAW! It's gonna be a purty day!
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Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 12:22 pm |
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| Pappy- Some days you are just more "not right" than others.
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Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 12:56 pm |
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Mornin' all!
Rakish..... Whenever I think of Pappy, that's exactly the adjective that comes to mind! 
Ya'll get out and enjoy the day!
I'm gonna plant some stuff and then go and win a basket or two from Stokesdale!!! 
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Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 06:35 pm |
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mstone wrote: Now Cracker, let's get the facts straight... It's Pappy and Jim want you to lay down in a cow pasture. I just want to watch what happens once you do.
All this talk about laying down in a cow pasture has made me curious. Cracker, in the name of science (and because I'm such a good sport), I will go with you to do the experiment. I would even volunteer to be the one to lay down, but you have to promise to protect me in case the cows decide to stampede or something. If they are that bunch on the Chick-Fil-A commercials (a bunch of pretty intelligent bovines, if I do say so), they might even make a slide show with my picture on it and an ad campaign saying something about how I might make a tasty meal (which is not true).
This whole conversation makes me think about those fainting goats in that article in the NWO a couple of weeks ago. That's just too funny. If they were mine, I'd probably have to periodically hide behind a tree and jump out yelling "Boo!" or something, just to see if they would actually faint or freeze or whatever it is they do.
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Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 08:40 pm |
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S. Smith wrote:
mstone wrote: Now Cracker, let's get the facts straight... It's Pappy and Jim want you to lay down in a cow pasture. I just want to watch what happens once you do.
All this talk about laying down in a cow pasture has made me curious. Cracker, in the name of science (and because I'm such a good sport), I will go with you to do the experiment. I would even volunteer to be the one to lay down, but you have to promise to protect me in case the cows decide to stampede or something. If they are that bunch on the Chick-Fil-A commercials (a bunch of pretty intelligent bovines, if I do say so), they might even make a slide show with my picture on it and an ad campaign saying something about how I might make a tasty meal (which is not true).
This whole conversation makes me think about those fainting goats in that article in the NWO a couple of weeks ago. That's just too funny. If they were mine, I'd probably have to periodically hide behind a tree and jump out yelling "Boo!" or something, just to see if they would actually faint or freeze or whatever it is they do.
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Pappy- Some days you are just more "not right" than others.
Wow, Jane! It looks like that "not right" stuff may be catching!! Sandra's willing to go lay down in a cow pasture, and then she admits to having a yen to scare goats!!!
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Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 09:58 pm |
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| Macca I have just laughed out loud reading all this foolishness. I will volunteer to take the pictures of what ever happens when Sandra and Cracker lay down in the cow pasture. I will have to warn them though to be careful where they lay down. Cow pies can be a problem.
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macca
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Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 10:20 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Mornin' all!
Rakish..... Whenever I think of Pappy, that's exactly the adjective that comes to mind!
Ya'll get out and enjoy the day!
I'm gonna plant some stuff and then go and win a basket or two from Stokesdale!!!
Dang, Crackah!! I didn't hear them call your name or mine!! And no one's called to tell me to come and pick one up!! 
Judging by all the people there, the Spring Festival sure seems like a big success!!
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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2007 12:30 am |
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DOGGETTJA wrote: Macca I have just laughed out loud reading all this foolishness. I will volunteer to take the pictures of what ever happens when Sandra and Cracker lay down in the cow pasture. I will have to warn them though to be careful where they lay down. Cow pies can be a problem.
I am hurt that you would call this foolishness. This is scientific experimentation, for goodness sake! We might even get our own TV show one day, right Cracker?? It could be a kind of mix between Myth Busters and Green Acres.
Since I have volunteered to take the lead on the cow curiosity myth, I'll let Cracker take the next one, where we find out whether or not cow pies make good pillows. (Yes, they look soft, but they might not make your hair smell too nice.)
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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2007 12:38 am |
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S. Smith wrote:
DOGGETTJA wrote: Macca I have just laughed out loud reading all this foolishness. I will volunteer to take the pictures of what ever happens when Sandra and Cracker lay down in the cow pasture. I will have to warn them though to be careful where they lay down. Cow pies can be a problem.
I am hurt that you would call this foolishness. This is scientific experimentation, for goodness sake! We might even get our own TV show one day, right Cracker?? It could be a kind of mix between Myth Busters and Green Acres.
Since I have volunteered to take the lead on the cow curiosity myth, I'll let Cracker take the next one, where we find out whether or not cow pies make good pillows. (Yes, they look soft, but they might not make your hair smell too nice.)
Oh, I don't know, Sandra. With all the popular reality TV shows around, I thought maybe you were going for another "The Simple Life." You and Crackah would make a swell Paris & Nicole! 
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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2007 02:39 am |
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Does anyone else want to know why they can't cut hotdog buns in the middle and deep enough? Nothing worse than all the bread on one side and being able to read thru the other.
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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2007 12:12 pm |
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Does anyone else want to know why they can't cut hotdog buns in the middle and deep enough? Nothing worse than all the bread on one side and being able to read thru the other.
You're right on, ff. An' why do they sell 12 hot dogs in a pack, but only 8 buns in a pack?
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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2007 12:18 pm |
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Mornin', all. Pappy's lookin' for'ard to seein' the Great Bovine Experiment carried out an' in print with pitchers! I agree with Sandra. This is serious scientifical experimentation! (Make sure the pasture don't have no loco weed in it.)
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Posted: Apr 22nd, 2007 12:22 pm |
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| It's gonna be a purty one out yonder ag'in! Pappy had to mow the yard in low gear yestiddy I was enjoyin' it so much.
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