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macca
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 07:52 pm |
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I found this earlier today as I was searchin' the 'Net! Thought it might be interestin' for us, for a couple of reasons..... See if y'all agree! ♥♥♥
A few years ago, in the quest for enlightenment, the British Association for the Advancement of Science funded a massive study. After carefully collating data drawn from thousands of volunteers in 11 countries, researchers were unequivocal:
- Ducks are funny. If you want to get a laugh at an animal's expense, you can't beat a duck. Only please, please don't tell Paul McCartney. (And no, baby seals are not funny.)
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 09:08 pm |
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macca wrote:
Ducks are funny.
Ha! I always suspected as much!
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 10:39 pm |
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S. Smith wrote:
...where might we get a little nip of Ol' Pappy's No. 51 if we need it? I'm guessing they don't sell it at the Summerfield ABC store.
The ABC store is fine fer hobbyists an' amateurs, Sandra, but fer the serious entusiast, just set yer empties out on the front porch an' Pappy'll be by with yer delivery.
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 10:54 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: macca wrote:
Ducks are funny. Ha! I always suspected as much!
Well Ducks certainly Quack me up!
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 10:56 pm |
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Hee hee!
Chickens are funny too.
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 11:03 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Jack Dan'l's? That a competin' brand!
They was all a-lookin' fer a substance to fuel their rockets an' keep their crews happy on long voyages. Always willin' to he'p out Uncle Sam, I drove a pickup load o' my latest mix, Ol' No. 51, out yonder to their desert test site to let 'em try it out.
Anything for the Red White and Blue Huh Pappy!! You're a true Patriot!
 Cheers from Roswell!
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 11:06 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Hee hee!
Chickens are funny too.
A true patriot thinks Chickens are funnier than ducks!
I'd "peck" a chicken over a duck any day!!
Last edited on Jul 15th, 2006 11:08 pm by Cracker Jax
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macca
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 11:27 pm |
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| According to the same British study I mentioned before (the one that said ducks are funny), - The ideal joke contains 103 words. ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 16th, 2006 12:28 am |
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FatPappy wrote: S. Smith wrote:
...where might we get a little nip of Ol' Pappy's No. 51 if we need it? I'm guessing they don't sell it at the Summerfield ABC store.
The ABC store is fine fer hobbyists an' amateurs, Sandra, but fer the serious entusiast, just set yer empties out on the front porch an' Pappy'll be by with yer delivery.
I came through Summerfield earlier today and there, running right beside me down 220, was the biggest racoon you ever saw. As I picked up speed, so did he until we were both doing about 70. Then he turned on the juice and left me like I was standing still. He was growling and snarling and foaming at the mouth.
I thought at first he had come down with rabies. But then I realized something stronger had to be at work here.... I'm pretty sure he must've found out where Pappy was concocting his (in)famous brew and taken a sip.
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Posted: Jul 16th, 2006 04:38 am |
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| OK, S. Smith... I've been wondering about you, with all these posts about moonshine and all, and NOW you're racing down 220!!! Was this spontaneous racin', or prearranged???? Are we gonna be readin' 'bout you in the Sheriff's Department District 1 report in the Northwest Observer?????!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 16th, 2006 05:37 am |
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S. Smith wrote: As I picked up speed, so did he until we were both doing about 70.
That Honda goes that fast??? BTW.... Sweet Sixteen is lovin' that car Scoop! Told her she was dreamin' (after I told her to get a job)!!!!!!
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Posted: Jul 16th, 2006 11:28 am |
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S. Smith wrote:
Then he turned on the juice and left me like I was standing still. He was growling and snarling and foaming at the mouth.
Hee hee! "Thunder was his engine an' white lightnin' was his load..."
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Posted: Jul 16th, 2006 12:19 pm |
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Pappy's a little slow this mornin'. The rabid coyotes kept me awake howlin' fer me to come out an' play last night. Significant money changed hands last time we played an' they're tryin' to get even.
Pappeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool' coot!
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Posted: Jul 16th, 2006 01:33 pm |
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macca wrote: OK, S. Smith... I've been wondering about you, with all these posts about moonshine and all, and NOW you're racing down 220!!! Was this spontaneous racin', or prearranged???? Are we gonna be readin' 'bout you in the Sheriff's Department District 1 report in the Northwest Observer?????!!! ♥♥♥
Now macca, this was totally spontaneous. What would you do if a wild, foaming-at-the-mouth raccoon were running alongside your vehicle? I just did what any normal, law-abiding citizen would do. In fact, I may have to talk to BJ's boys about patrolling this area more and giving tickets out to speeding raccoons.
Now as to the moonshine, I was just inquiring on behalf of all local parents with teenagers. In fact, you might say I was providing a service for our readers. 
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macca
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Posted: Jul 16th, 2006 03:28 pm |
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S. Smith wrote:
In fact, you might say I was providing a service for our readers.
OHHHH! OF COURSE!!! In that case, THANK YOU!!!! ♥♥♥
P.S. If you've got that kind of pull with B.J., maybe you could help us out in other ways as well.....
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