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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 12:32 pm |
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 12:32 pm |
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 12:33 pm |
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 12:40 pm |
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Mornin', Quackah!
It weren't the aliens that nabbed me yestiddy, it was work.
O' course work's a alien concept to Pappy anyway, so it amounts to the same thang, I reckon.
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 12:53 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: ...java!
AGREED! fingers movin' awfully slow across the keyboard.....
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 12:57 pm |
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Did y'all see whar that rabid coyote attacked that woman an' her dog at the Guilford Courthouse Park? It's in the NWO online.
I remember when they used to call rabies "hydrophobia" 'cause they thought it made dogs scared o' water. They prob'ly just couldn't drink with their throats all swole up.
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 01:00 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Kris, I took a little "Tour of Italy" tonight
and my breadsticks were ¡muy excelente! 
hmmmmmm, that smiley reminds me of this smiley:
 
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Happy birthday sweet sixteen
Tra la-la-la-la la-la-la-la
Happy birthday sweet sixteen
Hope Triscuit had a great birthday!
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 01:02 pm |
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Pappy's Caffeine Workout!
Up, sip, down! Up, sip, down! Hee hee!
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 01:10 pm |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
TRISCUIT!
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 02:34 pm |
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Well! I finally roused all of ya didn't I? Glad you didn't go all "ET" on me! Next time, PHONE HOME would ya???
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 02:39 pm |
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Triscuit says thankee for the BD wishes!
Makes her feel all FAMOUS when ya'll mention her name.
Pssssssst.........Why didn't ya'll tell me that sweet 16 isn't sweet?
This complete personality change came over her yesterday. Does it get any better?
Maybe it's an alien invasion!
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 04:02 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Pssssssst.........Why didn't ya'll tell me that sweet 16 isn't sweet?
This complete personality change came over her yesterday. Does it get any better?
Maybe it's an alien invasion!
I can tell you from experience that aliens definitely take over your children at a certain age, or at least they did mine. (Maybe because I forgot to make them a duck tape hat! Of course at that time, who knew?? Should I ever have another child -- ha! -- I'll know next time.)
It eventually gets better. In the meantime, remember p-a-t-i-e-n-c-e and a maybe a little Jack Daniels from time to time. (No, not for the kid -- what kind of a parent do you think I am? It's for the parents!!)
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 04:16 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Did y'all see whar that rabid coyote attacked that woman an' her dog at the Guilford Courthouse Park? It's in the NWO online.
I remember when they used to call rabies "hydrophobia" 'cause they thought it made dogs scared o' water. They prob'ly just couldn't drink with their throats all swole up.
Thank you for checking NWO online for the latest in local happenings, Pappy. (I am feeling the love.) I know some of those "other" news sources definitely check us out. After all, where do you think they get their local news ideas on things like turkey shoots and noise ordinances???
Remember when Ol' Yaller got the hydrophobie after getting bit by that wild boar? How about that dog coming down the street in To Kill a Mockingbird that Addison had to shoot? That's the way I look sometimes, with wild eyes and foaming at the mouth and tryin' to attack anything in site (just ask my hubby and kids).
I remember my mother telling me about a rabid bat one time when I was a kid. Only problem was, I thought she said rabbit bat. I thought it was some wild, mutant, half-rabbit half-bat, flying and hopping around and attacking everybody. Scared the bejeebers out of me!
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 06:05 pm |
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Jack Dan'l's? That a competin' brand!
I bet NASA didn't never ask Jack Dan'l to do any rocket fuel research like they did Pappy. Humph!
Yessir! It was back in the late forties I reckon, the Air Force was he'pin' NASA get started. They was all a-lookin' fer a substance to fuel their rockets an' keep their crews happy on long voyages. Always willin' to he'p out Uncle Sam, I drove a pickup load o' my latest mix, Ol' No. 51, out yonder to their desert test site to let 'em try it out. Well, long story short, they didn't account fer the increased potency o' Pappy's mix in their rockets nor in their pilots, an', well...things got a little outta hand. Basically, them pilots purty much crashed ever'thang they got their hands on. Yeah, Ol' No. 51 is 'bout more'n any mortal can handle, but the pilots weren't willin' to give up on the program. The Air Force started callin' the place Area 51 an' made it their top secret "fuel research" site.
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Posted: Jul 15th, 2006 06:18 pm |
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Thanks for that explanation, Pappy. I was always wondering why they called that place Area 51. Isn't that where duct tape hats came into fashion?
Now, for those of us with teenagers, where might we get a little nip of Ol' Pappy's No. 51 if we need it? I'm guessing they don't sell it at the Summerfield ABC store. (If they do, it's probably the watered-down version, so the state won't have to be responsible for anything that might happen whilst somebody was under the influence.)
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