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FatPappy
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Posted: Jul 4th, 2006 01:35 pm |
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macca wrote:
PAPPY! I didn't know you could fly! ♥♥♥
Pappy just needs a leetle rocket fuel. Hee hee!
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Jul 4th, 2006 01:50 pm |
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Mornin' ya'll!
Pappy is forgiven for not checkin' in yesterday. I see he was workin' on somethin' special for the 4th!!!  Too Funny!
Yee Haw Pappy!
Macca, I had a turn snoozin' in the hammock yesterday afternoon.... that's how come I could stay up til 2! 
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Posted: Jul 4th, 2006 04:58 pm |
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Hoo wee! It's hotter'n a farcracker on the Fourth o' July out yonder!
I'm a-wishin' I hadn't chopped down them poke berry bushes now. I could use the shade.
The heat has inspired Pappy to do a leetle singin'.
Here's a leetle musical interlude
sung to the tune o' "Octopus's Garden".
I'd like to be
Under a tree
Next to Pappy's Poke Berry Garden
In the shade.
A young'un er two
Would keep me cool
With a garden hose an' sprinkler
In the shade.
I'd ask my friends
To come an' see-hee,
Pappy's Poke Berry Garden with me.
Hee hee! I gotta get outta this heat...
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FatPappy
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Posted: Jul 4th, 2006 05:02 pm |
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Hey, Crackah!
Say "Howdy" to Howard Coble fer me!
Hee hee!
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Jul 4th, 2006 06:51 pm |
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Will do Pappy!
AND....If'n I'm not toooooo parched, I'll sing him your poke berry song!
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 12:03 am |
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Hey, Crackah!
Say "Howdy" to Howard Coble fer me!
Hee hee!
I saw him Pappy!!! Howard was there and I said, "Hey Howard!!! Fat Pappy from Summerfield says HOWDY!!!"
Howard was so tickled to hear from you and he sent ya some candy and a fan that says "I'm a FAN of Jim Rumley."
I am afraid that I ate the candy while I was waiting for my hot dog to finish grillin' and then I realized that I too am a FAN of Jim Rumley and I wore out your fan tryin' to get a little breeze! Sorry!
Last edited on Jul 5th, 2006 12:07 am by Cracker Jax
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 01:39 am |
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Hope everyone is safe indoors watching "Nature's Fireworks"!
Gotta tell ya what the spoose did tonight. Himmer was bored I guess cause we couldn't go see the Fireworks, so himmer found a couple of those little poppers that kids like to throw at the ground and they sound sort of like a cap gun (you remember cap guns don't ya Pappy??).
Anyway himmer found a couple of those poppers in the fireworks bag and placed them carefully under the toilet seat so that the weight of someone sitting down would set them off.
The Cracker got a crackin' surprise when shem visited the restroom!
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 03:34 am |
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| Uh, I'm almost afraid to ask, Crackah.... and, um, don't feel like ya have to answer or anything.....ummmm... and I ..um... wouldn't want ya to incriminate yourself or anything...... But I've gotta know..... Is the spoose still among the living???!!!!????♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 03:42 am |
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| Pappy! I love your song! I was working outdoors today, helping get ready for a family cookout..... When I finished washing some outdoor furniture, I couldn't tell if I was soaked from spraying myself while washing the chairs or if I was dripping sweat! It was HOT - HOT - HOT today! 'Course, what do we expect???? It IS the 4th of July!! Hotter'n a firecracker, right??? Saw some nice fireworks mixed in with the natural ones!!!♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 03:47 am |
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I hope everyone fared well with all the stormin' going on around us! I saw a utility truck working as I came up 68 (just before Harrell Road) and from there on I saw all kinds of leaves and limbs in the road, then a portion of a tree and THEN a tree donw in my yard!!! Fortunately I don't think it did any damage.... guess I'll find out in the mornin!
I saw on the news that they had to close Alcorn because of a downed tree....
Nite everybody!!!! Hope y'all enjoyed it as much and my family did!!!♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 01:09 pm |
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Mornin', y'all!
Yes it was hot!
Inspirin' to see the rocket's red glare o' the space shuttle goin' up on the Fourth o' July! Yee Haw!
Crackah, thanks fer hollerin' at Howard fer me! As fer the spoose....sounds like a dead man walkin' to me...
Glad you liked my song, Macca. It's funny what kinds o' folderol a leetle heat combined with maybe one more ingredient can produce.
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 01:44 pm |
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Mornin' All!
Yep Macca, the spoose is still living! I got right tickled about it when I figured out I hadn't snapped one of my bones or something.......
Pappy, Howard sent you a song in return.... I'm tryin' to remember the words. I do know it didn't have anything to do with octopuses.......
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 03:31 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
The Cracker got a crackin' surprise when shem visited the restroom!
So CJ, how do you explain a burn "there"?
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 03:37 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
...I do know it didn't have anything to do with octopuses.......
Well, Howard's a leetle bit conservative on some issues.
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Posted: Jul 5th, 2006 03:41 pm |
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Steve Adkins wrote: Cracker Jax wrote:
The Cracker got a crackin' surprise when shem visited the restroom!
So CJ, how do you explain a burn "there"?
I think it was one HOT CRACKER
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