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FatPappy
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 11:21 pm |
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Pappy needed a quote fix, so I went quote huntin'.
Y'all add add yer fav'rites to it if'n you have such a inclination.
Kris McNeill wrote:
Hey Bubba - We're cybercising today.......
Road Rage Forum  MAAN forum
Lacka wrote:
Steve Adkins wrote: Dear Ask Lacka,
My spoose will ask "how do I look?", I'll say "fine", and she'll immediately go change.
SMS
Are you wearing the Red Hot Chilli Pepper Underwear on your head??? Are they cutting off circulation to your brain, what are you thinking?
Well this is really simple to fix. The problem is when a Southern woman hears the word “fine” that translates to mediocre or average. Now just think about this SMS why in the world would you tell your wife that she looks mediocre? I can just hear the conversation now:
Wife: Honey, how do I look?
Red Hot Chili Pepper Head: Oh, honey you look mediocre.
Don’t you feel silly now?
You can always say and be safe with:
Honey you look as beautiful as you did on the day that I married you.
Other words to use:
Marvelous
Gorgeous
Exquisite
Classy
Divine
Wonderful
Words to NEVER use (I thought this was common knowledge, but SMS has proven not)
FINE
CUTE
FINE
PORTLY
FINE
HOMLEY
FINE
ROTUND
FINE
HIDEOUS
FINE
THICK
Good luck SMS and thanks for your question.
Lacka
bama80 wrote:
Thought for the day: So its only a gambling problem if you are losing right?
StewartM wrote: Dear Ask Lacka,
I have a Friend who is really down cause it will not snow. She use to get on the roof and dance for snow. Now she just wanders around in her burlap bathrobe wanting to move to a trailer park. What can her friends do to cheer her up.
Someone with a uncracked friend
Cracker Jax wrote:
Since the election however, I have made an EXTREME effort to be nice to folks who come on here voicing opinions differing from the current posting majority.... I am not making excuses, cause I was pretty nasty  B.E. (before election), but I also saw the direction the forum was heading and I want everyone in the community to feel comfortable here.
I would love to see more folks with varying opinions join the forum.
I would especially like to hear from Dwayne from time to time.
oh... p.s. Being elected officials, you gotta expect a little political "ribbing" now and again, so you might not want to hang out on the MAAN forum...
macca wrote:
bama80 wrote:
ok 401 party's over. sorry if you missed it.
(That's bama-ese for "let's party -- but not too much")
congratulations, bama
(Sorry for the delay...the day just got away from me!)♥♥♥
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 11:25 pm |
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| Thank ya, Pappy!!! As always, you done good!♥♥♥
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Kris McNeill
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 11:33 pm |
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macca wrote:
OH, YEAH! I looked for "forum quotes" too! They got us spoiled, now, don't they? ♥♥♥
Macca, even our scintillating tales of junebug twirlin' didn't make the summer camp section. Can you believe that? 
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 11:45 pm |
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Pappy, it weren't easy to pick just a couple of yours but here's some classic Pappy:
FatPappy wrote:
Calling Sky Captain! Calling Sky Captain!
Code SMU98! Repeat: Code SMU98!
Got yer ears on, good buddy, come on?
FatPappy wrote:
Pappy tries to take the high road from time to time too, but I'm a little scared of heights.
FatPappy wrote:
Have we got a snow plan for you!
Ever'body needs he'p now an' then. Even Fabio Pappy, who by the way was Top Vote Getter in a recent uncontested bid for the titles "Father of Summerfield's Weather" and "Most Weather Manly."
But, anyway, when the Fab Man needs a rest, Crackah, Lacka an' Macca have volunteered to take over the roof dancin.' They're doin' a fine job, when they ain't fightin'!
Careful, now, y'all.
Hee hee hee, look at 'em go!
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 11:54 pm |
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macca wrote: OK, I know... I'm posting to myself, but I remembered something I saw in the NWO that I wanted to mention .... It's in the Community Notes/Calendar section.... Gideon Grove United Methodist Church, on Gideon Grove Church Road (the first right off Ellisboro Road after it crosses Highway 65/Belews Creek Road) in Stokesdale is selling Brunswick stew tomorrow after noon. My family loves Brunswick stew and these local recipes are usually really good!!! Only $4/quart too! mmmmm ♥♥♥
Macca, I'll tell the spoose. Brunswick Stew goes in the MAN FOOD section for me. My spoose LOVES that stuff - and what all is IN that stuff anyway? And I know a bunch of men gather 'round big pots to cook it so I guess that's why I have labeled it MAN FOOD
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macca
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 11:55 pm |
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Kris McNeill wrote:
macca wrote:
OH, YEAH! I looked for "forum quotes" too! They got us spoiled, now, don't they? ♥♥♥
Macca, even our scintillating tales of junebug twirlin' didn't make the summer camp section. Can you believe that?
I hadn't thought about it that much, but you're right... We had some darn good stuff they could've put in there!! After all, we keep OURSELVES mighty amused! Surely everyone else would find us so, as well!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 11:57 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Lacka wrote:
Pap, did Mammy not like the loin cloth? I just knew she would love it. I could just see you swinging from the log rafters, and Mammy lovin' it.
I thought she did at first because she hollered out my Indian name, but... Do we want to ask for your Indian name??
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Posted: Feb 18th, 2006 12:17 am |
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StewartM wrote:
FatPappy wrote: Lacka wrote:
Pap, did Mammy not like the loin cloth? I just knew she would love it. I could just see you swinging from the log rafters, and Mammy lovin' it.
I thought she did at first because she hollered out my Indian name, but... Do we want to ask for your Indian name??
Pappy's Indian name was given to him many posts back by the talkin' deer. It is MOO-VYOO-FOOL which I think means "Dances With Possums in the Road."
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Posted: Feb 18th, 2006 12:21 am |
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| Thanks fer the quote recognition, Kris. Every word came straight from the heart! Hee hee!
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Feb 18th, 2006 02:53 am |
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Kris McNeill wrote: So where's the Nabisco Bakery clan going for dinner tonight?
I love all that nearby retail but I get nostalgic for what it used to be every time I drive through there 
Uh.... Kris... We are PREMIUM Saltines thank you..... Crackah, Triscuit, Wheat Thin and Ritz bits.... oh yea... and old Salty.... (No kin to my long lost friend the Salty Dog)
We got some shiny new coupons in the mail and Old Salty was chompin' at the bit to go to the LoneStar establishment at Brassfield, so that's where we ate.....It was Fine. (Use Ask Lacka's interpretation of the word fine.)
re: the new tarjay boutique....I too am thrilled that my "retail radius" is once again expanding! If we could get a good Cookout Milkshake and an office depot over here, I'd never have to cross Cone Blvd again!!!!
Younger McNeill is certainly an offspring to be proud of. Very admirable! And lovely too!!! Tell himer GOOD JOB!!!
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Posted: Feb 18th, 2006 02:59 am |
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Kris McNeill wrote:
macca wrote:
OH, YEAH! I looked for "forum quotes" too! They got us spoiled, now, don't they? ♥♥♥
Macca, even our scintillating tales of junebug twirlin' didn't make the summer camp section. Can you believe that?
Macca... c'mere...  Aren't you just ever so impressed that we have a friend who can spell scintillating???
BTW.... better stock up on that Brunswick Stew! That's a BARGAIN! Over here in Summerfield, they charge $Texas for a quart.....
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Posted: Feb 18th, 2006 03:02 am |
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Pappy.... MOO-VYOO-FOOL was one of my ALL time favorites!
See??? That's the kind of stuff they need in the paper... Pappy's reflections on life in general.... That would NEVER get tiresome...
Maybe the problem with the forum quotes this week was that none of us said anything serious enough.....
tee hee!!!
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Posted: Feb 18th, 2006 03:22 am |
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Has Steve-O checked in today??? Ya'll have me so confused!!!
Hope everything's ok Steve! Are you on your way home???
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macca
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Posted: Feb 18th, 2006 03:44 am |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Kris McNeill wrote:
macca wrote:
OH, YEAH! I looked for "forum quotes" too! They got us spoiled, now, don't they? ♥♥♥
Macca, even our scintillating tales of junebug twirlin' didn't make the summer camp section. Can you believe that?
Macca... c'mere... Aren't you just ever so impressed that we have a friend who can spell scintillating???
BTW.... better stock up on that Brunswick Stew! That's a BARGAIN! Over here in Summerfield, they charge $Texas for a quart.....
To tell you the truth, Crackah, I had to look it up to make sure it WAS spelled right. Even found out it means "brilliant." 'Course, I shoulda known that, since Kris was referring to her and me....ummm ... me and her... the two of us!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Feb 18th, 2006 12:26 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Has Steve-O checked in today??? Ya'll have me so confused!!!
Hope everything's ok Steve! Are you on your way home???
I haven't seen SMS here since Wednesday? Thursday? Hope himmer is safe and sound in Guilford County! I hope the border police didn't catch him smugglin' CAR PARTS back into the US of A
We miss you SA!
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