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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 07:01 pm |
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| ¢¢Rhode Island
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Roll Tide and Go Pack. Maybe or maybe not in that order. [insert profound quote here]
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 07:06 pm |
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StewartM wrote: Lacka wrote: StewartM wrote: Dear Ask Lacka,
I have a Friend who is really down cause it will not snow. She use to get on the roof and dance for snow. Now she just wanders around in her burlap bathrobe wanting to move to a trailer park. What can her friends do to cheer her up.
Someone with a uncracked friend
Dear Someone with an uncracked friend,
Is it possible that you are snow blind? It sounds like your friend is a FLAKE. I do not think that there is a snowballs chance in heck that we can help this one. It sounds like you have fallen for this friend and would like to help, I think that you should consider dusting yourself off and drifting as far away from this one as possible. Things might be a little frosty at first when you tell her, but there is no point in dissnowlusioning her any further. I will have to ask that you cut all ties with this friend and suggest that she find an igloo up North somewhere, way up North.
Hey maybe she will meet a nice snowman up there.
Thanks for asking, Someone with an uncracked friend
Lacka
Dear Ask Lacka,
I agreed with you she a Flake and maybe beyond help. But the Fallen part, you must be lost in a snow bank. You need to plow your way back to the real world. My snow-woman at home has not melted yet. Just trying to help dig-out a friend. I guess she could find a igloo park (Northern Trailer Park). Maybe you can set her up with Frosty.
Scrape it together Lacka, I know you will not drift away.Put on your snow shoes and don't sink this time.
Someone with an uncracked friend
Dear Someone with an uncracked friend,
How am I going to shovel my way out of this one, I see that I am in deep. I did not sleigh, I mean say, that you were more than friends. I do happen to know that you have a very nice snow-woman at home. I never would incinuate that you might be slippin out. If I thought that I had misled anyone I would just melt.
Thanks for writing,
Lacka
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StewartM
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 07:24 pm |
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Dear Ask Lacka,
This almost snowed into a town council meeting. Lets melt away any misunderstanding. We can have a 100% sunshine with the fog clearing. That's it clear sky ahead.
Someone with an uncracked friend
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 07:33 pm |
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bama80 wrote:
¢¢Rhode Island
Hee hee!
If we could jus' get the lurkers to deposit a quarter or so ever'time they read...
Call 1-800-$$$-TEXAS now with your credit card information.
(Your call may be recorded for quality assurance.)
I think I'm gettin' ready to get farred again...
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 07:39 pm |
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PAPPY! I BELIEVE A PARTY IS IN ORDER! CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR 4OOth POSTING!! (WE'VE ENJOYED ALL OF THEM!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!) ♥♥♥
Pappy I'm alittle slow, was trying to help a friend
CONGRATULATIONS PAPPY
THE BIG 400
Macca haven't figured out pic yet hope you don't mine if i borrowed yours...its fer a good cause
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 07:48 pm |
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| Much obliged, Mike. Y'all deserve the party fer puttin' up with 400!
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 08:01 pm |
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| Pappy you put on a better show then Red Skeleton.....
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 08:53 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote: Ok.. I was in the shower thinking about you guys and again, thinking that I feel so sorry for anyone who is missing the banter that goes on here.
All of a sudden it hit me (not the soap, an idea...) Why couldn't the NWO feature a humor column like many other papers do?
Hey Ya'll! I've got some catchin' up to do! I've been out gallivantin' about town on this gloriously bea-u-ti-ful day, had lunch at the Macaroni Grill - was good but too much $$$Texas - I think the Olive Garden is a much better value. No yummy bread sticks at Macaroni and no endless salad bowl 
Cracker, I LOVE your idea! I think it would be fun! And speakin' of the NWO, there's a mini-McNeill (well, shem's not really that mini, shem's taller than me!) sightin' in this week's paper! Ya'll check it out now, ya'hear! I'm a proud mama 
So where's the Nabisco Bakery clan going for dinner tonight? I threw some chicken in the crockpot this morning so we're stayin' in to watch the cold front move in. Going over to Alamance County tomorrow night to visit the McNeill-adult-in-training and take himmer out to dinner at Chili's. Did ya'll know we're getting a Chili's over on New Garden Rd soon? Tarjay too - I love all that nearby retail but I get nostalgic for what it used to be every time I drive through there 
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 09:17 pm |
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Ok, Someone with an uncracked friend, I think that sounds good. Let the Sun Shine in!!
Pap, did Mammy not like the loin cloth? I just knew she would love it. I could just see you swinging from the log rafters, and Mammy lovin' it.
Kris, I will go check out the mini McNeill.
Bama, don't hate, because Crakah had yet another good idea. You are just a little jealous cause it is not sports we are talikng about. Hey got an idea, well I am not in the shower dodging the soap or anything, but had a good idea anyway. Bama you could do a sports column. I know some really great places to get sports info, but you will have to PM me I cannot tell everyone. bye bama. see I had to bold that so he would see it.
Hee now we can talk about him.
Macca how are you my little pengling?
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 09:18 pm |
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Pappy was lookin' for one o' them mini-McNeills, when it hit me just like Clara Peller (the 'Where's the beef?' lady):
"Hey, where's the forum quotes?"
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 09:23 pm |
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Lacka wrote:
Pap, did Mammy not like the loin cloth? I just knew she would love it. I could just see you swinging from the log rafters, and Mammy lovin' it.
I thought she did at first because she hollered out my Indian name, but...
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 09:28 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Pappy was lookin' for one o' them mini-McNeills, when it hit me just like Clara Peller (the 'Where's the beef?' lady):
"Hey, where's the forum quotes?"
Pappy, that's what I was searchin' for when I stumbled upon the mini-Mc. I DID NOT FIND ANY! Did you? I guess we didn't say anything profound enough this week  well, actually, last week I guess. I think they need to put some MAAN quotes in there. Profound stuff here every minute of the day if you ask me.........
and BTW, I missed some good stuff today - ya'll were in rare form as usual!
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macca
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 10:30 pm |
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MIKE! Feel free to borrow from me anytime! We know how to share!!! ♥♥♥ I've certainly benefitted from the generosity of others here!!!
Kris, I wondered if that "McNeill" in the NWO might be related to you!!! Don't it make you proud??? Congratulations!!! ♥♥♥
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macca
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 10:35 pm |
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OH, YEAH! I looked for "forum quotes" too! They got us spoiled, now, don't they? ♥♥♥
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Posted: Feb 17th, 2006 10:49 pm |
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| OK, I know... I'm posting to myself, but I remembered something I saw in the NWO that I wanted to mention .... It's in the Community Notes/Calendar section.... Gideon Grove United Methodist Church, on Gideon Grove Church Road (the first right off Ellisboro Road after it crosses Highway 65/Belews Creek Road) in Stokesdale is selling Brunswick stew tomorrow after noon. My family loves Brunswick stew and these local recipes are usually really good!!! Only $4/quart too! mmmmm ♥♥♥
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