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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 01:43 am |
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| CRACKAH!! I was trying to stay within "shouting" range of you -- You know, not to get too far behind... stay within 600 or so, but every time I think I'm gaining ground, you have 25 more posts on me!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 01:54 am |
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Kris McNeill wrote:
Pappy, Howard sure resembles Willie Nelson in that photo! Give Howard a git-tar!
Ol' Howard looks a leettle like a clean-shaven Wilfred Brimley, but with a steely-eyed glare none can withstand.
Great party, Macca! Congratulations, Mike!
Well, Pappy's gotta put his ol' bones to bed. See y'all in the mornin' fer a hearty breakfast of bac...uh, I mean, orange juice, oatmeal, an' fresh fruit.
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 03:32 am |
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Gosh Macca... sorry I didn't answer you... I usually save MAAN for last cause, you know, I like it best and Sandra was keeping me busy on the other forums tonight! I thought your Ask Lacka advice to Steve was right on.....
I thought the whole Ask Lacka concept was pure genius Kris...
Mental note to self.... One Tree Hill comes on Wednesday Nights.... Ok bama, I'll try to be here....
You know, I know how folks who just drop in occasionally feel now.. It took me forever to catch up on MAAN tonight cause "Howard's beaver boys" were posting so much here today. And I only missed about 6 hours... I can't imagine missing a day or two!
Plus... I feel so sorry for anyone who is missing all of this... What a hoot you all are!
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 03:36 am |
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Everyone ......Sandra pointed out something interesting over on the TC forum, so in a gesture of goodwill, I invited some folks to the forum to play. I won't mention any names, but their initials are CC. If they come, ask questions and be nice. k?
I did warn them to stay away from MAAN..... 
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 03:38 am |
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I'm outta here for the evening.... Not that anyone is still up to notice...
See you all in the morning!
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 04:47 am |
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| Sorry, Crackah! I fell asleep (in the sandbox) waiting for you!!! Now I'm awake and no one's here! I read the latest postings and thought you did a good job with your invite!! I think CC has read us before, so this should be the first place himer'd come... just for all the fun parties!!! WE ALWAYS WELCOME NEW FRIENDS!!! Besides, CC already has himer's own song: Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels: "Oh, see, CC Rider. See what you have done... You made me love you... Now your man has come..." ♥♥♥
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 11:40 am |
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macca wrote:
[url=MIKE!!! YOU CAN'T GO YET!!! WE HAVE TO HAVE A PARTY!!!!]MIKE!!! YOU CAN'T GO YET!!! WE HAVE TO HAVE A PARTY!!!![/url]♥♥♥
[url=HAPPY 200th Posting, MIKE!!!]HAPPY 200th Posting, MIKE!!![/url]
WOW thanks Macca
my two fingers are sore
Is that your aka husband in the middle??
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 12:50 pm |
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Steve Adkins wrote: Dear Ask Lacka,
What is the proper way to tell your spoose or significant female other she looks really nice?
My spoose will ask "how do I look?", I'll say "fine", and she'll immediately go change. Etc......
Ask Lacka is MIA Steve-O and ya'll didn't agree with Macca's attempt so I will take a stab at this one......
Let me clue you in to a "not so well known" secret. Men have no taste and no fashion sense and all women are aware of this.
Sooooo.... If she's dressing to go out, and asks how she looks you say... uh fine I guess or pretend indifference.... and she will be happy with what she's wearing....
Now if she is cooking bacon for you in her bathrobe, that's when you start flinging compliments....
It's expected because of a man's natural deficiencies in this area.
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 12:53 pm |
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oops! forgot to say good morning!
GOOD MORNIN' EVERYBODEEEEEE!!!
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 01:07 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
Now if she is cooking bacon for you in her bathrobe, that's when you start flinging compliments....
It's expected because of a man's natural deficiencies in this area.
Cracker I am trying to eat right....your not helping with these postings....I'm starting to smell bacon   ......oh yea nice bathrobe...is that burlap..Last edited on Feb 16th, 2006 01:27 pm by StewartM
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 01:18 pm |
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 See??? Mike's catchin' on!!!!
How'd you know I was in my bathrobe Mike? Are you psychic too??
Here.... I've been cooking all morning... 
I made you some nice healthy bran muffins.....
We want to keep you around for a long time...
Think I'll go do some laundry or something constructive....
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 01:33 pm |
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| Not psychic..... I would tell you who told me but Steve will get me......I did edit my last posting
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 02:06 pm |
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FatPappy wrote:
My question for you is: Is it possible for any ol' coot (an' that rhymes with cute) to ever not be too sexy for his shirt when that shirt is buckskin?
--Ssssssizzlin' in Summerfield
Dear Ssssssizzlin' in Summerfield,
Buckskin is very popular in the Summerfield area, I think that buckskin is quite seductive to some of the ladies in our area. Buckskin loincloths seem to be very popular with the fabio types. Give that a try and let us know if mammy likes it better than your buckskin shirt.
PS I am working with your former client (lumphead) but am unable at this time to give you an update on his well being due to confidentiality laws that are in place to protect him. I do hope you understand.
Thank you,
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 02:49 pm |
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StewartM wrote: Cracker Jax wrote:
It's expected because of a man's natural deficiencies in this area.
Cracker I am trying to eat right....your not helping with these postings....I'm starting to smell bacon ......oh yea nice bathrobe...is that burlap..
Burlap....see? If a woman had said that it would be offensive... coming from a man though it's just sweet.... They just don't know better....
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 02:58 pm |
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Steve Adkins wrote: Dear Ask Lacka,
My spoose will ask "how do I look?", I'll say "fine", and she'll immediately go change.
SMS
Are you wearing the Red Hot Chilli Pepper Underwear on your head??? Are they cutting off circulation to your brain, what are you thinking?
Well this is really simple to fix. The problem is when a Southern woman hears the word “fine” that translates to mediocre or average. Now just think about this SMS why in the world would you tell your wife that she looks mediocre? I can just hear the conversation now:
Wife: Honey, how do I look?
Red Hot Chili Pepper Head: Oh, honey you look mediocre.
Don’t you feel silly now?
You can always say and be safe with:
Honey you look as beautiful as you did on the day that I married you.
Other words to use:
Marvelous
Gorgeous
Exquisite
Classy
Divine
Wonderful
Words to NEVER use (I thought this was common knowledge, but SMS has proven not)
FINE
CUTE
FINE
PORTLY
FINE
HOMLEY
FINE
ROTUND
FINE
HIDEOUS
FINE
THICK
Good luck SMS and thanks for your question.
Lacka
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