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Kris McNeill
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 09:39 pm |
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Lacka wrote: Bubba wrote:
Lacka, What planet do you come from! You have to be making this stuff up...
go ahead we know how good a story teller you are.
I am not making this stuff up, you just have to remember that I have been married for less than a year. I am still training him, but he is doing pretty good so far. Mr. Lacka is romantic everyday of the year. Ok well maybe I did make that part up, I will say he does OK three days a week.
OK, now we know Lacka is not from outer space. Lacka, you are our resident romance expert. The people need to know - we've got it ALL here on MAAN. Anything you need, we've got someone to cover it 
Lacka, romance expert extraordinaire
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 09:45 pm |
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Kris, thank you so much, I love (you know love like romance) my new title. We could have an "Ask Lacka Forum" I could solve all the world's problems from right here. OMG I just love (like romance) it!!!!
You know when all these men on Maan do things like eat bacon, buy the wrong gift, say the wrong thing, don't know to shut up when she asks "do I look fat". I could help them out. Not that the ladies here ever find themselves in trouble or anything, but if they did, I could help them out too.
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StewartM
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 09:52 pm |
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Dear Ask Lacka,
What do I say to my wife when she hits me in the head with a log from her Valentine load o'wood present.
Knot head in Summerfield
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 09:52 pm |
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Kris McNeill wrote:
Cracker Jax wrote:  Happy Macca day to you!!!
Cracker, what's this about "Macca Day"???????? They left Macca day off of my calendar  Any excuse for a party, I always say.........
Happy MACCA DAY!!
Y'all are just so good to me!!! THANK YOU!!!♥♥♥
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 09:57 pm |
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Dear Knot Head in Summerfield,
For starters I wood not ever give her wood again. I wood tell her that you suffered from the last time that she hit you over the head and you got the dates mixed up. I wood run out and buy a decent gift and give it to her. I wood suggest giving her the new gift from a distance, sounds like she is pretty tough.
Feel free to ask Lacka anytime.
Last edited on Feb 15th, 2006 09:58 pm by Lacka
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Kris McNeill
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 09:58 pm |
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Lacka, that would be one way to surely beat Bama to the finishline. 400 and beyond. Of course, Bama could start the "Ask Bama Forum" (I put the quotes there just for you  ) Bama's forum would be simple, no nonsense advice in 3 lines or less on such topics as sports, barley and hops, gamblin' and other polymathic topics.
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 09:58 pm |
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Here's yer next romance novel cover if I ever saw one!
Actually, Pappy an' Mike went hat huntin' with our Injun guide, Howard Coble, down to the beaver pond at the park today. We saw a border guard there too, an' I think she winked at Howard. We was gonna take Bama but he wanted to finish watchin' Dr. Phil before he sobered up. Calhoun the huntin' dog flushed us out a badger an' a wolf so we made hats outta them. (That's me on the right.) Calhoun claims the beavers was all in the lodge eatin' bacon an' playin' cards fer money while their wives was all out shoppin' fer accessories.
That hat covers yer knot right well, Mike.
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 10:26 pm |
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Dear Ask Lacka,
I am a former romance consultant myself, my employment havin' been recently an' rudely terminated, as my only client was attacked by his missus whilst under the influence of my advice.
My question for you is: Is it possible for any ol' coot (an' that rhymes with cute) to ever not be too sexy for his shirt when that shirt is buckskin?
--Ssssssizzlin' in Summerfield
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 10:30 pm |
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| Pappy I enjoyed the day at the park hunting, Thanks fer the hat...still smells alittle....Oh yea I quit bleeding where Calhoon bite me or was that Coble????
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 10:32 pm |
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Mmmm...Ever'body musta swooned after beholdin' my buckskin!
I'm just too hot...
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 10:34 pm |
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StewartM wrote:
Pappy I enjoyed the day at the park hunting, Thanks fer the hat...still smells alittle....Oh yea I quit bleeding where Calhoon bite me or was that Coble????
That mighta been that border guard! Unless you was bit in the wallet, then I might suspect Howard...Last edited on Feb 15th, 2006 10:37 pm by FatPappy
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 10:35 pm |
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Dear Ask Lacka,
You wood think I wood see it coming. I wood definitely take your advice.
Knot Head in Summerfield
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 10:39 pm |
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Dear Ask Lacka,
What is the proper way to tell your spoose or significant female other she looks really nice?
My spoose will ask "how do I look?", I'll say "fine", and she'll immediately go change.
She'll come back and "how does THIS look?", I'm gettin' smarter, so I say, "this one is even better, really brings out the color of your hair", but midway thru the sentence she's running out of the room to change.
Third time, it's "NOW, how does THIS look?". Feelin pretty frustrated by now, I'll feed her all kinds of malarkey just to be out of this game. "Oh Dear......WOW, that is just YOU, I mean your shoes match your earrings, can hear Pappy down the road wolf whistlin', the moon is spinnin'", and she's already running up the stairs with clothes a flyin'.
Somehow, my compliments just ain't flyin'.
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Posted: Feb 15th, 2006 10:42 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Mmmm...Ever'body musta swooned after beholdin' my buckskin!
I'm just too hot... Well Pappy you did win the Gray Hairest Chest Contest Today at the park...Even beat out the border guard...
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Posted: Feb 16th, 2006 12:06 am |
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Pappy, Howard sure resembles Willie Nelson in that photo! Give Howard a git-tar!
WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. BACON???????????? Bacon must grow on trees now.....
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