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Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 12:30 pm |
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macca wrote: FatPappy wrote:
Hey, Macca, speakin' o' the Da Vinci Code and Sir Leigh Teabing...Interestin'.
Pappy, You crack me up!! You just ain't right!!! Love it!!! ♥♥♥
10-4 on that Macca!!! (that was my tribute to CW McCall btw)  I was wonderin' if I missed a DaVinci post somewhere.... Too funny Pappy!
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 12:33 pm |
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StewartM wrote: Cracker and Macca I saw that the Charlotte schools have banned a book about 2 penguins... ....Have you been writing ?????
MIKE!!!!!
We are HAPPY Penguins! The word is HAPPY!!!!!!!
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 12:48 pm |
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| Mr Mike's workin' on a book called "And Biscuit Makes Three" about Bacon an' Egg, two friends who meet Biscuit and form a happy but short-lived trio o' friends. He was gonna make it a picture book but no camera was fast enough...
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 01:09 pm |
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| Pappy I still have a lot of research to do....does penguins eat bacon ???
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 07:49 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Mr Mike's workin' on a book called "And Biscuit Makes Three" about Bacon an' Egg, two friends who meet Biscuit and form a happy but short-lived trio o' friends. He was gonna make it a picture book but no camera was fast enough...
Wait just a minute. That sounds like a book I'm working on ... well, almost. I think Mike's been taking lessons from Dan Brown on stealing ideas.
Mine was gonna be called "And Biscuit Makes Four." It's about three orphans named Bacon, Egg and Biscuit, who are taken in by a kindly stranger named Mr. Ekim (wow, that's weird -- that's Mike spelled backward). All is going well for the adopted bunch, until one fateful day when they fail to arrive at school. Mr. Ekim, who is in reality a horrible ogre, is believed to have "disposed" of the unwary trio. Their friend, Bologna Sandwich, is also missing, and is being held in Mr. Ekim's basement with Cheese. The two are about to be dropped into boiling oil, thereafter to be known as Fried Bologna and Cheese, just as the Sheriff BJ and his deputies burst in.
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 09:01 pm |
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Bledsoe ain't got nothin' on you Sandra!!!!
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 09:56 pm |
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S. Smith wrote: Mine was gonna be called "And Biscuit Makes Four." It's about three orphans named Bacon, Egg and Biscuit, who are taken in by a kindly stranger named Mr. Ekim (wow, that's weird -- that's Mike spelled backward). All is going well for the adopted bunch, until one fateful day when they fail to arrive at school. Mr. Ekim, who is in reality a horrible ogre, is believed to have "disposed" of the unwary trio. Their friend, Balogna Sandwich, is also missing, and is being held in Mr. Ekim's basement with Cheese. The two are about to be dropped into boiling oil, thereafter to be known as Fried Balogna and Cheese, just as the Sheriff BJ and his deputies burst in.
When do you get to the point where Ekim walks behind the FEDEX plane, and the baloney get fried by the jet exhaust?
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 11:46 pm |
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| I think some of you all have been passing Pappy's egg nog amongst your selves. Does Pappy know this?
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Posted: Dec 20th, 2006 11:58 pm |
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DOGGETTJA wrote: I think some of you all have been passing Pappy's egg nog amongst your selves. Does Pappy know this?
Probably not, but it won't take long for him to find out
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Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 12:01 am |
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Steve Adkins wrote: S. Smith wrote: Mine was gonna be called "And Biscuit Makes Four." It's about three orphans named Bacon, Egg and Biscuit, who are taken in by a kindly stranger named Mr. Ekim (wow, that's weird -- that's Mike spelled backward). All is going well for the adopted bunch, until one fateful day when they fail to arrive at school. Mr. Ekim, who is in reality a horrible ogre, is believed to have "disposed" of the unwary trio. Their friend, Bologna Sandwich, is also missing, and is being held in Mr. Ekim's basement with Cheese. The two are about to be dropped into boiling oil, thereafter to be known as Fried Bologna and Cheese, just as the Sheriff BJ and his deputies burst in.
When do you get to the point where Ekim walks behind the FEDEX plane, and the baloney get fried by the jet exhaust?
That's not until the sequel. Mr. Ekim flees the long arm of the law, narrowing escaping in a shootout between Sheriff BJ and his deputies. With Bologna and Cheese as hostage, he goes to the airport with the intent of hijacking a plane to Havana. He carries with him a rifle, which is loaded with birdshot. As the FedEx plane blasts the deadly jet exhaust, it cooks the evil Mr. Ekim into a shriveled corpse -- a mere shadow of his former self.
The intense heat causes his rifle to go off and the blast of exhaust blows it directly into a giant industrial fan cooling a nearby hangar. That's when...
... are you ready for this...
... the shot hits the fan!!
(Don't tell me I can't weave a good story.)
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Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 12:06 am |
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S. Smith wrote: That's not until the sequel. Mr. Ekim flees the long arm of the law, narrowing escaping in a shootout between Sheriff BJ and his deputies. With Bologna and Cheese as hostage, he goes to the airport with the intent of hijacking a plane to Havana. He carries with him a rifle, which is loaded with birdshot. As the FedEx plane blasts the deadly jet exhaust, it cooks the evil Mr. Ekim into a shriveled corpse -- a mere shadow of his former self.
The intense heat causes his rifle to go off and the blast of exhaust blows it directly into a giant industrial fan cooling a nearby hangar. That's when...
... are you ready for this...
... the shot hits the fan!!
(Don't tell me I can't weave a good story.)
Well, at least your story had a punch line, which is more than I can say for mine a few weeks ago. good job !!
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Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 02:23 am |
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S. Smith wrote: ... are you ready for this...
... the shot hits the fan!!
(Don't tell me I can't weave a good story.)
FANTABULOUS!!!!!! I was on the edge of my seat!
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Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 10:59 am |
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S. Smith wrote: Steve Adkins wrote: S. Smith wrote: Mr. Ekim, who is in reality a horrible ogre, is believed to have "disposed" of the unwary trio. Their friend, Bologna Sandwich, is also missing,
When do you get to the point where Ekim walks behind the FEDEX plane, and the baloney get fried by the jet exhaust?
As the FedEx plane blasts the deadly jet exhaust, it cooks the evil Mr. Ekim into a shriveled corpse -- a mere shadow of his former self.
The intense heat causes his rifle to go off and the blast of exhaust blows it directly into a giant industrial fan cooling a nearby hangar. That's when...
... are you ready for this...
... the shot hits the fan!!
(Don't tell me I can't weave a good story.)
Hey I don't like the ending...well maybe the fried baloney part...I think there is a lot of baloney here...
Mr Ekim could be played by Brad Pitt with no make-up...
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Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 11:59 am |
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| Great story. Sounds like a set up fer another sequel. Did Mr Ekim really die, or did his burnt and shriveled body seek asylum in Biscuitville where he could blend in with the natives while he heals? He could be played by Kevin Bacon.
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Posted: Dec 21st, 2006 01:59 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Did Mr Ekim seek asylum in Biscuitville. He could be played by Kevin Bacon.
Eggsactly.
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