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Jim Flynt Member
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Posted: Feb 1st, 2007 06:44 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Most pitiful snow EVER!
Maybe Al Gore was right about global warming?
Last edited on Feb 1st, 2007 09:10 pm by Jim Flynt
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Posted: Feb 1st, 2007 10:56 pm |
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Jim Flynt wrote:
Maybe Al Gore was right about global warming?
He needs to get a job on the Weather Channel!
We'll get the real weather report tomorrow from Mr Groundhog.
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Posted: Feb 1st, 2007 11:07 pm |
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Howdy, Mr/Mrs/Miss/Ms/Misc Invisible! Have you got a Official Harry Potter Marauder's Map to go with that there Invisibility Cloak?
Hee hee! "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
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Posted: Feb 1st, 2007 11:13 pm |
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According to a press release provided by the National Wildlife Federation (http://www.nwf.org), which quotes a study reported in National Wildlife magazine, America’s most famous weather forecaster will have love, not weather, on his mind when he emerges from his hole today. Celebrity groundhog Punxsutawney Phil is not looking for his shadow, he’s speed dating!
The research tracked 32 groundhogs for more than four years and concluded that the real reason for the early February appearance is a version of the dating game, groundhog style.
Speed dating
Groundhogs – which are actually male woodchucks – awake after three months of hibernation to check out the available pool of ladies within their territory. They select a female with whom to spend the night, and this sleepover acts as a first date, allowing the woodchucks time to get to know each other before the official start of mating season the following month. During these meet and greet sessions, contact is confined to rubbing noses – not going all the way.
After scoping out two or three females, the male groundhog returns to his burrow to sleep again until March, dreaming of the hotties he has just met. When he awakes and revisits each of the females, the earlier slumber parties allows the woodchucks to skip the small talk and get right down to breeding.
This type of courting ritual has not been found to occur in any other animal species.
Head researcher for the study, Stam Zeverano from Pennsylvania State University’s Berks-Lehigh Valley College, thinks it may be connected to the small window of time during which offspring must be born for survival. A baby groundhog that enters the world too early may not be able to find enough food. One that arrives too late may not be able to build up enough fat layers for winter hibernation.
“There are many ways different wildlife species find mates and this report on groundhog ‘dating’ behavior demonstrates that finding the right match is very important to the survival of the species,” says Dr. Doug Inkley, senior scientist for the National Wildlife Federation. “Why else would Phil drag himself out of a cozy warm den in the middle of winter?”
http://www.groundhog.org/
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 11:34 am |
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Morning all. I am somewhat two footed now. No more boot but funniest thing the feet don't work so well after a two month rest. Hmmmm! Goes back to if you don't use it, you lose it theory I guess. PT next week should get me back on the road.
We had better enjoy the warm weather this week because it certainly looks like we could freeze our bippies off next week. Hey Pappy are you selling any of that warming juice?
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 11:58 am |
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Good morning!
Glad you're getting those feet back on the ground Jane!
Bippies! I've heard the word, but never seen it in print..... Too funny!
Thanks macca for all the Groundhog info! Who knew they were such Cassanovas!!
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 12:06 pm |
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Phil Says Spring is Right Around the Corner!
Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/07 at 7:28 a.m. at Gobbler's Knob:
El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west.
Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed.
Global warming has caused a great debate.
This mild winter makes it seem just great.
On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing.
Will we have winter or will we have spring?
On Gobbler's Knob I see no shadow today.
I predict that early spring is on the way.
Courtesy of: http://www.groundhog.org/
Last edited on Feb 2nd, 2007 12:08 pm by Jim Flynt
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 12:18 pm |
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Sorry, Crackah! Can't take credit for the wooing woodchucks.... Ol' Jimbo did that research!!
Jane!! Glad you're on 2 feet again! Take it easy out there!!
You're right about the cold weather coming! Sounds like the high temps will be in the 30's at the beginning of the week and then in the 20's the rest of it!!
What was it they said on Laugh-in? "You bet your sweet bippy!!" ♥♥♥
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 12:21 pm |
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OH GOODNESS! SO SORRY JIMBO!!!!
Thanks to YOU for the Groundhog info!!!
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 02:54 pm |
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Jane .. glad you're back with us on two feet. Maybe when you get some of Pappy's medicine you'll be ready to run the farm in no time!
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 02:58 pm |
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Congratulations
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 03:00 pm |
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Bippy.. gosh that made me laugh
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 03:45 pm |
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kroikee! 4k posts?!Good job Crackah. I guess. haha. I prefer to think of it as "quality not quantity" haha. Just kidding. everything you type is of the highest quality. (I am still sick but decided to be nicer today)
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 04:02 pm |
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It's a good thing you are being nicer today bama... I sure hope you feel better.
I don't know how the whole 4k thing happened. It just sorta snuck up on me.
Thanks for the congrats! (3 line max. bama black)
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Posted: Feb 2nd, 2007 04:16 pm |
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haha thanks.
anyway, since this is MAAN (II) I can tell you all that I am going to lunch. be back later.
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