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Posted: Aug 13th, 2006 11:26 pm |
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Dear Ask Lacka,
Is it true them Secret Service fellers can run fast an' have no sense o' humor?
Signed,
It Wasn't Me This Time
Last edited on Aug 13th, 2006 11:30 pm by FatPappy
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 12:58 am |
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Wonder if Lacka will come back in a dark business suit, sunglasses, and constantly talking into her wristwatch while looking right to left?
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 02:01 am |
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Hee hee! If she comes back...
Good job on the MAAN 101 forum, y'all. I have been wonderin' lately if more folks would jump on here if they found a way to feel more comfortable gettin' started. Maybe I should also shut up an' give somebody else a chance.
Next!
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 03:28 am |
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Don't you DARE shut up Pappy!
You make my day every day!!!!
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 03:43 am |
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Here's some info you just can't live without....
"Forty" is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. "One" is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.
"Fickleheaded" and "fiddledeedee" are the longest words consisting only of letters in the first half of the alphabet.
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 04:01 am |
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Uh oh....Ya'll know what I do when I'm bored on here late at night. I share my JUNK EMAIL OF COURSE!!! OOPS! gotta be quiet cause Scuba Jane is sleeping!
Thought for the day....
As you might know, the head of a company survived 9/11 because his son started kindergarten.
Another fella is alive because it was his turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her alarm clock didn't go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ turnpike due to a traffic accident.
One person missed the bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change.
One's car wouldn't start.
One went back to answer the phone.
One had a child that dawdled.
One couldn't get a taxi.
One had new shoes and developed a blister which caused him to stop at the drugstore for a bandaid.
He's alive today because he needed a bandaid.
Now, when I'm stuck in traffic, miss an elevator, turn back to answer a ringing phone.... all the little things that annoy me, I think to myself, this exactly where I'm supposed to be at this very moment.
Don't sweat the small stuff.....
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 08:53 am |
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76,503!!
267 views Aug. 13!
1921
March 4 - Change of US presidency from Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921) to Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)
May 24 - Elections are held for the first time for the new Northern Ireland Parliament.
May 31 - Tulsa Race Riot: A civil unrest in Tulsa, Oklahoma,USA, the official death toll is 39, but recent investigations suggest the actual toll may be much higher.
July 14 - A Massachusetts jury finds Nichola Sacco and Bartolomeo Vanzetti guilty of first degree murder following a widely-publicized trial.
July 27 - Researchers at the University of Toronto led by biochemist Frederick Banting announce the discovery of the hormone insulin.
August 5 - First radio broadcast of baseball game; Harold Arlin announced Pirates-Phillies game from Forbes Field over Westinghouse KDKA Pittsburgh
September 7/8 - In Atlantic City, New Jersey, the first Miss America Pageant is held. 16-year-old Margaret Gorman won the Atlantic City Pageant's Golden Mermaid trophy; pageant officials later dubbed her the first Miss America.
November 11 - During an Armistice Day ceremony at Arlington National Cemetery, the Tomb of the Unknowns is dedicated by US President Warren G. Harding.
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 12:00 pm |
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Good Morning!!!!!!!
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 12:39 pm |
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Good Mornin'!
Ol' Monday done snuck up on us ag'in.
Don't worry, Crackah. The only time I'll close my mouth is when I got a biscuit in it. Don't you be plannin' on goin' anywhar neither! Cain't have a decent forum without the Crackah!
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 12:50 pm |
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Pappy's been seein' several new names a-joinin' the forum lately!
Welcome, y'all! The more the merrier! Jump on in thar!
We ought to have a Homecomin' in October! Invite all the former reg'lars like bama, Bubba, Skiddles, Lacka...to come back an' have a reunion!
Come on back, y'all!
We all miss you all.
(You don't really hafta wait until October, though.)
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 01:12 pm |
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| I'm a-thinkin' instead of a money tree, a money vine might work better. I'm gonna try crossin' a dollar bill with some kudzu fer a high-yield return on investment.
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 01:17 pm |
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Good Morning
Pappy better stay with that money tree...you could hurt your back bending over scooping up all that money off the vine...
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 02:24 pm |
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| Hee hee! Maybe I should build a trellis fer my money vine, stretch my hammock between the posts an' wait fer harvest time.
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 03:46 pm |
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All right, Pappy! Does that money tree/vine have seeds or do you need to root a piece of it for me????♥♥♥
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February 2 - Ulysses (novel) by James Joyce is published in Paris on his fortieth birthday by Sylvia Beach.
February 8 - President of the United States, Warren G. Harding introduces the first radio in the White House.
March 18 - In India, Mohandas Gandhi is sentenced to six years in prison for sedition. He would serve only two years.
April 13 - State of Massachusetts opens all public offices to women
May 5 - In The Bronx, construction begins on Yankee Stadium.
May 12 - 20-ton meteorite lands near Blackstone, Virginia, USA
May 30 - In Washington, D.C., the Lincoln Memorial is dedicated.
June 28 - The Irish Civil War begins
September 13 - 15 - Fire, probably started by Turkish troops, destroys most of Smyrna., Greece. Death toll estimated 100,000
November 4 - In Egypt, British archaeologist Howard Carter and his men find the entrance to King Tutankhamen's tomb in the Valley of the Kings.
November 21 - Rebecca Felton of Georgia takes the oath of office, becoming the first woman United States Senator.
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2006 04:07 pm |
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Yep! I'm "allergic" to gardenin' Pappy, but for you and your cash crop of kudzu I'd put on my coveralls and help ya out with the harvest!
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