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Posted: Jul 30th, 2006 10:36 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Meanwhile, Mammy an' Pappy was at the grocery store an' there loiterin' about on the meat shelf was none other than Liver Puddin'!
I'll bet you were not at the Stokesdale Bi-Rite when you made this amazing discovery, Pappy. How do I know that? (macca PI has nothing on me!) I know that because I remember (from reading the NWO, of course) that just last year, Stokesdale's town council was forward thinking enough to pass a loitering law!
Too many unsavory characters, like that C-Loaf (whatever that is) were probably wasting time and bothering the paying customers. I suspect they are all still there, but they're being more discreet these days, spreading their time between the Potted Meat, the Hot Pockets and the Fruit Loops (you don't think they're in the health food section, do you?) and leading to the further denegration of society as we know it.
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 11:30 am |
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S. Smith wrote: Actually I don't think ol' "Awesome Bill" is doing too awesome at the track these days (at least not at the NASCAR track), so he's probably not getting any big checks these days either.
I saw Awesome Bill race at 311 Speedway in Madison about a year ago. He can still get around a dirt track...
Reminds me of a young Pappy running shine cross Stokesdale....Aaaah those were the days.....
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 11:33 am |
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GOOD MORNING
For breakfast today we have Cracker and Sandra special
MATER BISCUITS
fresh from the garden Last edited on Jul 31st, 2006 11:33 am by StewartM
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macca
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 11:49 am |
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YUM! YUM! ♥♥♥
Ooooh! I can just imagine it now!
All the juiciness, with just a hint of red juice down my arm! ♥♥♥
GOOD MORNIN'!!!
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FatPappy
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 12:12 pm |
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Good Mornin'
an' Yee Haw!
Pappy's comin' in fer a mater biscuit pit stop!
My tank's plumb empty!
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macca
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 12:30 pm |
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PAPPY! Quit goin' round in circles! Don't spin them wheels!! ♥♥♥
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macca
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 12:34 pm |
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71,900! (almost)
We need just over 100 views to reach 72,000 today!♥♥♥
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macca
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 01:26 pm |
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CRACKAH! WHERE U B???? ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 01:42 pm |
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| Wake up, Crackah!
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 02:04 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: Pappy's comin' in fer a mater biscuit pit stop!
My tank's plumb empty!
14 seconds....what a pit stop....you faster than them Petty boys....
Pappy you got to come back in....they said you was speeding on pit road...........Here have another mater biscuit........
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 02:10 pm |
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| Hee hee! I was chompin' that biscuit so fast I need to go count my fingers! Let's see, I had ten to start with...
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 03:35 pm |
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Crackah, we gonna hafta declare you MIA if you don't show up soon. Me an' the other Pappies are gonna fill up our canteens an' fan out to look fer Crackah crumbs. I'll far off a couple shots from my 1856 Colt New Model army revolver if I spot anythang, or if it spots me.
You never leave a man behind!
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 03:52 pm |
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| Me an' the Pappy Expeditionary Force are still workin' on our canteens...you know, makin' sure they work proper an' all. Except fer Fabio Pappy...he's gotta go git his buckskin outfit from the cleaner's an' pick up some sun screen with aloe vera.
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macca
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 04:03 pm |
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FatPappy wrote:
You never leave a man behind!
Or a good snack! Or a playground playmate!♥♥♥
CRACKAH!! Come back! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2006 05:21 pm |
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Pappy and Macca I checked down south and no Crackah....I even looked in every book store...No Crackah....I went by Olive Garden ....No Crackah ......shem must of went north to get away from the heat..........bet shem floating on a ice berg
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