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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 02:25 pm |
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| Hey, Pappy! Have you ever heard of Slobber Lager??? I heard about it on TV and found it on a web site but I'm too technically challenged to be able to post it..... Could be a whole new market for you, although they say it isn't alcoholic! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 03:38 pm |
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Pappy had to google that'n, Macca. Is that beer fer dogs? That's a hard concept fer ol' Pappy to swaller.
Me an' Mr Mike coulda used some when we were locked up in the dog pound a few hunderd pages back. Hee hee! All we had was water.
Meanwhile, Pappy's been test-marketin' a modified double-x-and-a-half product on raccoon volunteers. The results have been inconclusive due to a lack o' feedback from the first focus group. We are waitin' to see if any o' the ones that run off screamin' will come back fer a second taste. Factorin' in their average acceleration rates (50 feet per second per second), average top speeds (178 mph), an' duration o' burn (long enough fer their hair to fall out an' immediately sprout back fer two er three cycles), we calculate the first wave o' test subjects won't be back till Sprang 2007 at the earliest.
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macca
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 04:59 pm |
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Yeah, ain't that CRAZY???  I saw it on TV this a.m. and then googled it just to make sure it was real and that you COULD google it before I mentioned it....
They set some out in a bowl and had some dog owners let their dogs test it out.... Evidently has a beef aroma. Sounds yummy -- NOT!
I don't understand the concept, unless some enterprising entrepreneur is preyin' on these folks that'll buy anything to seem more prestigious!!♥♥♥
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macca
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 05:01 pm |
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| Pappy -- I like your idea about a formula to ward off raccoons, especially since they keep finding 'em w/rabies!!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 05:03 pm |
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 05:05 pm |
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macca wrote: some enterprising entrepreneur is preyin' on these folks that'll buy anything to seem more prestigious!!♥♥♥
I think that once again, Macca P.I. has hit the nail on the head!
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 05:46 pm |
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macca wrote: They set some out in a bowl and had some dog owners let their dogs test it out.... Evidently has a beef aroma. Sounds yummy -- NOT! Beef aroma beer ??? How about Bacon aroma beer....yea ....That sounds like a hit....Doc did say a beer was good for the heart....Why stopped there, we can have a fry boloney aroma beer....This could really work....you can get your bacon, fry boloney, steak, pizza, big mac or anything else greasy and not stop up any arteries........
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 05:55 pm |
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PAPPY'S GRAVY BISCUIT AROMA BEER
SURPRISE HER BY SERVING BREAKFAST IN BED
BREAKFAST IN A CAN ANY MAN CAN FIX
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 05:58 pm |
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BACON!
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 06:00 pm |
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StewartM wrote:
PAPPY'S GRAVY BISCUIT AROMA BEER
SURPRISE HER BY SERVING BREAKFAST IN BED
BREAKFAST IN A CAN ANY MAN CAN FIX
That's a gold mine, there!!
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 06:00 pm |
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GRAVY!
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macca
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 07:56 pm |
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You guys just ain't right!!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 08:18 pm |
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Here are some of the comments following the story I posted yesterday about Sir Paul McCartney's lodge possibly having to be torn down b/c he didn't obtain the proper permits. Evidently this is the same lodge that his soon-to-be ex-wife was supposedly staying in and may have been offered as a residence so they could have equal access to their daughter who will be 3 in October. It's interesting to see the different attitudes about it, as well as some of the wit. ♥♥♥
1. Lynn, Madison, Wisconsin, USA / 2:07am 26 Jul 2006
Excuse me, we're talking about someone's PRIVATE property here (except for the part with the public footpath running through it, of course)? Where does this council get off telling the landowner, no matter WHO s/he is, what they can or cannot build on their PRIVATE property?!?!?!?!?? Doesn't fly over here. Shouldn't fly over there.
2. Gloria, Texas,USA / 4:32am 26 Jul 2006
Here in America there is something called the Home Owners Association in the Middle and Upper class neighborhoods.There are annual fees.If the home owner does not pay the fees the association can legally take the home away for past due fees.The home owner also has to follow rules such as add ons and paint colors,etc.Paul is going through something no different than any of us.That is how slums are prevented.
3. Dee Dee, USA / 4:52am 26 Jul 2006
You need a building permit, that's the law! If SIR PAUL did not obtain one, then the building has to come down. I would not want to live in any residance that was built without a permit. Safety is a major concern here and why in the world would the soon-to-be ex want to live in it. And what made her think that Linda's photos and website and who knows what else is hanging around at the house, go away just because she is the new wife. Give me a break! Why in world did they have a kid??????
4. Ken, Edinburgh / 7:46am 26 Jul 2006
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away, now it looks as though they're here to stay, Oh I believe in yesterday.
5. Chris, Birmingham / 8:19am 26 Jul 2006
Is the log cabin made out of norweigan wood? Paul just needs to offer to sing a few songs at the council's christmas do, they'll soon get off their hobby horse and sing his tune....
6. Christine, Edinburgh / 12:31pm 26 Jul 2006
In the UK, building of property is controlled by the planning system. The need to get planning permission applies to everyone, even if you are doing something on your private property. There is a good reason for this- otherwise, people could just go ahead and do anything they liked, even if it was dangerous to the environment, or affected their neighbours, or was against planning policies. How would you feel if your neighbour put up a great big mobile phone mast which blotted your view of the landscape, and he then claimed anything goes because "it's private property" ? Nonsense. Planning controls are there for the common good, and it is appropriate that the Council treat everyone the same in adhering to the rules.
7. Ellen, United States / 3:35pm 26 Jul 2006
He can work it out.
8. Ian, Worthing. W.Sussex / 6:24pm 26 Jul 2006
If you had seen the size of Sir Paul's farm and also noted the fact that it can not be seen at all from any public highway, then you would have to suspect that this reoprt of building without planning permission, has come from either a very sour-faced neighbour or somebody he had upset a little recently. For goodness ske, leave the poor guy alone.
9. Lloyd, Nashville, Tennessee USA / 8:40pm 26 Jul 2006
DeeDee:
Building permits, and the required inspections at certain points in the building process, are absolutely NO guarantee of the quality of the construction, at least here in the good ol' USA, the "land of the drive-by inspection."
I imagine Sir Paul hired some excellent craftsmen, and his "cabin" is probably better constructed than are most permit- and inspection-laden US mini-mansions.
Also, I doubt you have any personal experience with a public footpath running through your property, and most likely within yards/meters of your house. The US is unlike most of the rest of the world, in that the general populace does NOT have what are known as "rambler's rights," which give access to the general public to property that we would consider "private." Too many in the US would be likely to report a trespasser to the police (if not shoot them, in some regions), while elsewhere in the world, the act of "trespass" has not occured at all!
Besides, I imagine the majority of "auxiliary buildings" in the US are erected sans permits, also...
10. Huck, USA / 9:44pm 26 Jul 2006
You plan things in the UK?
We don't do that over here; as Tony Blair is learning, slowly but surely, on your behalf.
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 08:35 pm |
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Hee hee! Maybe the authorities will "let it be."
Ol' Paul must be doin' good in the music bidness, buildin' a new house an' all. Rappy Pappy ain't doin' so good with his music career. He may end up bein' a one hit wonder...
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2006 08:56 pm |
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| Pappy you got a brewery to build.............time to move the still in the woods......
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