Awww bama...I wouldn't even go to all that trouble... It's best if folks think you are signed on and you're keeping a wiggly eye on them!!

I'm going to pull a Steve - O here. Get a tune in your heads, although right now I can't think of the name. The chorus goes "Boom, shacka lacka lacka, boom, shacka lacka lacka .. " (Wanna take you higher?)

Anyway, I think it should be "Bam! Cracka, Lacka, Macca!"

Got any fine graphics to go along with that?

 Ummm, that is, of course, if we prove that Lacka is legit..... Wouldn't want to write off EUSON for no reason!

Yea sis/bro.... I 've heard that ditty, but I don't know if it's a real song or just one of those nanny nanny boo boo things we used to chant when we were kids....

I like your version a whole lot more....if Lacka is legit of course.

You know, I caught one of those Desperate Housewives episodes and there was a family who had someone tied up in their basement....you reckon Lacka did that to Euson????

Ooh, yeah! The one Sunday was a rerun, but I watched it anyway. And the dude in the basement got out and they had to lock him back up... And Susan came to the door to ask for piano lessons and noticed the red (BLOOD!!!!) stains on the mom's collar and she said "I've been baking cherry pies!!!" OOOHHH! We better look into this further!

Ahhhhh Ally McBeal... Now THAT was quality TV.

Can't believe there are still all those dancin' baby sites out there!  Do people not have a life????

I love that BiRite.  I never get to go there, cause the location is way inconvenient...

Years ago, I used to take the kids up there to have their pictures made when the traveling photographer came through... They were pretty good photos.

Do they ever still do that?

Crackah, Doesn't the very existence of this blog answer your question?

You wanna describe whatever is in the blue box? The least you can do for your sis/bro.... (OK, I'll come clean! I admit it, I have a MAC! Another one of the spouse's great ideas....Never mind that we're in the vast minority. Somehow that's a badge of honor....)

It's been about 15 years since I last knew they did it. You're right, they did good pics. We did it for Christmas one year. Maybe we were there at the same time and just missed an opportunity for one of those long-lost reunions of families you never knew you had!

I am not an imposter, posting on this forum. 

1. What religious figurehead is Gabrielle having a squabble with over Carlos??

Honey, If you really think this hooch has got some religion, you better think again.  I believe that we are going to learn that she has lost her religion a long time ago.  Let me hear an AMEN to that sista. 

2. Does that baseball fella look better or worse since he got a shave and a haircut?

Hello!  Long hair!   Doesn't get much better than that.  Either way he is

ONE LONG TALL COLD DRINK OF WATER.

3. Where does Fat Pappy like to eat breakfast?

Pappy really likes breakfast in bed, but if Mammy is feeling a little, well you know, not in the mood, he heads straight over to Biscuitville to block traffic.

4. Who's this?   Full name please.

Montazuma Revenge or somethng close to that, ya'll couldn't spell it either, so I am not going to worry about it.  I like to call him My Little Mexican Jumping Bean, Monty.

5. What is the cause of the stench at the belco store?

Great, just great, I am going to fail this quiz on the last question.  I don't know what the heck it is.  I thought somebody was going to investigate.  My best guess is a dead deer on the roof.  Steve was going to go in and check it out for us, but no he did the dash and run and didn't get any information for us.  Im tellin you Steve, just go in there and walk on by the Little Debbie rasin cakes, walk on towards the microwave and round that corner, just pretend you are going to walk down that last row, bout the time you hit the bagged popcorn, you will loose your breath.  You will feel like a penguin who has been slapped in the back of the head.  You will be doing all you can do to recycle the air from your mouth to your nose and back again. 

Euson is not in the basement.  I am legit. 

Please please please include me in the song. 

I think Lacka has proved him/herself. THANK GOODNESS!

BAM! CRACKAH LACKA MACCA! BAM! CRACKAH LACKA MACCA!


Glad to let go of the Wysteria Hysteria!  

Oh macca... I am sorry.

I hear that you "maccers" are more graphically intense than us mainstream folks though.

That is the extent of my knowledge on the subject.

You didn't miss anything other than that Hideous Ally McBeal Dancing Baby.

I put it there for Bama.  Don't worry... I won't be using it again.