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Posted: Aug 9th, 2007 10:21 pm |
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Pappy's gotta make sure not to snooze too close to the mater patch. Y'all might mistake my ol' wrinkledy sunburnt haid fer a big ripe German Johnson an' try to pull it loose! Haw!
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Posted: Aug 9th, 2007 11:41 pm |
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Pappy whats a german johnson some sort of mater?
darrell d dawg
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S. Smith Moderator
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Posted: Aug 10th, 2007 02:11 am |
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darrelldawg wrote: whats a german johnson
I think it's Jeremiah's brother. I think Junior's in the family too. Last edited on Aug 10th, 2007 02:13 am by S. Smith
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Posted: Aug 10th, 2007 10:22 am |
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Morning All!! It is certainly hot and dry out this morning. Smelled my first skunk so fall is coming I guess. They start showing up or at least their smell does the closer we get to fall. They come in to eat with the cats. The garden is looking sad. Too hot to do anything. It is Friday though and the 100 degree days are suppose to end with today. 90 will seem nice.
Everybody have a good day.
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Posted: Aug 10th, 2007 10:25 am |
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Wait a minute!!! How foolish of me. I bet it wasn't a skunk!! I bet is was Pappy and Mr. Mike scoping out the chicks. Get away you two before I sic my ankle pecking roosters on you!!!
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Posted: Aug 10th, 2007 11:01 am |
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Edited by poster. Last edited on Aug 15th, 2007 11:32 pm by Jim Flynt
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Posted: Aug 10th, 2007 11:15 am |
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Edited by poster. Last edited on Aug 15th, 2007 11:35 pm by Jim Flynt
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Posted: Aug 10th, 2007 12:16 pm |
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S. Smith wrote:
darrelldawg wrote: whats a german johnson
I think it's Jeremiah's brother. I think Junior's in the family too.
Actually, Hezekiah "German" Johnson is Junior's cousin, who ran his shine in a souped up VW bug (thus the nickname) that he bought cheap from a young feller in a mountain commune who had got to where he was goin' an' didn't want to go no farther. German Johnson is also a mater from North Caroliney that's big, pinkish, an' wrinkled-lookin'. The story I heard was, the balin' wire holdin' the steerin' wheel on come loose in the curve at the bottom o' the hill durin' one o' ol' German's night runs an' he crashed his bug headon into a mater patch, spillin' shine ever'whar. What happened next, they say, is a strange an' wonderful miracle...the shine transformed them maters into German's likeness...round, wrinkled, an' pink. So they named the maters after him.
Strange things happen up in them hills.
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Posted: Aug 10th, 2007 06:57 pm |
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Is everybody keeping cool???
Seems that folks would be inside, playing on their computers! Where is everyone???!!???
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Posted: Aug 10th, 2007 08:05 pm |
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Edited by poster. Last edited on Aug 15th, 2007 11:36 pm by Jim Flynt
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Posted: Aug 10th, 2007 08:17 pm |
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MACCA
had to go to Greensboro to catch that 20% scattered shower it
dropped the temp down to 95
Last edited on Aug 10th, 2007 08:18 pm by JamesAttaway
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Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 03:33 am |
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Only in America do people leave their 30,000 dollar car in the driveway and fill their garage with useless junk..
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Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 03:34 am |
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Cleaning your garage, I take it?
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Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 03:57 am |
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That was the last 3 weeks/ months or so
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Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 10:49 am |
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Morning All!! I was cleaning yesterday afternoon out from under the TV. We have a bushel basket of extra cords and cables. Every piece of equipment these days come with extra important looking cables. They are yellow and blue and have plastic fancy connections on them and I never throw them away. So I have made the decision to throw them away. Of course I also understand I will need one of those cables, that I haven't touched some of them in years, next week. Isn't that the law?
It is Saturday. Nice breeze blowing this morning but oh so humid. Very uncomfortable outside this morning. I am the keeper of the horses today so I have been out communing with them. The chicks are basically grown now and they finally know the routine. The guneas know to run out when I pick up the stick so it really doesn't take long to get everybody settled for the day.
Have a good day. Cracker have you quit your rain dancing? Spending too much time in the pool.
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