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 Posted: Aug 17th, 2007 11:12 am
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DOGGETTJA wrote:  I have a new bantam rooster. Somebody brought him a couple of weeks ago. I told Hairbrust this morning I believed he was probably made in China by Matel.

Jane, are his toenails like loose magnets?  Watch out, they might wind up getting swallowed by the little ones.

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 Posted: Aug 17th, 2007 11:14 am
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DOGGETTJA wrote:  The guneas are vanishing by the handfuls. Two more didn't show up yesterday afternoon. I hipe they are setting somewhere and something isn't getting them.  Not that we can tell the difference really but it does seem like the three left might all be males.

Those birds just aren't too bright.  heck they leave the place where the food is???

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 Posted: Aug 17th, 2007 11:29 am
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Steve Adkins wrote:
DOGGETTJA wrote:  The guneas are vanishing by the handfuls. Two more didn't show up yesterday afternoon. I hipe they are setting somewhere and something isn't getting them.  Not that we can tell the difference really but it does seem like the three left might all be males.

Those birds just aren't too bright.  heck they leave the place where the food is???


Do they taste like chicken? Did you see any traces of bacon drippings around???:shock: Any signs that biscuits may have been involved???:D:shock::D



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 Posted: Aug 17th, 2007 11:37 am
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Macca I thought of that but I understand Guneas are pretty tough unlike young tender chicks.

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 Posted: Aug 17th, 2007 11:44 am
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That was a red sun this mawnin', guineas take wawnin', I reckon. It took me a while to find the sun. Somebody keeps movin' it over to the right these days.


Took me a while to figger out how to spell guinea, too.






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 Posted: Aug 17th, 2007 12:03 pm
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It is too early in the morning. I didn't even notice I had spelled guineas wrong several times. It is a hard word to spell.

Hey its thundering pretty seriously over here.

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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 11:08 am
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Morning !ll!! Itis gorgeous out this morning. Hope everybody has a great Saturday. As dry as it is probably won't have to mow the yard.

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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 11:26 am
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Mornin' all! Haw! It's dry all right. Even my bank account done dried up, but that was a shallow well anyway. Hee hee! Pappy's ol' dry grass is so hard, I'd hafta use a hammer to mow it. I don't reckon John Deere makes nary gas powered ridin' hammer, otherwise, I'd be driftin'.



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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 11:57 am
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Jane, my maters has done got so puny from lack o' water I hafta shut my eyes when I eat 'em. They embarrass me.



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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 12:23 pm
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Pappy when you and Mr. Mike are over scoping out the chicks be sure and check out the tomatoes. Best crop I have had in many years.

Also be careful and do not disturb Ms Cayote and her babies. I think she may be feeding her babies guinea au jus these days. We appear to have lost 5 or 6 in the last month. 5 went out yesterday and only 4 came back last night. I would suspect you and Mr. Mike but I know you couldn't catch them.

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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 05:20 pm
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Just a reminder!
Free biskits at the ferry All day Sunday!
Come try the new craze in biskits the guinea biskit- taste like chicken

Darrell D. Dawg

Next Sunday- Rev. Bill speaks on keeping thy nose out of thy neighbor's bidniz.



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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 08:24 pm
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Yee Haw! Lookin' forward to them biscuits, Dawg. I'll be sure an' tell my neighbors 'bout that sermon, too. Hee hee!



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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 08:45 pm
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Coyote pups! More competition, Mr Mike.



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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 09:21 pm
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Mr Mike, now that we got us more competition, I reckon me an' you might need to work on our howlin' signals fer the occasional after dark chicken raid. We need some secret code howls so them neighborhood coyotes won't know what the plan is.

Two short yips, one long howl means: proceed with Plan C (C fer chicken)

One long howl, two short yips, one long howl means: I done started Plan C, where are you?

One long howl, follered by one long burp means: Mission accomplished. Proceeding to plan D (D fer dessert) Hee hee!



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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 09:33 pm
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Jane, please disregard previous post. It ain't nuthin'.



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