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FatPappy
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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 09:48 pm
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We interrupt this forum fer a test o' the Emergency Howlin' Network. This is only a test.

*** One shotgun blast, one long howl, follered by intermittent yips recedin' rapidly into the distance.***

This has been a test o' the Emergency Howlin' Network. This was only a test. If this had been a actual emergency, hoo wee, you'd find me an' Mr Mike down at the Summerfield Pharmacy buyin' up bandages, Extra Strength Advil, and a pair o' tweezers.



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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 09:48 pm
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Pappy
What do two plop plops and a fizz fizz mean?

Darrell D. Dawg



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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 10:39 pm
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Hee hee! I b'lieve that's a older code that also means mission accomplished.



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 Posted: Aug 18th, 2007 11:56 pm
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Just heard on the emergency band radio that First Aid supplies are at an all-time low in Summerfield this afternoon. Anybody hear what happened? :D:D:shock::D:D 3900



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 12:08 am
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Well, we was on "patrol", it was dark in them woods, Mr Mike stubbed his big toe, howled out the wrong signal... long story short: Jane was home.



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 12:12 am
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YEE HAW!
Macca done reached 3900!!!

Parté!




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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 12:26 am
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bring that party on to the south side of the ferry I GOT ELIXER for all stubed toes!!!

darrell d



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 12:46 am
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FatPappy wrote:
Jane, please disregard previous post. It ain't nuthin'.
FatPappy wrote:Well, we was on "patrol", it was dark in them woods, Mr Mike stubbed his big toe, howled out the wrong signal... long story short: Jane was home.

Congratulations, Jane! I'm glad you were ready fer 'em! :D

Ummmmm... Sorry, Pappy! Too bad about your spoiled mission! Hope you and Mr. Mike will be okay....;)



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 12:49 am
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FatPappy wrote:

YEE HAW!
Macca done reached 3900!!!

Parté!




THANK YOU, PAPPY!!! I couldn't have done it without ya!!:D:D:D



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 12:51 am
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darrelldawg wrote:

bring that party on to the south side of the ferry I GOT ELIXER for all stubed toes!!!

darrell d


Hey, darrell d, maybe we could do some ELIXER taste tests between you and Pappy!!!:)



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 03:25 am
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Congrats Macca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 03:35 am
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Thank you, Crackah!! As I told Pappy, I couldn't do it without you!! :D:D:D



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 04:34 am
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macca wrote: darrelldawg wrote:

bring that party on to the south side of the ferry I GOT ELIXER for all stubed toes!!!

darrell d


Hey, darrell d, maybe we could do some ELIXER taste tests between you and Pappy!!!:)
macca only 94 more till the big one and yet you seem so young!
btw I rent my elixer machine from Pappy but I use an ole Ducktown recipe
and cut it with Georgia corn;) cough syrup! Oh jest r'lized its Sunday morning no medicine sales on Sunday! gotta  getta gota hava fresh rize biskit here chikie chikie oh no dawg need a flashlight so he can tell a chikie from a skunkie look out down river!

Last edited on Aug 19th, 2007 04:43 am by darrelldawg



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 02:25 pm
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macca wrote:
Ummmmm... Sorry, Pappy! Too bad about your spoiled mission! Hope you and Mr. Mike will be okay....;)

Both us operatives were operatin' under flawed intelligence combined with impaired field judgement capacity, which immediately led to injury sustained in a ground assault when that big tree root on the ground assaulted code name Mr Mike's big toe. This action resulted in immediate cessation of stealth mode resultin' in a rapid command decision to abort mission an' strategically withdraw with all possible dispatch as incomin' hostile fire compromised our flank positions an' also stung like the very dickens. Mission targets (code name chickies) were not acquired on this raid, repeat, targets not acquired.

In other words, Standard Operatin' Procedure was executed. Hee hee!

Code name Mr Mike received the Purple Toe Award for injuries sustained.



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 Posted: Aug 19th, 2007 02:31 pm
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I guess he won't be wearin' sandals any time soon. That toe would be a dead giveaway that he was the culprit!!:D:shock::D



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