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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:08 am |
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Lacka, I have fresh batteries in my digital camera and I am reasonably sure Patti would print the earth shattering photos on the front page of the NWO and of course, Macca would be remembered eternally here in North Carolina on our license plates ("First In Flight") as a legend in her time.
Earth to Pengling: That's one small goof for ...................
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macca
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:09 am |
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I nearly jumped back there!!! If I just do what you say as I read it, I'd be dead now, right??? Well, MAYBE I exaggerate .... Another broken wing? At least some bruises???
OKAY? What's the secret???
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:10 am |
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Lacka wrote: Wait I have a secret for you. I am not even sure that JF wants to hear it.
(Lacka, my ears are closed)
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Lacka
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:12 am |
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I turn into a pumpkin at midnight so I am going to have to tell the secret. Nobody but Macca is allowed to read this. (Um, well Macca, I know we penglings stick together and all, and I know you are up on the roof and all and that you think I have done some really cool calculations, but I just wanted to make sure that, um well ..........you do know that we aren't really penglings, don't you? Even if you are really up on the roof, I am OK to think that you understand that we cannot really fly as we are "Pretend Penglings" )
OOHHHhhhhhum it is after 12:00 and I am turning orange..........
Last edited on Oct 5th, 2006 04:13 am by Lacka
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:12 am |
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macca wrote: OKAY? What's the secret???
This better be good. Right Macca?
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:14 am |
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Jim Flynt wrote:
Lacka, I have fresh batteries in my digital camera and I am reasonably sure Patti would print the earth shattering photos on the front page of the NWO and of course, Macca would be remembered eternally here in North Carolina on our license plates ("First In Flight") as a legend in her time.
Earth to Pengling: That's one small goof for ...................
NOT FUNNY, JIMBO!!!
My poor little pengling ♥ is beating way too fast!!!
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:17 am |
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Fly Macca Fly!!!
Flap those wings (the others will not know that you are not a real pingling)
Go Macca pengling Go!!!!!
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:18 am |
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:22 am |
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Lacka wrote: ...I am so orange..........
Orange you glad she took the leap?
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macca
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:23 am |
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Lacka wrote:
I turn into a pumpkin at midnight so I am going to have to tell the secret. Nobody but Macca is allowed to read this. (Um, well Macca, I know we penglings stick together and all, and I know you are up on the roof and all and that you think I have done some really cool calculations, but I just wanted to make sure that, um well ..........you do know that we aren't really penglings, don't you? Even if you are really up on the roof, I am OK to think that you understand that we cannot really fly as we are "Pretend Penglings" )
OOHHHhhhhhum it is after 12:00 and I am turning orange..........
LACKA!!! YOU MEAN I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO CRACKAH ALL ALONG???? I mean, at least I know to be skeptical of Crackah.... Oh, the shame.... I'm soooooooo disappointed..... We aren't going to fly??? I'm just shivering up here, risking life and limb (not to mention computer!) for nothing??? Well, not for nothing, I guess... It is kind of pretty and peaceful up here....
You're a pumpkin pretend pengling? But I've seen those pictures of you! You look so real!
Now I've gotta figure out the safest way to get down.... Hope none of those witches on brooms are out tonight.... although maybe they'd give me a soft landing.... hmmmmmm
you know, it's not paranoia if they really ARE out to get you!
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 04:36 am |
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Far from the maddening crowd and somewhere up over the rainbow, do we hear the crystal clear voice of Macca singing that old Drifters tune?
UP ON THE ROOF
When this old world starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the world below can't bother me
Let me tell you now
When I come home feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (up on the roof)
I get away from the hustling crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the street (up on the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (up on the roof)
At night the stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me
I keep a-tellin' you
Right smack dab in the middle of town
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (up on the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Up on the roof (up on the roof)
Up on the roo-oo-oof (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, baby (up on the roof)
Oh, come on, honey (up on the roof)
Everything is all right (up on the roof)
Fly Pengling Fly. "First In Fright"
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 09:55 am |
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Jim Flynt wrote: Lacka, remember you're supposed to divide that number by "Mom's" I.Q.
now jim.... I thought you knew that you cannot divide by zero!
   
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 10:20 am |
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545 views on Oct. 4!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 10:59 am |
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FatPappy wrote:
Mr Mike, you done got you some bacon competition! Pappy found this sack o' bacon flavored chips bearin' the "Mike-sells" label.
That's hittin' a little too close to home!
We might need to order some an' do some product research! Didin't see no bacon ice cream. Hee hee!
Pappy I use to make tatter chips back in my teen age years...sold the recipe for a bottle of Boone Farm Strawberry wine...ahhh the good old days...
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Posted: Oct 5th, 2006 11:12 am |
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macca wrote: Skiddles wrote:
You can have, Kudzu baskets, Kudzu jelly, Cooked Kudzu with onions and BACON, Kudzu with rice, Kudzu with taters 'n gravy, steamed Kudzu, boiled Kudzu....
Yum yum!?!?♥♥♥
RICE???? and bacon.....How about Kudzu bacon taters 'n gravy...Thats better...
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