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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 02:10 pm |
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| I wonder if pennies will become more valuable when they quit makin' 'em?
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 02:25 pm |
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When I mentioned biscuits, y'all knew I was talkin' 'bout healthy biscuits, right? Whole grain, hydroponically grown, free range biscuits, herded with respect by master biscuitmen an' biscuitwomen, unhurried in the pursuit o' excellence.
(Is Mrs Mike still lookin'?)
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 03:26 pm |
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| ...an' furthermore, no unhealthy biscuit will reach Pappy's gullet neither by stubterfuge nor by force, unless it's a accident or a act o' providence. Four score an' a dozen biscuits ago, our Forepappies an' Foremammies brought forth on this continent a nation o' biscuit makers an' biscuit eaters! Forthright, straight-backed, strong-willed, biscuit-filled citizens an' patriots ever' one, proud to ride that gravy train with biscuit wheels from sea to shinin' sea an' back in time fer breakfast!
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 03:39 pm |
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I baked the biscuits, you hafta clean up!
Nuh-uh! I made 'em yestiddy an' you didn't clean up!
You didn't ask!
You didn't offer!
My mouth was too full to talk!
Hey, that's my line!
Is not!
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 03:49 pm |
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(See what happens when ya'll leave the Pappies alone in here???)
HEY!
You two pappies had butter quit your fussin' before you jam a finger on those flailin' fists .... Mr. Mike's gonna boot you off of his gravy train and keep all the bacon for himself!!
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 03:55 pm |
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| I'll behave. It's them other ones you hafta watch. Hee hee!
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 03:55 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: I wonder if pennies will become more valuable when they quit makin' 'em?
What is it they say about idle minds?? 
I think the old proverb says that an idle mind is the devils workshop.
I prefer the kindergarten version: An idle mind is the best way to relax.
I'm saving pennies just in case. Gonna keep 'em in my socks. That's what my Grandaddy did......
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 04:24 pm |
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Hey Pappy!
I thought about you this morning... Fox 8 was talking about "alternate fuel" and how the folks are using shine to power their vehicles... according to the Fox 8 news... it is legal to make your own fuel... so folks are using stills to brew up their own gas!
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 04:38 pm |
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Cracker Jax wrote:
.... Mr. Mike's gonna boot you off of his gravy train and keep all the bacon for himself!!
Don't worry Pappy just throw me a biscuit....and I'll pass some bacon though this slot in my computer.....
Hey Pappy you got some of that "alternate fuel" , my truck sure could use some.......
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 05:02 pm |
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DToney wrote:
Hey Pappy!
I thought about you this morning... Fox 8 was talking about "alternate fuel" and how the folks are using shine to power their vehicles... according to the Fox 8 news... it is legal to make your own fuel... so folks are using stills to brew up their own gas!
Yee Haw!!! I hope the law don't decide to use it. They might ketch me!Last edited on Jul 24th, 2006 05:02 pm by FatPappy
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 05:29 pm |
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| At least if they do... you can always say that you're just "fuelin up yer tractor!"
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 08:48 pm |
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| I think Pappy holds more XXX fuel than the tractor...............................
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 09:04 pm |
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Where's macca???? Shem hasn't been around since this mornin'....
No historical MAAN tidbits today? No Music/Entertainment trivia for me to Google? Nothing exciting to exercise my mind?
And where's Kris??? Shem's always got an interesting link for me to visit!
<sigh>
I might have to consider bringing back the word of the day......
For now, check out this link.... It's dumb but it's the best I have at the moment.
Move your cursor over the man's face and leave it there... Watch what happens to your cursor...
http://fun.from.berdyczow.org/2004-05-26/posmeraj-goscia-w-nos.swf
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DToney
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 09:45 pm |
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here's something to ponder....
http://www.photosapien.com/photo-899.html
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Posted: Jul 24th, 2006 09:52 pm |
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DToney wrote:
here's something to ponder....
http://www.photosapien.com/photo-899.html
Nice picture, but is that an ad for a business?
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