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Posted: Apr 9th, 2006 06:13 pm |
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How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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macca
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Posted: Apr 9th, 2006 06:25 pm |
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HEY, PAPPY!!!! ♥♥♥
BTW: YOU AIN'T RIGHT!!!!
(That's why we love you so!!!)♥♥♥
I guess everybody's outside enjoying the nice day! At the park???♥♥♥
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FatPappy
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Posted: Apr 9th, 2006 07:46 pm |
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Yo, Macca!
Pappy's gonna see what treasures he can find cleanin' out the garage.
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Posted: Apr 9th, 2006 11:22 pm |
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Mammy and Pappy's Garage Cleaning Log Book.
Day 1.
The garage looms before us like a vast trackless jungle, dark and mysterious. Our native helpers have abandoned us. Sensing manual labor they scattered and were gone like terrified impala. We are determined to go on...alone in this alien world, fighting back the mounting fear and foreboding. We are resolved that somehow, somehow we must reach the interior.
Day 1, 10 minutes later.
Our relentless pace has drained us. We take a break and set up base camp on an abandoned Gott cooler. We are too tired to go on. I pray this log book reaches civilization, even if we do not. Must...rest...
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Posted: Apr 10th, 2006 11:26 am |
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GOOD MAWNIN'
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macca
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Posted: Apr 10th, 2006 12:14 pm |
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PAPPY!!! I'm so glad you made it back to civilization!!!!♥♥♥
I was afraid we were gonna have to send in a search party!
And, of course, we would've had to clear the way to find you.... Wait a minute, is that the way you were planning to get the garage organized???
Sorry we didn't come through for ya!!!♥♥♥
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Posted: Apr 10th, 2006 01:16 pm |
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Steve hurry back ...We don't know which way we are going....Pappy is running around with Pink Slippers on......Kris is walking around is circles mumbling "There's no place like Home".. ...and Cracker quit answering herself.... ..Last edited on Apr 10th, 2006 01:26 pm by StewartM
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Posted: Apr 10th, 2006 01:24 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: I think somebody done throwed out my NWO! Cain't find one at the store, nether. Maybe Calhoun's got it lookin' fer pet pitchers. Calhoun, you dog! Did anyone see that good looking dog catching the ball this week....Looks like the closes thing I will get to a grandson anytime soon....I get to babysit him the next 4 years( youngest son in boot camp playing with Uncle Sam)
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macca
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Posted: Apr 10th, 2006 02:31 pm |
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Well, I'm off!! I know, y'all already knew that!!! ♥♥♥
I mean I'm leaving town till Sunday.... Will check back in if I can find WIFI! ♥♥♥
Crackah should be back tomorrow, so somebody needs to be in charge!!! Kris??? Seems like everybody's gone!!! 'Course they could just be lost in the maze!!!! ♥♥♥
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Posted: Apr 11th, 2006 12:04 pm |
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Via con Dios, Macca!
Hasta leugo!
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Posted: Apr 11th, 2006 12:04 pm |
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That's a good lookin' grandson you got there, Mike!
I know you must be proud o' yer boy he'pin' Uncle Sam out.
Poor ol' Sam needs all the he'p he can get these days.
I he'p him ever' year about this time with a little donation. Hee hee!
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Posted: Apr 11th, 2006 12:12 pm |
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The word of the day is:
perspicacity
n 1: intelligence manifested by being astute (as in business dealings) [syn: shrewdness, astuteness, perspicaciousness] 2: the capacity to assess situations or circumstances shrewdly and to draw sound conclusions [syn: judgment, judgement, sound judgment, sound judgement]
Pappy's sample sentence:
Pappy only had to use a fourth of a tank o' perspcacity to reach this astute assessment o' the situation: ever'body done gone an' Pappy's playin' the mournful high lonesome on his harmoniky.
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Posted: Apr 11th, 2006 12:30 pm |
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Hey, Mr. Mike! What's fer breakfast?
Pappy's hongry!
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Posted: Apr 11th, 2006 01:05 pm |
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Where you at, Crackah?
Pappy's gonna light a little brush fire if the wind holds off.
Give you a smoke marker to ride toward.
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Posted: Apr 11th, 2006 01:57 pm |
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FatPappy wrote:
Hey, Mr. Mike! What's fer breakfast?
Pappy's hongry!
Pappy its one of those poptart and water mornings .......Sorry no bacon today...Oh yea don't and I mean don't eat the bacon at Moses Cone....Its not real or even close....First time in my lfe I didn't eat all my Bacon
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