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FatPappy
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 Posted: Dec 15th, 2005 09:31 pm
One of Pappy's all-time favorites! Atticus was always one of my heroes.
I'm afraid Pappy favors his right hand, but it seems my avatar favors his left.

Last edited on Dec 15th, 2005 09:32 pm by FatPappy



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 Posted: Dec 15th, 2005 11:40 pm
Having followed the strong local advice  about filling bathtubs,,,,,,,I must ask y'all local folk, is the adage really true about......

If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it on down???

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 Posted: Dec 16th, 2005 12:39 am

Yard Art

When is enough enough? I believe that Starcatcherrequested this info. Well here it is.

I ran out to do a little bit of research on yard art around town.

I found bunnies   


                a family of pigs


Frogs they were not related to Monty. They were sitting in chairs looked like they were about to enjoy a mint julep.


There was a lighthouse, and several windmills. I even saw a plastic swan. Looked like to me that someone had some flowers  delivered by someone pretty special and could not stand the thought of not keeping the swan, after the flowers died, so they put it in the yard for all of us to enjoy. Thank you.

There were quite a few statues, some of which were very nice. I found a VW family, appeared that even the cousins came to visit. This was very colorful and was actually a nice surprise while out scouting.


I found a dryer. It wasn't a set or anything; I didn't see the washer, just the dryer.

My favorite piece was a motorcycle that was made of tin. Like a little wind chime hanging from the tree. A+ on this one honey. I am not a huge motorcycle fan, but this was very tasteful. It is up on 150 between the


smelly store and Church St


Right about the time I saw the motorcycle in the yard, I rounded the curve and there they were. The swarm of bicycles. Not bikers, but bike riders, trying to run me off the dang road. They did, I had to cross the yellow line to avoid having a perfect little butt print on my windshield. Can't you just see that now? I just have no desire to get into my car and see a butt print starring back at me. You know you would get in the car and chuckle. Now I know that it had nothing to do with me talking on the phone, trying to make notes about the yard art I was finding, changing a CD while driving. You know I will admit it if it is my fault. This time it was not.

Back to what else I found. There were a lot of flags. We are a very patriotic little town. People are getting ready for ChristmasOh my and then I found a dumpster in someone's yard. Birdbaths and birdhouses seem to be very popular as well.


There were quite a few gazing balls. I think they are very pretty. When you gaze into those don't you kinda feel like you ARE Alice in Wonderland, or is it just me?

One of my favorite things was a little plastic bird on a metal stick. It had wings that would spin around when the wind would blow. Even though it was plastic I found it rather charming.

You will not believe this. You know we all have those things in the yard that look like a big plastic rock, or a round cement flower pot turned upside down. I think they cover something having to do with the well. A house that I passed while researching for


Starcatcher had two of these. Remember when I said before that you can cover anything? Well, law me (borrowed from Crackah) you don’t have to be able to knit.
They had these covered, right up on top of these they had ceramic men fishing. Now I don't know if they were fishing because they were sitting over the well, or if they were just fishing in the grass, but they sure seemed to be having quite the jolly time.


I saw a little cement boy peeing.


Now I tried to be nice and not talk about anything specific, like a boat trailer in the front yard, with no boat, you know who you are. I can’t risk offending anyone, so I tried to just give the basics.



I felt really bad, Skiddles after that knitting thing and learning that it could be genetic mutation and all. I know that there are a few closet cover lovers in this group. So I will just give a few tips to keep in mind while decorating your own yard.




Do group like items in an odd number together to make a nice statement. If you had a family of ducks they would look best grouped together. Three to five pieces generally look the most tasteful.

Appliances, old cars, and burning barrels work better in the back yard. The larger items detract from the composition that you are trying to work with as people pass by or drive up.


Think twice about your color choice when deciding to paint your tractor tires planters. I hear these are becoming very popular in the SF area.



A plow formed into a mailbox with various tractor attachments strategically placed in the front yard, really can help reflect ones personality. These pieces are usually so large that it is not necessary to group them by odd numbers. As a general rule you can just leave them wherever the tractor broke down and they will look fine.


In the case of yard art size does matter.


Think tasteful. It might be better to go with a theme, all ducks, a punch buggy theme, lighthouses, a nice selection of birdhouses for a more eye-catching impact.



I wasn't going to tell this but when I arrived back home after doing my research, I pulled up into the driveway, realized that I have not only an old truck that half runs sitting in my yard, this isn’t the choker, but another vehicle. It doesn’t stand alone, it has a trailer attached, and there is stuff on the trailer. On the carport there is a banquet table that I haven't put away since Halloween. On top of the table is an air conditioner, yes, a window unit. I could go on and on, but I think I might want to just take myself outside and do a little cleaning myself.


What is the most interesting yard art that you have seen?. What do you have in your yard?

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 Posted: Dec 16th, 2005 01:36 am
Euson, you rule! That was a beautiful testimony of your research. You definitely brought tears to my eyes tonight. I loved it!

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 Posted: Dec 16th, 2005 01:35 pm
EUSON,

You get the "Kneel Suckers" award for that one!

Next time you're out and about, could you let me know if you see any tractor tires for sale? Used will be fine. I'm thinking several nice puce and chartreuse accented tire planters would enhance not only my yard, but the entire neighborhood.



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 Posted: Dec 16th, 2005 03:34 pm
Come on people. Just because its cold out doesnt mean things on here need to slow down like maple syrup in winter. I have contributed to the road rage thread along with fat pappy some things that could be considered much ado about nothing. Therefore I think I will come over here and contribute some fodder to get things going. I was thinking about creating a restaurants thread where people could tell about places they visited with good/bad stories. Kinda like our own restaurant review section. Also one could provide advice about where to get certain things. For example, I want a low-country boil or just some fresh crawfish boiled. I know we used to have Cajun Lady but I think that is gone now. Im not sure if they ever did serve boiled crawfish or not either. I thought about ordering some live from the gulf but it is out of season and min. order is like 30 lbs or so. Im hungry but my stomach can only hold so much. Also a good authentic gumbo would be appreciated. Let me knwo what you guys think about the topic before I creat it. Or if someone fells strongly aneough then go ahead and create it without me. thanks.



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 Posted: Dec 16th, 2005 03:35 pm
Come on people. Just because its cold out doesnt mean things on here need to slow down like maple syrup in winter. I have contributed to the road rage thread along with fat pappy some things that could be considered much ado about nothing. Therefore I think I will come over here and contribute some fodder to get things going. I was thinking about creating a restaurants thread where people could tell about places they visited with good/bad stories. Kinda like our own restaurant review section. Also one could provide advice about where to get certain things. For example, I want a low-country boil or just some fresh crawfish boiled. I know we used to have Cajun Lady but I think that is gone now. Im not sure if they ever did serve boiled crawfish or not either. I thought about ordering some live from the gulf but it is out of season and min. order is like 30 lbs or so. Im hungry but my stomach can only hold so much. Also a good authentic gumbo would be appreciated. Let me know what you guys think about the topic before I create it. Or if someone fells strongly eneough then go ahead and create it without me. thanks.



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 Posted: Dec 16th, 2005 04:06 pm
The restaurant thing might be a good idea. I didn't get to be FATPappy by not likin' food.

In the spirit of the season and the topic, here's a link to a seasonal food funny.

http://ebaumsworld.com/flash/burgerking.html



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 Posted: Dec 16th, 2005 04:37 pm
I feel strongly bama should create a restaurant section ??????

Was that strong enough?????

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 Posted: Dec 16th, 2005 05:25 pm
Awesome! nuff said. look for it in a few.



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 Posted: Dec 16th, 2005 08:48 pm
You guys are too funny!

But now I need to interject a subject that I am seriously concerned about. I think everybody in Oak Ridge is asleep (or, even worse, dead!). They don't comment on anything on any of these forums, and they don't even have any good Christmas decorations! I've ridden through at night and it looks like the whole town has been abducted by aliens. What can we do?? We need to wake them up before, like Rip van Winkle, they wake up and realize they've been asleep for about 20 years.

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 Posted: Dec 17th, 2005 01:26 am


Hey Zippy...........where ya been???   Monty's been missing ya, see how hoppy he gets when his ole' buddies come back !!!!!!!!!!!!  Glad ya decided to come back and visit the playground.

I agree we need to stir up the Oak Ridgers.......there's gotta be some good playground material over there.

Hey y'all O.R's.......come join us !!!!!!!!!!   We'll give you some mana!!!

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 Posted: Dec 17th, 2005 04:11 am

WELCOME ZIPPITYDOODAH!



Glad to see you on the playground! 


 Bama and I noticed the same thing about those folks on "The Ridge".  I personally ventured over there to their forum to invite them to the Playground, but they don't seem to be interested.  So sorry to hear that they aren't being festive either! They are probably afraid that the sign ordinance police are going to come by and cite them for hanging a Ho Ho Ho in their yards!


So sad.


We will continue to try to wake them before rigormortis sets in!  Perhaps if their Wendy's started serving Breakfast all would be right with their world again. (Refer to NWO last 2 issues)


Meanwhile, feel free to drop in here and post a random thought whenever you like!


 



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 Posted: Dec 17th, 2005 04:34 am

 Gosh, you miss a day and there's so much to catch up on!


Steve~~ You had better make quick work of that search for the internet hookup in old Mexico or you will fall behind fast! Besides, we'll miss you! Are you and the family going to be down there through Christmas? Oh, and yes... yellow can mellow.


Euson ~ Your postings always brighten my day. 


I am so proud of you for your newly acquired knowledge and obvious understanding of the art of the smiley, however I feel that you might need to seek help.  It seems that you have also acquired a problem. Perhaps a quick visit to


www. IhaveaproblemcauseIloveyardartandIoverusesmileys.com 


would help you out.


Skiddles and Pappy... Had I known we'd be discussing Harper Lee novels, I'd have dragged myself out of the recliner sooner!  GREAT BOOK.  I know it's old news now, but I found it ironic that this book was mentioned since my drama teen asked for it for Christmas.


Bama... thanks for making sure the kiddies stayed awake while I was nursing the backache!



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 Posted: Dec 17th, 2005 04:40 am

ATTENTION PLEASE!



This is another public service announcement:



When wrapping gifts throughout the holiday season (or at any other gift giving time) please keep this in mind:



Do not use the self stick gift tags on your gift bags.



They are dang near impossible for the recipient to peel off in order to reuse the bag.



Thank you for your cooperation!



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