Yer Pappy done heered there's a unelected citizen tryin' to run the town! Really? I wonder if they're talkin' 'bout one o' that troop o' thespians called the Comic Citizens of Summerfield. Hee hee! Pappy gets a kick outta them!
If it's the unelected Citizen I'm thinkin' about, y'all can catch her act at most ever' SF town council meetin'. She has a real funny comedy routine. Sometimes she jumps up outta the audience an' does stand up at the microphone. But she's also a prop comic with all these hillarious mailin's an' decorated handouts, an' sometimes she takes facts an' twists 'em into funny shapes. Hee hee! She practices behind the scenes all the time so she's real good at it. 'Course, some o' her material is a little old, so you've prob'ly heard it before.
I thought she was just bein' funny, though. I didn't know she was tryin' to run the town. I wonder if somebody just misspoke. Maybe they meant to say "RUIN" the town. Yeah, now that makes more sense.
____________________ How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.
--Abraham Lincoln
