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Jim Flynt
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 Posted: Oct 21st, 2006 09:04 pm
Steve Adkins wrote: Just ordered a Pina Colada with Baileys..........told the guy "en media hora, traigame otro" ( in a half hour, bring me another one), be interesting to see if he remembers.

 

Isn't typing on the NWO Forum while under the N-fluence some kind of violation of law?

Oops. I forgot. You're down in Mexico where the law is quite different.

Where is Sheriff Barnes when we need him? Is Macca deputized to make a Citizen's Arrest?



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 Posted: Oct 21st, 2006 09:14 pm
Jim Flynt wrote: Isn't typing on the NWO Forum while under the N-fluence some kind of violation of law?

Oops. I forgot. You're down in Mexico where the law is quite different.

Where is Sheriff Barnes when we need him? Is Macca deputized to make a Citizen's Arrest?

Nope...........I just double checked the Policies, nothing against TUI (Typing Under the Influence).   The boy must be watching the clock, I had #2 at 30.00 minutes.  Course he knows I tip well, so he's got a vested interest.  And yes, the law is quite arbitrary down here.  The drive up bars are amazing, you literally drive thru a building the size of a carwash, they hand you a drink, and you drive away. 

Macca.........come get me, bring the handcuffs with the hearts on them. (bring your swimsuit too)

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 Posted: Oct 21st, 2006 09:14 pm
Aw.. a teen?? Thanks Steve, I'll share a secret with ya...I have 3 teens at home and  as the DEAD says, a touch of grey.. hee, hee. I guess it was all of the beads on my bag that lead you to the teen years... not 60's.

Last edited on Oct 21st, 2006 09:16 pm by Skiddles

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 Posted: Oct 21st, 2006 09:30 pm
It's OK Skiddles, a guy never gets in trouble guessing LOW on a girls age.  I'll just keep assuming you're a teen.  

When I think back on sweet 16.........and now think well, multiple 16 by 3, and I'm still........aw, never mind.

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 Posted: Oct 21st, 2006 09:38 pm
You're a gentleman!

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 Posted: Oct 21st, 2006 09:41 pm
I've got my inlines on and I'm gone! Have a good one .. maybe #3 .. my friend!

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 Posted: Oct 21st, 2006 09:42 pm
Aw Steve, I have the hiccups again.

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 Posted: Oct 21st, 2006 09:53 pm
Skiddles wrote: Aw Steve, I have the hiccups again.
I took care of it, although it was hard to delete a comment like "you're a gentlemen".   Aw well, a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.

OK folks, it's been fun, but I have a Mexican wedding to attend.  They usually whoop it up til the wee hours, so don't wait up for me.     Shalom

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 Posted: Oct 21st, 2006 11:12 pm
Boy, Steve-o has been whooping it up this afternoon! Glad to see him enjoying himself!!!:D Hope he doesn't pay too dearly for it in the morning!!!:shock: Wonder where Mrs. SMS is? Who knew he was such a sweet-talker??;) ♥♥♥



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 Posted: Oct 22nd, 2006 12:54 am
homecoming dance for mine too!  dang it takes a lllllllllloooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg time to get a girl ready to go!!!  :)



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 Posted: Oct 22nd, 2006 06:40 am
macca wrote:  Glad to see him enjoying himself!!!:D Hope he doesn't pay too dearly for it in the morning!!!:shock: Wonder where Mrs. SMS is? Who knew he was such a sweet-talker??;) ♥♥♥
SMS whooped it up Mexican style tonight, and I'll probably be sleeping it off Sunday.

Mrs SMS is camped out in Summerfield, her trip to Mexico with me is early November. 

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 Posted: Oct 22nd, 2006 11:32 am
Hee hee! Y'all been whoopin' it up!

Skiddles, you made a bona fide Bling-Bling Pappy sightin' all right! No tellin' what color Caddy you saw him in though. He orders rides like SMS orders dranks: "En media hora, traigame otro!"



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 Posted: Oct 22nd, 2006 12:23 pm
Steve Adkins wrote:
StewartM wrote: Just saw on CCN, Steve crossing the Rio trying to get under a hole in the fence..(looks like he has had one bacon taco (aka biscuit) too many)....:P...He is carrying wet clothes in a old deflated car air bag....Watch out here comes the border patrol...they are making him go back across the river...he is giving them that look :X...
Yep, that sounds like me

Actually I saw on some TV commentary where some guy decided to make fun of TSA, so he rode an elephant across the Rio Grande, and had a Mariachi Band following him.  The border patrol didn't stop him because "to our knowledge, there is no laws against riding an elephant, and bringing a mariachi band across the border".

The way my luck has been lately, TSA would let the elephant go, feed it  bacon, and arrest the rider (me).  

In case I haven't said it before, a couple hundred times, I still think TSA & border guards in general have completely lost focus, the rules they are enforcing have left common sense behind.   They're scared of the people they need to bust, and try to bust the people that are obeying the law.   What a waste of taxpayer money. 


FatPappy wrote:
Mr Blake,

What should be done about border security in light of the fact that an elephant accompanied by a mariachi band can walk in undetected?

Thank you!


All right, gang! Evidently y'all are gonna have to give me some kind of "Macca alert" (sorry, Lacka!) (Dang, now Crackah can't read this!) or something!!!:shock::shock::shock: Maybe I've taken up bama's habit of "skimming" --- Until I read Pappy's question (ALL OF IT WAS GREAT, PAPPY, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
:() over on the candidate's forum, I didn't catch that the elephant/mariachi band thing REALLY HAPPENED!!! :shock::shock::shock:

I guess I figured it was all part of the folderol that goes on here! I need to pay more attention!! ♥♥♥



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 Posted: Oct 22nd, 2006 12:29 pm
BTW: If you haven't checked out the Candidates' Forum yet, I would highly recommend it. We've had a few candidates log in and provide some real insight into who they are. I've already learned a lot and think this will prove VERY helpful to me in deciding how to cast my vote. It will make a difference to me if a candidate doesn't show up.... I've also been impressed with some folks I wouldn't otherwise know much about. Sometimes the name you are most familiar with isn't the one who needs to be in office. ♥♥♥



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 Posted: Oct 22nd, 2006 12:47 pm
Pappy don't normally appreciate political stunts, but the elephant/mariachi band stunt was worthy.

You're right, Macca, the candidate forum is a rare treat! One o' the questions I'm dyin' to ask is where Howard Coble buys his supenders! They're nuthin' but pure style!



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