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Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 10:20 pm |
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Crackah,
Sorry I didn't keep your interest talking with Bama about baseball. I can see where that might have been rather boring, if you are not in the loop.
I am going to break it down in terms that you can understand.
Braves = Wisteria Lane (home)
Chipper = Lynette (dedicated, caring, family, values)
Furcal = Gabrielle (greedy, money driven)
Bree = Bobby Cox (the base of it all, runs the show)
Dodgers = wealthy yard boy
Farnsworth = that kid that nobody cares if he stays or goes(you know the odd one)
Ok this is what happened:
Lynette (Chipper) being the loyal, dependable, unselfish type, all about family and dedication, took one for the team. She gave up millions of dollars in hopes that Gabriella ( Furcal) would stay on Wisteria Lane (with the Braves). Well Gabby was so greedy that she , although Lynette had made sacrifices, ran off to be with the wealthy yard boy (Dodgers).
Gabby (Fur) had lived on Wisteria Lane for 6 years and should have been dedicated but was not. The selfish little beep could only see the $ signs.
Millions and millions dollars were involved.
That crazy kid that nobody cares if he stays or goes, (Farnsworth) ran off up north somewhere (Yankees)
Bree (Bobby Cox) will be fine, like a cat she always lands on her feet.
That is exactly what we said.
Last edited on Dec 6th, 2005 10:24 pm by EUSON
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Posted: Dec 6th, 2005 11:02 pm |
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wow. just wow man!
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EUSON
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 01:00 am |
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| Big "B" are you a Housewives fan in addition to being a Braves fan? If so YOU D MAN (or Woman)! Last edited on Dec 7th, 2005 01:08 am by EUSON
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 01:20 am |
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LoL Crackah, ditto on the Initials!!
Whats^ on tha playground y'all? Thought it was finally time for me to make my entrance to the scene! Ive been reading and catching-up though, don't worry. Say, havent seen Pappy here for a while. What'cha whittlin on now Pappy? Sorry, got to cut it short, got to get tha younguns off ta beddie bie.
Oh yes, and one more thing, The Texaco needs to invest in a can, no, truck load, of air freshener!!! Whoo-EEE!!
Oh and yet another thing, I think I am beginning to like the Dodgers!
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 02:09 am |
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
(I wish decorating was THIS easy...)
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 03:01 am |
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Gosh... I take a little while off to go politicn' and look what you all have done with the place! Beautiful Bubba!
First let me say WELCOME TO Seashell, uh I mean Sheayshall... Wait... let me check... ok.. It's gonna be BELLE! That ok with you seyschelleBELLE?
WELCOME TO OUR PLAYGROUND!
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 03:11 am |
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Steve, you are such a quick study....You make the Crackah PROUD! I'm naming this little fella MONTY in honor of you!
Evidently, the coronation went off without a hitch. She-haw and He-haw (Borrowed from Pappy) are on their thrones (Well, She-haw is actually on her lawn chair) and more than ready to "ASK THE HARD QUESTIONS!" (Borrowed from donw)
Oh and Bama... I am sure you could just call She-haw if you don't want to check out the Texaco stench in the Mywob user manual... she is a legal expert on anything that has lots of dots in it.
section 9.8.4.6.3.45.7
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 03:23 am |
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Euson, Euson, Euson.......
 NOW YOU'RE TALKING
IN A LANGUAGE I CAN UNDERSTAND!
Have you SEEN the dimples on those Dodgers?????? (Evidently Belle has!)
I don't know how you keep outdoing yourself, but you rock! Are you sure you aren't (My UC) Scott Yost in disguise??
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 03:32 am |
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So Belle.... where in the Tri-town area do you hail from? Not that we really care, but me and Bama see, we've been shoppin' for an Oak Ridger and I was just wondering.... You got any stinky stores in your area???
Pappy is a blogger of few words, but boy when s/he decides to type.. Whoa baby! Always profound. So mysterious. I'm sure you'll hear from Him/her when s/he comes out of the woodshed!
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 03:35 am |
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EEEEE!!!!! We are at 981 HITS! I think me and Monty will stay up a bit later tonight and click on the playground 19 more times!!!! Ya'll are gonna be so happy in the morning!
Last edited on Dec 7th, 2005 03:36 am by Cracker Jax
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 03:42 am |
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Ok... one more thing before me and Monty go out and start clicking......
Ya'll need to check out this forum:
Life in the Northwest > Where Are The Locations Of Outstanding Christmas Decorated Homes & Businesses In The NW?
I did NOT name it....Rev did.... I woulda just called it "Lights" Whatever....
Anyway, we are listing all of the great holiday decorations for folks to go and look at.
Bama and I have been hanging out there quite a bit today!
GO THERE AND POST YOUR SUGGESTIONS!
(Be sure to adhere to The Crackah's Holiday Lights Grading Scale)
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 03:49 am |
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BTW... That last post was our 100th!!!!
(Noticed that when me and Monty went out to click 19 more times....)
I have definitely got a problem!!!!
You think they have a pill for blogging addiction??
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Also figured ya'll might need these this weekend!
  
 
and my favorite...
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 12:30 pm |
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Not sure if you caught on, Monty is a "pet name", his real name is Monteczuma, his last name is Revenge. Sometimes he's not such a nice fella. As you can see from above, he has a way of multiplyin'. However, his behavior is quite consistent. OOO WEEE
Anyway, since we all have a profound interest in the Texaco, I'll ask the question (nicely)
Dear Editor - some of your town's fine citizens have noticed an offensive odor coming from the Texaco station at 150 & Lake Brandt Road. Since we all wish to continue supporting our local businesses, but find it difficult under these circumstances, could you investigate as to the source of this challenging aroma? Your help is appreciated: Signed, Steve, Monty, Cracker, EUSON, bama80, macca, bubba, FatPappy, & any others I missed.
Now Here's the unedited version
Dear Editor - some of your bloggers have noticed the Texaco at 150 & Lake Brandt stinks to high heaven. Since we want to support this business, but cannot hold our breath long enough to pay the bill before exhaling, could you find out what died over there? Since you're more politically correct than some of your bloggers, we figure you could ask the question without offending the owner. Gracias. Signed, Steve, Monty, Cracker, EUSON, bama80, macca, bubba, FatPappy, & any others I missed
PS to Editor - since this is the Christmas season, if you want to forget about this one, we'll all hold our noses & understand.........it's our gift to you. Besides, we're not supposed to be serious in this forum.
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 12:33 pm |
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haha wow. good job crackah. oh and I am not a fan of Desperate Housewives but I have seen it a few times therefore am familiar with the characters. Euson, your analogy just impressed me.
So, theres a buck on the side of 68 in between the airport (Bryan) exit and market st. exit. I think it prolly had about 4-6 pts but I was goin about 65 through there so I may be mistaken. Oh by the way, no hurry, the buck was dead. haha. some of you probably thought I was talkin about a deer standing there drinking coffee watching cars drive by.
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Posted: Dec 7th, 2005 12:51 pm |
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<~~ macca, Monty and I stayed up ALL NIGHT decorating this tree just for you!
Steve and Bama
Thank you SO much for giving me a good giggle this morning!
Bama - Buck drinking coffee! LOL! STOP AND GET THAT DEAD DEER RIGHT NOW and take it to the BELCO store!!! Evidently they are collecting them!!
Monty's been busy!!
Steve ~~ Great job on the Letter to the Editor. I will look for it in the "Questions you have asked" Section Next week! I don't want to offend Mr. Bell either, but I think it's way better to just put it out there so the problem can be addressed. Much better than talking about his store behind his back!
And Belle, I wouldn't spray air freshener in there for fear of some type of chemical reaction that might just create a gaseous cloud and permeate all of Summerfield!
oh, and one more thing Steve....Is there really a C in Monteczuma?
My daughter tells me there is. Is it a prounounced c or is it a silent c?
I was not taught to spell it that way. I swear I think they added that c since I was in shool.
Last edited on Dec 7th, 2005 12:54 pm by Cracker Jax
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