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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 01:03 pm |
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Mornin' again!
Congrats Pappy, ol' buddy ol' pal on yet another milestone!!
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FatPappy
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 01:40 pm |
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Mornin'!
Much obleeged fer the milestone party! Yee Haw!
At this point in the plan the three stages o' Pappy's Sat'day may be summed up thusly:
HAM biscuits.
HAMmock
HAMme that jug, I mean, computer
Somebody done made off with my NWO!
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FatPappy
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 02:39 pm |
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But wait, the chicken sends me a vision...
...astrally projecting herself from the ashram she says in her still, quiet voice,
"Use the John Deere."
Ah, the chicken speaks truth. Yes, I have forgotten about mowing the yard. Thank you, chicken. Your words of wisdom shall be heeded. I shall fulfill my destiny, as man, machine, and yard blend and become one. This is known as mysterious sameness, this is known as rolling up the sleeve when there is no arm, this is about form, this is about content, this is...
"Be silent, Grasschopper," says the chicken. "I meant use the john, dear. You're full of..."
What? O chicken, come back. I didn't hear the last of your message! There was static!
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 04:42 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: But wait, the chicken sends me a vision...
...astrally projecting herself from the ashram she says in her still, quiet voice,
"Use the John Deere."
Ah, the chicken speaks truth. Yes, I have forgotten about mowing the yard. Thank you, chicken. Your words of wisdom shall be heeded. I shall fulfill my destiny, as man, machine, and yard blend and become one. This is known as mysterious sameness, this is known as rolling up the sleeve when there is no arm, this is about form, this is about content, this is...
"Be silent, Grasschopper," says the chicken. "I meant use the john, dear. You're full of..."
What? O chicken, come back. I didn't hear the last of your message! There was static!
And what you have just witnessed Ladies and Gentlemen was a master artist at work.
Pappy you're the greatest!
Have fun on the John, Dear OR the John Deere!
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 09:42 pm |
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WOO HOO!! ♥♥♥
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FatPappy
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 10:16 pm |
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Hee hee! Crackah, you give me way too much credit. Besides, Pappy only deals in cash.
Hey, they must be roof dancin' out in Collyrado. There's snow in them thar hills! Yee Haw!
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 10:22 pm |
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Some places got 15 inches. One place called Bald Mountain got ten. If'n I was a-gonna build me a headquarters compound, I'd want it to be atop a place called Bald Mountain.
Pappy's havin' a little trouble with the "b" utton on my keyboar. I think I got a iscuit crum stuck under yonder.
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 11:04 pm |
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Pappy, I'm tellin ya, if you'd just scribble some of these ponderin's of yours down in a notebook you could sell them for big Texa$!!!!
Hey! I want some of that Snow those Collyrado people are gettin! If we don't get some snow this year, I'm tuckin' my chicken up under my wing and we're headin' west!!!
biscuit crumbs..... too funny...
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 11:13 pm |
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Doggone, they got my man Dog the Bounty Hunter in the doghouse! Dog done went down to Me-hee-co to bring back a convicted rapist, but now Me-hee-co's mad at him fer bounty huntin' down yonder. It's illegal on yon side o' the Rio Grande. The feller he brung back is now servin' 124 years.
Dog's a good boy. I hope they work somethin' out.
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Posted: Sep 23rd, 2006 11:37 pm |
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| They can work it out for enough $$$$ Pappy...
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Jim Flynt
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Posted: Sep 24th, 2006 12:17 am |
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| (Put) in the right hands, a little dinero goes a long way down in Meheeco.
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Posted: Sep 24th, 2006 12:22 am |
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Wonders never cease I guess. I was over at the Lowes store in K-ville this afternoon, and Lo and Behold, they already have the Christmas lights and decorations displays up and for sale. And here it is still September.
Didn't they use to wait until after Halloween at least to start selling Christmas merchandise back when we were kids? Does this mean we should start putting up Christmas lights anytime soon?
Pappy, can you talk to that chicken again and get some answers to some of these here life questions?
Last edited on Sep 24th, 2006 12:24 am by Jim Flynt
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Posted: Sep 24th, 2006 12:43 am |
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| Pappy startin' a "Dear Chicken" column?
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Posted: Sep 24th, 2006 12:51 am |
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Steve Adkins wrote: Pappy startin' a "Dear Chicken" column?
You don't reckon Pappy's 'chicken' do you?
And just think, Pappy could start his new column from scratch!
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Posted: Sep 24th, 2006 01:21 am |
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Since we are a democratic group of opinionated......................er, uh, individuals, I thought I would ask a simple question........just to stir things up, and see what the group had to say.
You might remember, some time back, there were around 20 postings per page.
At some point, it was reduced, to where it is now 15 postings per page.
Does everybody like it as is, or would it be better if each page were lengthened to 20 or more postings per page? ..............it was tempting to start a topic for this subject, but I was afraid of the comments it might generate.
Blog onward.................
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