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macca
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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 03:54 am
MIKE: I ran across this from a nutrition web site. They run something called "The Nastiest Foods: Hall of Shame Special." (Actually, some of them sounded pretty good....♥♥♥)

I have to admit, though, this one sounds really gross (but I remembered it when you asked for "bacon recipes").

"I do love my father-in-law, really, but he eats -- and has eaten in the past -- a few of the most odd food combinations. Such as, he loves a thick slice of ripe red tomato on top of a piece of chocolate cake instead of icing. Ugh, talk about ruining a good piece of cake! And he often talks of his childhood norm: a bacon grease sandwich. You just slather on the grease in a thick layer between two slices of bread and voila... a poor boy's treat!"



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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 04:09 am
StewartM wrote: the Grinch (aka Mom)

 



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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 04:21 am

 Just drooling over that bacon grease sammich macca! NOT!!! Don't send that recipe in to those poor younguns!


I didn't watch the first hour of the grammy's myself, (Idol was on you know)  but I did see Paul sing and it was something I didn't know... Not a beatles tune in other words. Did not like it much.


Loved "When I'm 64" Wish he'd sung that. (When I get older losing my hair... many years from now... Will you still be sending me a Valentine... birthday greeting bottle of wine.... something like that...)


Oh... And I actually had Band on the Run by Wings on a 45. Flip side was Jet... Remember 45's??? I've got a cute record story to tell ya but I'll save it for tomorrow.


NEWS 2 UPDATE:  The poor kid actually did fall out of the bus when the window gave way.  Evidently the tour bus made a sudden movement.  He was in the bathroom at the time. He had minor injuries. Gosh...that really stinks.


And they did find human remains in some farmer's freezer, but I was in the bathroom checking the windows when that story came on so I don't know what the 9 year mystery was. The farmer's wife was also charged.



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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 04:35 am
CRACKAH!!! Paul ♥♥♥(I wonder if he and Johnny Depp get along??? Ooops, better watch out... I'll be having weird dreams..... hmmmm... but I digress) was probably singing something from "Chaos in the Backyard," which is his latest release and probably his best.... "Fine Lines" is the theme song of Lexus commercials... which were being aired before the CD was released, I think (maybe at the same time...). I can throw some more titles at you if you think you'd remember.

You did pretty well with the "64" lyrics... Next part: "If I've been out til quarter to 3, would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?"

BTW: The 9 year mystery was that (I think) the body was of a teenager who had been missing that long....



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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 04:41 am
Obviously I need to go to sleep....

Letterman has "Stupid Human Tricks" tonight...

I missed the intro for the first guy but he was dressed with a black shirt and white collar like a priest. He stood on his hands and drank a beer upside down. Picked up the glass with his mouth and drank it ....

The second guy was from Charlotte -- walked on stilts, then had Dave take one away ... then he hopped on one stilt.

The third was a woman who whistled the theme to "The Andy Griffith Show" through her toes.... Sat down, put two toes in her mouth and whistled...

Maybe we should pack up our merry little group and go visit Dave... I bet we could show him all kinds of tricks!!! ♥♥♥



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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 04:55 am
macca... sorry to hear about the teenager.. that is sad.

I will run the DVR back tomorrow and see exactly what Paul sang... Just for you. We always DVR stuff like that for occasions like this... when folks are talking about it the next day and I need it for reference.... I think I still have Janet's Stupidbowl wardrobe malfunction on tape somewhere around here.....

I feel so "connected" to you tonight ;)....I am also watching Letterman while conducting forum business!

Keep watching.. Maybe we'll see Pappy breeze thru the Ed Sullivan theater....

I'll be watching from the bed... This time I am really out of here... See you in the morning!!!

 

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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 11:21 am



All Hail to Thee O Paaaappy!!





You done done it!

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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 11:33 am

WOO-WOO! FABIO PAPPY! ♥♥♥



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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 11:40 am
macca wrote:  a bacon grease sandwich. You just slather on the grease in a thick layer between two slices of bread and voila... a poor boy's treat!"
 

 Toast the bread and I'm in.......

Eggs taste better when fried in bacon grease...Even green ones.....

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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 11:41 am

WARNING!! Long post :D



 



 




A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)



(its a real treat)




(a masterpiece)


(wait for it)






The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."







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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 11:42 am
Sshhh! Fabio's on a two-hour delay this mornin'.

He's plannin' a bigger shindig this weekend.

Pappy-o's ready for some bacon on a biscuit!



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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 11:53 am
Here ya go Mr. Mike.....

SPAM BURGER

1 (12 ounce) container Spam

4 hard-cooked eggs
4 ounces Cheddar cheese, cubed
1 medium onion, chopped
3 tablespoons mayonnaise
6 slices bacon, cut in half
6 hamburger buns, split

DIRECTIONS:
1. Preheat your oven's broiler.
2. Combine the lunch meat, eggs, cheese and onion in a food processor, or run them through a grinder. Once everything is minced, stir in enough of  the mayonnaise to hold it together. Spoon equal amounts of the mixture onto open buns, and place two pieces of bacon on top of each one.
3. Broil a few inches from the heat for 5 to 8 minutes, or until the bacon is crisp. Watch carefully so the burgers do not burn.


Now, mind you, I haven't actually EATEN this. But I would probably make it for the neighbor's dog to enjoy.  See, I'm not a dog-hater :D

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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 11:55 am
I hear ye, PAPPY! ♥♥♥Sounds as though Saturday could be a really pretty day -- or a really messy day, depending on what kind of precip we get!!! KEEP DANCIN'! ♥♥♥

Just so that's a BACON sandwich and not a BACON GREASE sandwich!

STEVE-O!!! LOVED IT!!!♥♥♥Was trying to anticipate the punch line, but it's too early to expect the brain cells to process it all....



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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 11:57 am
macca wrote: I know some of you weren't born then, some were still in diapers, and please don't ask me if the BEATLES were the band McCartney was with before Wings!!!!
♥♥♥

 So, who are these Beatles??? I think maybe that was before my time :D

Last edited on Feb 9th, 2006 12:04 pm by Kris McNeill

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 Posted: Feb 9th, 2006 12:03 pm
Kris I will give the spam burger a try.......

Are you eating frog legs??????


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