I thought he was supposed to be a martyr? Now, we get a coward?! The news is reporting he fled to Iran because he feared for his safety. I was looking forward to our troops bustin' a cap 'n 'em. Looks like we have a good excuse to invade Iran now!
____________________ The only constant in the universe is change.
First report was that he wasn't in Iran. They said the reports were false and the American military was making it up. Then, when his supporters saw him on TV actually in Iran they said it was a planned trip. Yeah, like "I planned to keep from getting my butt shot off by hiding in another country." He was probably easy to track. Just listen for the sound of some guy screaming like a girl with a pencil stuck in her eye. Those aren't air raid sirens, that's Big Al Sadr heading north.
