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Posted: Sep 16th, 2006 01:25 pm |
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| I wonder if the gov'ment's got any grant money available fer purposes o' folderol? Pappy's been a non-profit fer years!
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Posted: Sep 16th, 2006 04:02 pm |
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Pappy went to the store to get a estimate on a tank o' gas fer my lawnmower. Had to go back to Mammy fer some grant money. Mammy didn't have no Grant money, all she had was Lincoln money.
There was a small altercation underway in the yard when I got out there. The weeds was all holdin' up tiny signs that said "Share the Yard!" The Fescue grass had their own signs that said, "Lawn Grass for Lawn Order." The Bluegrass was tryin' to be all uppity an' ignore the rabble. "Just a little off the top, my good man," the Bluegrass said to me.
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Cracker Jax
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Posted: Sep 16th, 2006 05:01 pm |
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LOL PAPPY!
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Posted: Sep 16th, 2006 10:31 pm |
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Pappy saw a black helicopter fly over today while I was out in the yard. Lucky I was under a tree in case they was lookin' fer me. I wonder how much the bounty is lately. Hee hee!
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Posted: Sep 16th, 2006 10:35 pm |
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FatPappy wrote:
Pappy saw a black helicopter fly over today while I was out in the yard. Lucky I was under a tree in case they was lookin' fer me. I wonder how much the bounty is lately. Hee hee!
Gosh Pappy, I don't know, but I am sure you're worth every penny of it!
They would probably have to rob Fort Knox to offer a bounty for what you're really worth; especially to those of us around here!
And if ya' need more places to hide, let us know and we will plant more trees for ya'.
Last edited on Sep 16th, 2006 10:38 pm by Jim Flynt
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 12:22 am |
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| Thankee, Mr Jim. Pappy's got a patch o' kudzu as my backup escape plan.
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 05:51 am |
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FatPappy wrote: There was a small altercation underway in the yard when I got out there. The weeds was all holdin' up tiny signs that said "Share the Yard!" The Fescue grass had their own signs that said, "Lawn Grass for Lawn Order." The Bluegrass was tryin' to be all uppity an' ignore the rabble. "Just a little off the top, my good man," the Bluegrass said to me.
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 06:15 am |
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98 views on Sept. 16 ♥♥♥
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 06:19 am |
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| So, Crackah! Did you just wake up, too? Or maybe you've been watching a movie? Hope you're feeling better!!!♥♥♥
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 01:16 pm |
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Mornin' Everybody!
Sorry I missed you last night (a.k.a. wee hours of this morning) macca. I didn't see you online!
Triscuit and I were up late watching the final episode of "Lost". We've crammed 2 seasons into a week and now we're ready for the fall season to begin. WOW what a show!
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 05:08 pm |
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HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
HELLO!
Did everyone forget their hats?????
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 05:10 pm |
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Hey Macca! I was doing the rainbow thing just now and discovered indigo! That's right purty don't ya think?
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 05:12 pm |
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This color is "they forgot the tin foil hats"!
Strangely similiar to "Macca"!!!!!
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 05:29 pm |
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Howdy, you all. Looks like Crackah's still kickin'.
Did y'all see we got a new member? Peachman!
Welcome to the forum, Peachman!
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Posted: Sep 17th, 2006 05:35 pm |
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Well, Crackah! Obviously you are feeling better!! I'm glad! BTW: This is indigo on my computer!  ♥♥♥
ACtually, this is macca on my computer. This is maccagreen on my computer. This is maccablue. This is theyforgotthetinfoilhats on my computer. This is they forgot the tin foil hats on my computer. This is "they forgot the tin foil hats!" ♥♥♥
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