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Posted: Aug 12th, 2007 11:31 am |
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Woo hoo! Jane says we can count it!
Ok, lemme me add up the tally. I'm gonna step back from the keyboard into cypher space so's I can use my fingers fer countin'. Let's see now, that's...wait, don't he'p me, don't he'p me...uh, dividin' the hypotenuse by Nicolai Lobachevski's birthday, pie squared equals cobbler, carry the pie to the winder sill, add bacon, subtract bacon, fork over pie equals zero, put the lime in the cocoanut, OK...
That's 2 snows an' 1 flurry!
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Posted: Aug 12th, 2007 11:58 am |
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By the way, Jane I wonder if I could borry y'all's bobcat sometime to move some fill dirt into a big pile. Actually, instead o' one big pile o' dirt, I'm a-thinkin' it might work better to build up two purty good size piles o' dirt an' grow some kudzu betwixt 'em like a net. Then wait fer the wind to run a herd o' clouds into my homemade box canyon. Yee Haw! Might as well grade a nice slope off one side o' them hills whilst I'm at it to use as a ski run when all that snow hits!
This project has done got too big fer a bobcat. I reckon I'll hafta hitch ol' Tantor the elephant up to that ol' horse drawed road grader I found when I did some weed eatin' t'other day.
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DOGGETTJA
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Posted: Aug 12th, 2007 12:44 pm |
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| Pappy that does sound like a plan!! Not sure though that it is going to work. I did read in this monrings paper that Chile is having the coldest winter in 30 years so maybe when it is our turn we will get some real winter weather. Showed pictures of kids playing in the snow. Maybe if Cracker adds a little snow wishing into her rain dancing we will start early with the snow.
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Posted: Aug 12th, 2007 01:02 pm |
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| And what does Chile have that we don't? Tall dirt!
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Posted: Aug 12th, 2007 01:25 pm |
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| Good point Pappy! If your plan is sucessful then you can charge admission to the snow slopes and become independently weathy.
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Posted: Aug 12th, 2007 03:20 pm |
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FatPappy wrote: By the way, Jane I wonder if I could borry y'all's bobcat sometime to move some fill dirt into a big pile. Actually, instead o' one big pile o' dirt, I'm a-thinkin' it might work better to build up two purty good size piles o' dirt an' grow some kudzu betwixt 'em like a net. Then wait fer the wind to run a herd o' clouds into my homemade box canyon. Yee Haw! Might as well grade a nice slope off one side o' them hills whilst I'm at it to use as a ski run when all that snow hits!
This project has done got too big fer a bobcat. I reckon I'll hafta hitch ol' Tantor the elephant up to that ol' horse drawed road grader I found when I did some weed eatin' t'other day.
Maybe we should all throw a little dirt on Pappy's latest idea!
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Posted: Aug 12th, 2007 03:23 pm |
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FatPappy wrote:
August 12 -- I see a little fog this mornin'. Mebbe Jane will let us count it.
FatPappy wrote:
Woo hoo! Jane says we can count it!
Pappy! I thought of you this morning when the local weather folks were talking about fog!! Woo hoo! Bring on the snow!!
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Posted: Aug 12th, 2007 08:17 pm |
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Pappy! I thought of you this morning when the local weather folks were talking about fog!! Woo hoo! Bring on the snow!!
Yee haw! Well that's 2 days you won't have to be dancin', Macca. Unless you just cain't fight the feelin'! Hee hee!
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Posted: Aug 13th, 2007 10:25 am |
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| Fog alert ! There was fog spotted this morning at my house.
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Posted: Aug 13th, 2007 12:08 pm |
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Jane, think we should all go shopping for snowblowers? Reckon there might be a shortage this winter?
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Posted: Aug 13th, 2007 12:41 pm |
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Fog alert ! There was fog spotted this morning at my house.
August 13 -- That's 3 snows and 1 flurry.
I'm gonna bust up some chiffarobes, get some batt'ries fer my transistor radio, an' find my good checky board. Yee haw! Snows a-comin'!
I hope the DOT don't read the forum. They'll be gettin' their salt trucks ready an' spoil ever'thang.
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Posted: Aug 13th, 2007 03:14 pm |
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Pappy, I read your theory on the clouds likin' higher ground so I decided to check it out with some experts.
I rode up to the Smokey Mountains this weekend and sure enough - clouds sittin' on the top of every hill.
I hear from the locals that they get lots of snow up there so keep addin' the fill dirt to your pile!
(and who's to know if you add a stump or two underneath if it helps you achieve your goal quicker?)
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Posted: Aug 14th, 2007 11:52 am |
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| August 14 -- Nary fog this mornn' that Pappy's sensitive occular sensors could detect. I'll work on that dirt pile, Crackah. I could prob'ly vacuum my truck out and have enough fer 4 or 5 feet. Tantor! Ungawa!
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Posted: Aug 17th, 2007 11:47 am |
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| August 17 -- No fog to report, unless it was usin' the invisible option. Jane, does invisible fog count?
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Posted: Aug 17th, 2007 12:00 pm |
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| Has to be real seeable fog!! It is thundering far off this morning. Maybe a little rain?
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